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![]() A Marine stationed in Afghanistan recently received a "Dear John" Letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows: Dear Ricky, I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you. Love Becky....... The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow Marines for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters, ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins etc. In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies. There were 57 photos in that envelope....along with this note: Dear Becky, I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the heck you are. Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me. Take Care, Ricky -- Peace, Om. "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." -Jack Nicholson |
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On Mon 06 Mar 2006 04:28:47a, Thus Spake Zarathustra, or was it
OmManiPadmeOmelet? > > > A Marine stationed in Afghanistan recently received a "Dear John" Letter > from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows: > > Dear Ricky, > > I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is > just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice since > you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry. Please > return the picture of me that I sent to you. Love Becky....... > > The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow Marines for any > snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters, > ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins etc. In addition to the picture of Becky, > > Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty gals he had > collected from his buddies. There were 57 photos in that > envelope....along with this note: > > Dear Becky, > I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the heck you are. Please > take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me. > Take Care, Ricky Very bright guy! -- Wayne Boatwright o¿o ____________________ BIOYA |
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"OmManiPadmeOmelet" > wrote in message
... > > > A Marine stationed in Afghanistan recently received a "Dear John" Letter > from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows: > > Dear Ricky, > > I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is > just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice since > you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry. Please > return the picture of me that I sent to you. Love Becky....... > > The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow Marines for any > snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters, > ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins etc. In addition to the picture of Becky, > > Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty gals he had > collected from his buddies. There were 57 photos in that > envelope....along with this note: > > Dear Becky, > I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the heck you are. Please > take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me. > Take Care, Ricky > -- > Peace, Om. Also a part of a M*A*S*H episode. A good one, though. > > "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." -Jack > Nicholson |
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"OmManiPadmeOmelet" > wrote in message
... > > > A Marine stationed in Afghanistan recently received a "Dear John" Letter > from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows: > > Dear Ricky, > > I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is > just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice since > you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry. Please > return the picture of me that I sent to you. Love Becky....... > > The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow Marines for any > snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters, > ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins etc. In addition to the picture of Becky, > > Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty gals he had > collected from his buddies. There were 57 photos in that > envelope....along with this note: > > Dear Becky, > I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the heck you are. Please > take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me. > Take Care, Ricky LOL - some of y'all might remember that this joke was used in an episode of MASH. Was funny then, still funny now. Lisa Ann |
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"Lisa Ann" > wrote: > "OmManiPadmeOmelet" > wrote in message > ... > > > > > > A Marine stationed in Afghanistan recently received a "Dear John" Letter > > from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows: > > > > Dear Ricky, > > > > I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is > > just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice since > > you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry. Please > > return the picture of me that I sent to you. Love Becky....... > > > > The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow Marines for any > > snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters, > > ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins etc. In addition to the picture of Becky, > > > > Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty gals he had > > collected from his buddies. There were 57 photos in that > > envelope....along with this note: > > > > Dear Becky, > > I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the heck you are. Please > > take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me. > > Take Care, Ricky > > > LOL - some of y'all might remember that this joke was used in an episode of > MASH. Was funny then, still funny now. > > Lisa Ann > > :-) -- Peace, Om. "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." -Jack Nicholson |
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