Cannibals

A large corporation recently hired several cannibals. "You are all
part of our team now", said the HR rep during the welcoming briefing.

"You get all the usual benefits and you can go to the cafeteria for
something to eat, but please don't eat any of the other employees". The
cannibals promised they would not.

Four weeks later their boss remarked, "You're all working very hard and
I'm satisfied with your work. However, one of our secretaries has
disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to her?"

The cannibals all shook their heads "No". After the boss had left, the
leader of the cannibals said to the others, "Which one of you idiots ate
the secretary?" A hand rose hesitantly.

"You fool!" the leader continued. "For four weeks we've been eating
managers and no one noticed any-thing. But NOOOooo, you had to go and
eat someone who actually does something!!!"
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Peace, Om.

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." -Jack Nicholson