Are You Finish?


A virile, young Italian gentlemen named Guido was relaxing at his
favorite bar in Rome when he managed to attract a spectacular young
blonde woman. Things progressed to the point where he invited her back
to his apartment and, after some small talk, they retired to his
bedroom where he rattled her senseless. After a pleasant interlude he
asked with a smile, "So, you finish?"

She paused for a second, frowned, and replid, "No."

Surprised, Guido reached for her and the rattling resumed. This time
she thrashed about wildly and there were screams of passion. The sex
finally ends and, again, Guido smiles and asks, "You finish?"

Again, after a short pause, she returns his smile, cuddles closer to
him and softly says, "No."

Stunned, but damned if this woman is going to outlast him, Guido
reaches for the woman yet again. Using the last of his strength, he
barely manages it, but they end together screaming, bucking, clawing
and ripping the bed sheets. Exhausted, Guido falls onto his back,
gasping. Barely able to turn his head, he looks into her eyes, smiles
proudly and asked again, "You finish?"

Barely able to speak, the beautiful blonde whispers in his ear, "No, I
Norwegian."
---

Sheldon

Sheldon wrote:
> Are You Finish?

<earth-moving snipped>

> Barely able to speak, the beautiful blonde whispers in his ear, "No, I
> Norwegian."

Do you expect me to believe that this guy even realizes that a woman can
"finish"?

<I wonder if he knows that he didn't need to be there for it to happen
>

Pennyaline wrote:
> Sheldon wrote:
> > Are You Finish?
>
> <earth-moving snipped>
>
> > Barely able to speak, the beautiful blonde whispers in his ear, "No, I
> > Norwegian."
>
> Do you expect me to believe that this guy even realizes that a woman can
> "finish"?
>
> <I wonder if he knows that he didn't need to be there for it to happen
> >

Well, he is a Guido.

"Pennyaline" dge> wrote in
message ...
> Sheldon wrote:
> > Are You Finish?
>
> <earth-moving snipped>
>
> > Barely able to speak, the beautiful blonde whispers in his ear, "No, I
> > Norwegian."
>
> Do you expect me to believe that this guy even realizes that a woman can
> "finish"?
>
> <I wonder if he knows that he didn't need to be there for it to happen
> >

It sounds to me that this guy could not have been more gentlemanly and
caring about this relative stranger's satisfaction. What more can she
expect, unless she'd rather have him pop-off, zip up, and leave so she can
affirm and justify some pity-baiting old-fashioned cross to bear i.e. that
all men are stupid insensitive dick-heads so you're better off at home
humping a dildo, Twentieth Century style.

(Fast forward to 2006):
But she, instead, with joyful abandon, simply had a thrilling sexual
experience with a sensual dynamo of a man. He certainly needed to be there
for THAT to happen.;-) Beautiful finish there, wouldn't you say. Pennyaline?

Lefty
--
Life is for learning

Lefty wrote:
> "Pennyaline" dge> wrote in
> message ...
>> Sheldon wrote:
>>> Are You Finish?
>> <earth-moving snipped>
>>
>>> Barely able to speak, the beautiful blonde whispers in his ear, "No, I
>>> Norwegian."
>> Do you expect me to believe that this guy even realizes that a woman can
>> "finish"?
>>
>> <I wonder if he knows that he didn't need to be there for it to happen
>> >
>
> It sounds to me that this guy could not have been more gentlemanly and
> caring about this relative stranger's satisfaction. What more can she
> expect, unless she'd rather have him pop-off, zip up, and leave so she can
> affirm and justify some pity-baiting old-fashioned cross to bear i.e. that
> all men are stupid insensitive dick-heads so you're better off at home
> humping a dildo, Twentieth Century style.
>
> (Fast forward to 2006):
> But she, instead, with joyful abandon, simply had a thrilling sexual
> experience with a sensual dynamo of a man. He certainly needed to be there
> for THAT to happen.;-) Beautiful finish there, wouldn't you say. Pennyaline?

Nope, considering that the "joke" is in the style of the typical male
POV: the more *he* humps and pumps, the more satisfaction she must feel.
With that method, the only one *finishing* is the guy. Meanwhile, she's
probably finishing for herself.

\If he's ignorant enough to keep on pumping in the name of her satiety,
he deserves the coronary he's going to have.

Yeppers. If one is stuck with an uninformed man who cannot be convinced
that the continued presence of his penis is insufficient inspiration and
who is resistant to the introduction of other infinitely more effective
means of stimulation, one is indeed better off in the company of BOB*
until a suitable replacement can be found.

But then, it was just a "joke" (of a sort).

<that's Battery Operated Boyfriend, for those who didn't know -- not
literally a "dynamo" of course, but better than the alternative>

Sheldon wrote:
> Pennyaline wrote:
>> Sheldon wrote:
>>> Are You Finish?
>> <earth-moving snipped>
>>
>>> Barely able to speak, the beautiful blonde whispers in his ear, "No, I
>>> Norwegian."
>> Do you expect me to believe that this guy even realizes that a woman can
>> "finish"?
>>
>> <I wonder if he knows that he didn't need to be there for it to happen
>> >
>
> Well, he is a Guido.

My point, exactly.

On 14 Mar 2006 12:59:06 -0800, Sheldon wrote:

> Barely able to turn his head, he looks into her eyes, smiles
> proudly and asked again, "You finish?"
>
> Barely able to speak, the beautiful blonde whispers in his ear, "No, I
> Norwegian."


Good one!
--

Practice safe eating. Always use condiments.

Sheldon wrote:
>
> Barely able to speak, the beautiful blonde whispers in his ear, "No, I
> Norwegian."
> ---
>
> Sheldon
>

She should be Swedish.

Not to get technical, but most Norwegians have light brown hair. :-)

Sheldon wrote:
> Are You Finish?

For some reason I think this in down your alley:

http://www.foxsearchlight.com/lab/sh...quicktime.html

Guido is in the eye of the beholder---

I'm just saying -- Whereas some people would treat his "ignorance" as some
sort of crime against humanity, some would give him credit for his honorable
intentions, which were to make her satisfaction paramount. The fact that he
didn't know how only means he hasn't learned yet --his ability to care is
certainly intact. Misguided caring still gets the points for virtue.

Seems to me the Norwegian has a pretty virile blank-slate there in Guido
with which to create a mutually joyful dynamic. The women I know would value
that over the do-it-yourself movement anyday. A little guidance, a lot of
pleasure. Coyness has no place in mutual pleasure, it is merely insecurity
overcompensated for.

Ever heard of "Treat me like an angel and I'll take you to heaven"?
Somebody with a problem with that better stock up on batteries and bon bons,
and a nice shawl.

Sheldon, what the hell would you know about it?

Lefty
--
Life is for learning


"Pennyaline" dge> wrote in
message ...
> Lefty wrote:
> > "Pennyaline" dge>
wrote in
> > message ...
> >> Sheldon wrote:
> >>> Are You Finish?
> >> <earth-moving snipped>
> >>
> >>> Barely able to speak, the beautiful blonde whispers in his ear, "No, I
> >>> Norwegian."
> >> Do you expect me to believe that this guy even realizes that a woman
can
> >> "finish"?
> >>
> >> <I wonder if he knows that he didn't need to be there for it to happen
> >> >
> >
> > It sounds to me that this guy could not have been more gentlemanly and
> > caring about this relative stranger's satisfaction. What more can she
> > expect, unless she'd rather have him pop-off, zip up, and leave so she
can
> > affirm and justify some pity-baiting old-fashioned cross to bear i.e.
that
> > all men are stupid insensitive dick-heads so you're better off at home
> > humping a dildo, Twentieth Century style.
> >
> > (Fast forward to 2006):
> > But she, instead, with joyful abandon, simply had a thrilling sexual
> > experience with a sensual dynamo of a man. He certainly needed to be
there
> > for THAT to happen.;-) Beautiful finish there, wouldn't you say.
Pennyaline?
>
> Nope, considering that the "joke" is in the style of the typical male
> POV: the more *he* humps and pumps, the more satisfaction she must feel.
> With that method, the only one *finishing* is the guy. Meanwhile, she's
> probably finishing for herself.
>
> \If he's ignorant enough to keep on pumping in the name of her satiety,
> he deserves the coronary he's going to have.
>
> Yeppers. If one is stuck with an uninformed man who cannot be convinced
> that the continued presence of his penis is insufficient inspiration and
> who is resistant to the introduction of other infinitely more effective
> means of stimulation, one is indeed better off in the company of BOB*
> until a suitable replacement can be found.
>
> But then, it was just a "joke" (of a sort).
>
> <that's Battery Operated Boyfriend, for those who didn't know -- not
> literally a "dynamo" of course, but better than the alternative>

Lefty wrote:

> Guido is in the eye of the beholder---

Took me a couple of years to figure out a cartoon showing two people
'en deshabille' obviously post coitus, in a bed room, the women laying
on the bed reading a news paper and the guy sitting in a chair next to
her with a frying pan on her crotch cooking bacon and eggs.

I still have not figured out the cartoon of the guy playing an open
grand piano, and inside the grand piano is a maze with 2 lab rats
waltzing.
---
JL

>
>
> I'm just saying -- Whereas some people would treat his "ignorance" as
> some
> sort of crime against humanity, some would give him credit for his
> honorable
> intentions, which were to make her satisfaction paramount. The fact
> that he
> didn't know how only means he hasn't learned yet --his ability to care
> is
> certainly intact. Misguided caring still gets the points for virtue.
>
> Seems to me the Norwegian has a pretty virile blank-slate there in
> Guido
> with which to create a mutually joyful dynamic. The women I know would
> value
> that over the do-it-yourself movement anyday. A little guidance, a lot
> of
> pleasure. Coyness has no place in mutual pleasure, it is merely
> insecurity
> overcompensated for.
>
> Ever heard of "Treat me like an angel and I'll take you to heaven"?
> Somebody with a problem with that better stock up on batteries and bon
> bons,
> and a nice shawl.
>
> Sheldon, what the hell would you know about it?
>
> Lefty
> --
> Life is for learning
>
> "Pennyaline" dge>
> wrote in
> message ...
> > Lefty wrote:
> > > "Pennyaline"
> dge>
> wrote in
> > > message ...
> > >> Sheldon wrote:
> > >>> Are You Finish?
> > >> <earth-moving snipped>
> > >>
> > >>> Barely able to speak, the beautiful blonde whispers in his ear,
> "No, I
> > >>> Norwegian."
> > >> Do you expect me to believe that this guy even realizes that a
> woman
> can
> > >> "finish"?
> > >>
> > >> <I wonder if he knows that he didn't need to be there for it to
> happen
> > >> >
> > >
> > > It sounds to me that this guy could not have been more gentlemanly
> and
> > > caring about this relative stranger's satisfaction. What more can
> she
> > > expect, unless she'd rather have him pop-off, zip up, and leave so
> she
> can
> > > affirm and justify some pity-baiting old-fashioned cross to bear
> i.e.
> that
> > > all men are stupid insensitive dick-heads so you're better off at
> home
> > > humping a dildo, Twentieth Century style.
> > >
> > > (Fast forward to 2006):
> > > But she, instead, with joyful abandon, simply had a thrilling
> sexual
> > > experience with a sensual dynamo of a man. He certainly needed to
> be
> there
> > > for THAT to happen.;-) Beautiful finish there, wouldn't you say.
> Pennyaline?
> >
> > Nope, considering that the "joke" is in the style of the typical
> male
> > POV: the more *he* humps and pumps, the more satisfaction she must
> feel.
> > With that method, the only one *finishing* is the guy. Meanwhile,
> she's
> > probably finishing for herself.
> >
> > \If he's ignorant enough to keep on pumping in the name of her
> satiety,
> > he deserves the coronary he's going to have.
> >
> > Yeppers. If one is stuck with an uninformed man who cannot be
> convinced
> > that the continued presence of his penis is insufficient inspiration
> and
> > who is resistant to the introduction of other infinitely more
> effective
> > means of stimulation, one is indeed better off in the company of
> BOB*
> > until a suitable replacement can be found.
> >
> > But then, it was just a "joke" (of a sort).
> >
> > <that's Battery Operated Boyfriend, for those who didn't know -- not
>
> > literally a "dynamo" of course, but better than the alternative>

"Joseph Littleshoes" > wrote in message
...
> Lefty wrote:
>
> > Guido is in the eye of the beholder---
>
> Took me a couple of years to figure out a cartoon showing two people
> 'en deshabille' obviously post coitus, in a bed room, the women laying
> on the bed reading a news paper and the guy sitting in a chair next to
> her with a frying pan on her crotch cooking bacon and eggs.


It sounds like he was hungry :-)

Wouldn't you say it would matter differently if he were cooking the bacon
and eggs for HER? Like I said, Guido deserves some points for caring --maybe
double because his was bar- pickup sex.
>
> I still have not figured out the cartoon of the guy playing an open
> grand piano, and inside the grand piano is a maze with 2 lab rats
> waltzing.
> ---
> JL

The image does very little for me either. Here's one of my favorite retained
images, from a Japanese film: (Japanese) man and woman, loosely clothed,
vertically making out hot and heavy, passing a quail egg-yolk back and forth
with kisses, mouth to tongue to mouth to tongue to mouth --passion builds,
delicate yolk sliding from tongue to tongue, then climax, when she bites
down, yellow yolk oozing from a corner of her mouth as she groans and falls
onto him. So delicate with such grinding passion and rythym.

Lefty

--
"Even a child who is pure at heart
And does his homework neatly
May become a wolf when the wolfsbane blooms
And the moon is full, completely."



> > I'm just saying -- Whereas some people would treat his "ignorance" as
> > some
> > sort of crime against humanity, some would give him credit for his
> > honorable
> > intentions, which were to make her satisfaction paramount. The fact
> > that he
> > didn't know how only means he hasn't learned yet --his ability to care
> > is
> > certainly intact. Misguided caring still gets the points for virtue.
> >
> > Seems to me the Norwegian has a pretty virile blank-slate there in
> > Guido
> > with which to create a mutually joyful dynamic. The women I know would
> > value
> > that over the do-it-yourself movement anyday. A little guidance, a lot
> > of
> > pleasure. Coyness has no place in mutual pleasure, it is merely
> > insecurity
> > overcompensated for.
> >
> > Ever heard of "Treat me like an angel and I'll take you to heaven"?
> > Somebody with a problem with that better stock up on batteries and bon
> > bons,
> > and a nice shawl.
> >
> > Sheldon, what the hell would you know about it?
> >
> > Lefty
> > --
> > Life is for learning
> >
> > "Pennyaline" dge>
> > wrote in
> > message ...
> > > Lefty wrote:
> > > > "Pennyaline"
> > dge>
> > wrote in
> > > > message ...
> > > >> Sheldon wrote:
> > > >>> Are You Finish?
> > > >> <earth-moving snipped>
> > > >>
> > > >>> Barely able to speak, the beautiful blonde whispers in his ear,
> > "No, I
> > > >>> Norwegian."
> > > >> Do you expect me to believe that this guy even realizes that a
> > woman
> > can
> > > >> "finish"?
> > > >>
> > > >> <I wonder if he knows that he didn't need to be there for it to
> > happen
> > > >> >
> > > >
> > > > It sounds to me that this guy could not have been more gentlemanly
> > and
> > > > caring about this relative stranger's satisfaction. What more can
> > she
> > > > expect, unless she'd rather have him pop-off, zip up, and leave so
> > she
> > can
> > > > affirm and justify some pity-baiting old-fashioned cross to bear
> > i.e.
> > that
> > > > all men are stupid insensitive dick-heads so you're better off at
> > home
> > > > humping a dildo, Twentieth Century style.
> > > >
> > > > (Fast forward to 2006):
> > > > But she, instead, with joyful abandon, simply had a thrilling
> > sexual
> > > > experience with a sensual dynamo of a man. He certainly needed to
> > be
> > there
> > > > for THAT to happen.;-) Beautiful finish there, wouldn't you say.
> > Pennyaline?
> > >
> > > Nope, considering that the "joke" is in the style of the typical
> > male
> > > POV: the more *he* humps and pumps, the more satisfaction she must
> > feel.
> > > With that method, the only one *finishing* is the guy. Meanwhile,
> > she's
> > > probably finishing for herself.
> > >
> > > \If he's ignorant enough to keep on pumping in the name of her
> > satiety,
> > > he deserves the coronary he's going to have.
> > >
> > > Yeppers. If one is stuck with an uninformed man who cannot be
> > convinced
> > > that the continued presence of his penis is insufficient inspiration
> > and
> > > who is resistant to the introduction of other infinitely more
> > effective
> > > means of stimulation, one is indeed better off in the company of
> > BOB*
> > > until a suitable replacement can be found.
> > >
> > > But then, it was just a "joke" (of a sort).
> > >
> > > <that's Battery Operated Boyfriend, for those who didn't know -- not
> >
> > > literally a "dynamo" of course, but better than the alternative>
>
>
>

On Wed, 15 Mar 2006 14:34:22 +0100, Michael Archon Sequoia Nielsen
wrote:

> Sheldon wrote:
> > Are You Finish?
>
> For some reason I think this in down your alley:
>
> http://www.foxsearchlight.com/lab/sh...quicktime.html

Oh, man.... talk about not being able to do anything right!
--

Practice safe eating. Always use condiments.

Phluge wrote:

> "Joseph Littleshoes" > wrote in message
> ...
> > Lefty wrote:
> >
> > > Guido is in the eye of the beholder---
> >
> > Took me a couple of years to figure out a cartoon showing two people
>
> > 'en deshabille' obviously post coitus, in a bed room, the women
> laying
> > on the bed reading a news paper and the guy sitting in a chair next
> to
> > her with a frying pan on her crotch cooking bacon and eggs.
>
> It sounds like he was hungry :-)
>
> Wouldn't you say it would matter differently if he were cooking the
> bacon
> and eggs for HER? Like I said, Guido deserves some points for caring
> --maybe
> double because his was bar- pickup sex.

I think who he was cooking for was irrelevant, the point was, that was
one hot babe.

> >
> > I still have not figured out the cartoon of the guy playing an open
> > grand piano, and inside the grand piano is a maze with 2 lab rats
> > waltzing.
> > ---
> > JL
>
> The image does very little for me either.

I think sometimes cartoonists may do 'surreal' cartoons, just weird
imagery with no particular meaning beyond what any individual may see in
it.

> Here's one of my favorite retained

Gross but kind of familiar, back in the 60's a number of 'surrealist'
film makers would have people bleeding in bright green, or blue or
yellow "blood" or a person would be stabbed and doves would fly out of
their wounds. IIRC they only 'symbolism' involved was to make the image
different enough that people would pay attention to it.
---
JL

> images, from a Japanese film: (Japanese) man and woman, loosely
> clothed,
> vertically making out hot and heavy, passing a quail egg-yolk back and
> forth
> with kisses, mouth to tongue to mouth to tongue to mouth --passion
> builds,
> delicate yolk sliding from tongue to tongue, then climax, when she
> bites
> down, yellow yolk oozing from a corner of her mouth as she groans and
> falls
> onto him. So delicate with such grinding passion and rythym.
>
> Lefty
>
> --
> "Even a child who is pure at heart
> And does his homework neatly
> May become a wolf when the wolfsbane blooms
> And the moon is full, completely."
>
> > > I'm just saying -- Whereas some people would treat his "ignorance"
> as
> > > some
> > > sort of crime against humanity, some would give him credit for his
>
> > > honorable
> > > intentions, which were to make her satisfaction paramount. The
> fact
> > > that he
> > > didn't know how only means he hasn't learned yet --his ability to
> care
> > > is
> > > certainly intact. Misguided caring still gets the points for
> virtue.
> > >
> > > Seems to me the Norwegian has a pretty virile blank-slate there in
>
> > > Guido
> > > with which to create a mutually joyful dynamic. The women I know
> would
> > > value
> > > that over the do-it-yourself movement anyday. A little guidance, a
> lot
> > > of
> > > pleasure. Coyness has no place in mutual pleasure, it is merely
> > > insecurity
> > > overcompensated for.
> > >
> > > Ever heard of "Treat me like an angel and I'll take you to
> heaven"?
> > > Somebody with a problem with that better stock up on batteries and
> bon
> > > bons,
> > > and a nice shawl.
> > >
> > > Sheldon, what the hell would you know about it?
> > >
> > > Lefty
> > > --
> > > Life is for learning
> > >
> > > "Pennyaline"
> dge>
> > > wrote in
> > > message ...
> > > > Lefty wrote:
> > > > > "Pennyaline"
> > > dge>
> > > wrote in
> > > > > message ...
> > > > >> Sheldon wrote:
> > > > >>> Are You Finish?
> > > > >> <earth-moving snipped>
> > > > >>
> > > > >>> Barely able to speak, the beautiful blonde whispers in his
> ear,
> > > "No, I
> > > > >>> Norwegian."
> > > > >> Do you expect me to believe that this guy even realizes that
> a
> > > woman
> > > can
> > > > >> "finish"?
> > > > >>
> > > > >> <I wonder if he knows that he didn't need to be there for it
> to
> > > happen
> > > > >> >
> > > > >
> > > > > It sounds to me that this guy could not have been more
> gentlemanly
> > > and
> > > > > caring about this relative stranger's satisfaction. What more
> can
> > > she
> > > > > expect, unless she'd rather have him pop-off, zip up, and
> leave so
> > > she
> > > can
> > > > > affirm and justify some pity-baiting old-fashioned cross to
> bear
> > > i.e.
> > > that
> > > > > all men are stupid insensitive dick-heads so you're better off
> at
> > > home
> > > > > humping a dildo, Twentieth Century style.
> > > > >
> > > > > (Fast forward to 2006):
> > > > > But she, instead, with joyful abandon, simply had a thrilling
> > > sexual
> > > > > experience with a sensual dynamo of a man. He certainly needed
> to
> > > be
> > > there
> > > > > for THAT to happen.;-) Beautiful finish there, wouldn't you
> say.
> > > Pennyaline?
> > > >
> > > > Nope, considering that the "joke" is in the style of the typical
>
> > > male
> > > > POV: the more *he* humps and pumps, the more satisfaction she
> must
> > > feel.
> > > > With that method, the only one *finishing* is the guy.
> Meanwhile,
> > > she's
> > > > probably finishing for herself.
> > > >
> > > > \If he's ignorant enough to keep on pumping in the name of her
> > > satiety,
> > > > he deserves the coronary he's going to have.
> > > >
> > > > Yeppers. If one is stuck with an uninformed man who cannot be
> > > convinced
> > > > that the continued presence of his penis is insufficient
> inspiration
> > > and
> > > > who is resistant to the introduction of other infinitely more
> > > effective
> > > > means of stimulation, one is indeed better off in the company of
>
> > > BOB*
> > > > until a suitable replacement can be found.
> > > >
> > > > But then, it was just a "joke" (of a sort).
> > > >
> > > > <that's Battery Operated Boyfriend, for those who didn't know --
> not
> > >
> > > > literally a "dynamo" of course, but better than the alternative>
>
> >
> >
> >