Okay, SW got me searching my humor files...... ;-) Blame it on him!

First Anatomy Class


First-year students at Med School were receiving their first anatomy
class
with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table
with
the body covered with a white sheet.

The professor started the class by telling them, "In medicine, it is
necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor. The first is that
you
not be disgusted by anything involving the human body."

For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in
the
butt of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck his finger in his mouth.

"Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students. The students
freaked
out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a
finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it.

When everyone had finished, the Professor looked at them and told them,
"The
second most important quality is attention to detail. I stuck in my
middle
finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention
--
Peace, Om.

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." -Jack Nicholson