Ten Commandments: Minnesota style
1. Ders only one God, ya know.
2. Don't make dat fish on yer mantle an idol.
3. Cussing ain't Minnesota nice.
4. Go to church even when yer up `nort.
5. Honor yer folks.
6. Don't kill. Catch and release.
7. Der is only one Lena for every Ole. No cheatin'.
8. If it ain't yer lutefisk, don't take it.
9. Don't be braggin' about how much snow ya can shovel.
10. Keep yer mind offen yer neighbor's hot dish

-L.
(sent to me by my Minnesooootahn friends)

In article .com>,
"-L." > wrote:

> Ten Commandments: Minnesota style
(smartypants stuff snipped)
> (sent to me by my Minnesooootahn friends)

:-P
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-Barb
<www.jamlady.eboard.com> Updated 2-28-2006, Crazy Lady Party;
Church review #7

Melba's Jammin' wrote:
> In article .com>,
> "-L." > wrote:
>
> > Ten Commandments: Minnesota style
> (smartypants stuff snipped)
> > (sent to me by my Minnesooootahn friends)
>
> :-P
> --
> -Barb
> <www.jamlady.eboard.com> Updated 2-28-2006, Crazy Lady Party;
> Church review #7

Oh, c'mon...you didn't even like #10?!?
-L.

In article .com>,
"-L." > wrote:

> Melba's Jammin' wrote:
> > In article .com>,
> > "-L." > wrote:
> >
> > > Ten Commandments: Minnesota style
> > (smartypants stuff snipped)
> > > (sent to me by my Minnesooootahn friends)
> >
> > :-P
> > --
> > -Barb
> > <www.jamlady.eboard.com> Updated 2-28-2006, Crazy Lady Party;
> > Church review #7
>
> Oh, c'mon...you didn't even like #10?!?
> -L.

I'd like it more if it weren't written in a feeble dialect. :-)
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-Barb
<www.jamlady.eboard.com> Updated 2-28-2006, Crazy Lady Party;
Church review #7