The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite
fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces.

These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri,
Oklahoma, Tennessee and Texas boys will be dropped off in Iraq and have
been given only the following facts about terrorists:

1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of**
**** Dale Earnhardt.

We expect the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.
--
Peace, Om.

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." -Jack Nicholson

OmManiPadmeOmelet > wrote in news:Omelet-
:

[Opinion withheld]

Andy

In article >, Andy <q> wrote:

> OmManiPadmeOmelet > wrote in news:Omelet-
> :
>
> [Opinion withheld]
>
> Andy
>

Closet redneck dear? ;-)

Apologies if I offended anyone!

Should I avoid posting redneck jokes, or Iraq joke?
--
Peace, Om.

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." -Jack Nicholson

You might get complaints from the rednecks in the states you excluded from
your list :-)

Don't worry about offending people in jest -- the only place for political
correctness in comedy is as the joke inherent in the term itself.

Lefty
--
Life is for learning



"OmManiPadmeOmelet" > wrote in message
...
> In article >, Andy <q> wrote:
>
> > OmManiPadmeOmelet > wrote in news:Omelet-
> > :
> >
> > [Opinion withheld]
> >
> > Andy
> >
>
> Closet redneck dear? ;-)
>
> Apologies if I offended anyone!
>
> Should I avoid posting redneck jokes, or Iraq joke?
> --
> Peace, Om.
>
> "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." -Jack
Nicholson

In article >,
"Lefty" > wrote:


>
> "OmManiPadmeOmelet" > wrote in message
> ...
> > In article >, Andy <q> wrote:
> >
> > > OmManiPadmeOmelet > wrote in news:Omelet-
> > > :
> > >
> > > [Opinion withheld]
> > >
> > > Andy
> > >
> >
> > Closet redneck dear? ;-)
> >
> > Apologies if I offended anyone!
> >
> > Should I avoid posting redneck jokes, or Iraq joke?
>
> You might get complaints from the rednecks in the states you excluded from
> your list :-)

Guess I should have included all the southern states... ;-)
I just quoted it as it was sent to me, sorry!

>
> Don't worry about offending people in jest -- the only place for political
> correctness in comedy is as the joke inherent in the term itself.

I hope so <sigh> Andy's response was unsual for him.
IMHO, like you implied, the entire concept of Political Correctness is a
joke in itself!

Kinda like Human Sexuality. <G>

>
> Lefty
> --
> Life is for learning

Cheers!
--
Peace, Om.

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." -Jack Nicholson

"OmManiPadmeOmelet" > wrote in message
...

> >
> > Don't worry about offending people in jest -- the only place for
political
> > correctness in comedy is as the joke inherent in the term itself.
>
> I hope so <sigh> Andy's response was unsual for him.
> IMHO, like you implied, the entire concept of Political Correctness is a
> joke in itself!
>
> Kinda like Human Sexuality. <G>
>
> >
I just really noticed your last remark --I am compelled to ask you what you
mean by that. I'm wondering what is shaping that thought.

Lefty
--
Life is for learning
The worst I ever had was wonderful

On Tue 21 Mar 2006 09:55:40a, Thus Spake Zarathustra, or was it
OmManiPadmeOmelet?

> In article >, Andy <q> wrote:
>
>> OmManiPadmeOmelet > wrote in news:Omelet-
>> :
>>
>> [Opinion withheld]
>>
>> Andy
>>
>
> Closet redneck dear? ;-)
>
> Apologies if I offended anyone!
>
> Should I avoid posting redneck jokes, or Iraq joke?

No, just the ones about redneck iragis.

--
Wayne Boatwright o¿o
____________________

BIOYA

>> > > [Opinion withheld]
>> > >
>> > > Andy


Same here.
Dee Dee

In article >,
"Lefty" > wrote:

> "OmManiPadmeOmelet" > wrote in message
> ...
>
> > >
> > > Don't worry about offending people in jest -- the only place for
> political
> > > correctness in comedy is as the joke inherent in the term itself.
> >
> > I hope so <sigh> Andy's response was unsual for him.
> > IMHO, like you implied, the entire concept of Political Correctness is a
> > joke in itself!
> >
> > Kinda like Human Sexuality. <G>
> >
> > >
> I just really noticed your last remark --I am compelled to ask you what you
> mean by that. I'm wondering what is shaping that thought.
>
> Lefty

Read Mark Twain "Letters from the Earth". :-)
--
Peace, Om.

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." -Jack Nicholson

In article 9>,
Wayne Boatwright <wayneboatwright_at_gmail.com> wrote:

> On Tue 21 Mar 2006 09:55:40a, Thus Spake Zarathustra, or was it
> OmManiPadmeOmelet?
>
> > In article >, Andy <q> wrote:
> >
> >> OmManiPadmeOmelet > wrote in news:Omelet-
> >> :
> >>
> >> [Opinion withheld]
> >>
> >> Andy
> >>
> >
> > Closet redneck dear? ;-)
> >
> > Apologies if I offended anyone!
> >
> > Should I avoid posting redneck jokes, or Iraq joke?
>
> No, just the ones about redneck iragis.

???????

It was rednecks _hunting_ for Iraqi insurgents....

I don't think there is such a thing as a redneck Iraqi
--
Peace, Om.

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." -Jack Nicholson

In article .com>,
"aem" > wrote:

> OmManiPadmeOmelet wrote:
> > In article >,
> > "Lefty" > wrote:
> > >
> > > You might get complaints from the rednecks in the states you excluded from
> > > your list :-)
> >
> > Guess I should have included all the southern states... ;-)
> > I just quoted it as it was sent to me, sorry!
>
> No, but a list of redneck states that fails to include South Carolina
> is jest ignerant. -aem
>

Sorry. ;-)
--
Peace, Om.

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." -Jack Nicholson

On Wed 22 Mar 2006 08:32:09p, Thus Spake Zarathustra, or was it
OmManiPadmeOmelet?

> In article 9>,
> Wayne Boatwright <wayneboatwright_at_gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> On Tue 21 Mar 2006 09:55:40a, Thus Spake Zarathustra, or was it
>> OmManiPadmeOmelet?
>>
>> > In article >, Andy <q> wrote:
>> >
>> >> OmManiPadmeOmelet > wrote in news:Omelet-
>> >> :
>> >>
>> >> [Opinion withheld]
>> >>
>> >> Andy
>> >>
>> >
>> > Closet redneck dear? ;-)
>> >
>> > Apologies if I offended anyone!
>> >
>> > Should I avoid posting redneck jokes, or Iraq joke?
>>
>> No, just the ones about redneck iragis.
>
> ???????
>
> It was rednecks _hunting_ for Iraqi insurgents....

I know.

> I don't think there is such a thing as a redneck Iraqi

What would that tell you? <g>

--
Wayne Boatwright o¿o
____________________

BIOYA

OmManiPadmeOmelet wrote:

> "aem" > wrote:
>
>>OmManiPadmeOmelet wrote:
>>
>>> "Lefty" > wrote:
>>>
>>>>You might get complaints from the rednecks in the states you excluded from
>>>>your list :-)
>>>
>>>Guess I should have included all the southern states... ;-)
>>>I just quoted it as it was sent to me, sorry!
>>
>>No, but a list of redneck states that fails to include South Carolina
>>is jest ignerant. -aem
>>
> Sorry. ;-)

....and Virginia...

Pastorio

"OmManiPadmeOmelet" > wrote in message
...
> In article >,
> "Lefty" > wrote:
>
> > "OmManiPadmeOmelet" > wrote in message
> > ...
> >
> > > >
> > > > Don't worry about offending people in jest -- the only place for
> > political
> > > > correctness in comedy is as the joke inherent in the term itself.
> > >
> > > I hope so <sigh> Andy's response was unsual for him.
> > > IMHO, like you implied, the entire concept of Political Correctness is
a
> > > joke in itself!
> > >
> > > Kinda like Human Sexuality. <G>
> > >
> > > >
> > I just really noticed your last remark --I am compelled to ask you what
you
> > mean by that. I'm wondering what is shaping that thought.
> >
> > Lefty
>
> Read Mark Twain "Letters from the Earth". :-)


Yikes. As a board-certified Absurdist you have touched me there. I have
always said that sexuality is wasted on humans and should be left to us
animals. Having a cerebral cortex sure has its drawbacks, huh?

You'd better be careful -- a thread about "LTTE" could crash usenet for all
time :-)

Lefty
--
Life is for learning
The worst I ever had was wonderful
> --
>

In article >,
"Lefty" > wrote:

> > > > I hope so <sigh> Andy's response was unsual for him.
> > > > IMHO, like you implied, the entire concept of Political Correctness is
> a
> > > > joke in itself!
> > > >
> > > > Kinda like Human Sexuality. <G>
> > > >
> > > > >
> > > I just really noticed your last remark --I am compelled to ask you what
> you
> > > mean by that. I'm wondering what is shaping that thought.
> > >
> > > Lefty
> >
> > Read Mark Twain "Letters from the Earth". :-)
>
>
> Yikes. As a board-certified Absurdist you have touched me there. I have
> always said that sexuality is wasted on humans and should be left to us
> animals. Having a cerebral cortex sure has its drawbacks, huh?

Agreed!
The gods have a sense of humor.

>
> You'd better be careful -- a thread about "LTTE" could crash usenet for all
> time :-)
>
> Lefty

Could be interesting tho'. <G>

Mark Twain, like Ben Franklin, was a serious genius.
--
Peace, Om.

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." -Jack Nicholson