I SHOULD¹VE FIXED MY MOWER!
*
When our lawn mower broke down and wouldn¹t run, my wife kept hinting to
me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else
to take care of first, the truck, the car, fishing, always something
more important to me.

Finally, in desperation, she thought of a clever way to get her point
across. When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall
grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors.

I watched silently for a short time and then went inside the house.
I was gone only a few minutes. When I came out again I handed her a
toothbrush. ³When you have finished cutting the grass,² I said, ³you
might as well sweep the sidewalk.²
**
The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.
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Peace, Om.

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." -Jack Nicholson

On Wed, 22 Mar 2006 08:44:19 -0600, OmManiPadmeOmelet wrote:

> I SHOULD¹VE FIXED MY MOWER!
> *
> When our lawn mower broke down and wouldn¹t run, my wife kept hinting to
> me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else
> to take care of first, the truck, the car, fishing, always something
> more important to me.
>
> Finally, in desperation, she thought of a clever way to get her point
> across. When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall
> grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors.
>
> I watched silently for a short time and then went inside the house.
> I was gone only a few minutes. When I came out again I handed her a
> toothbrush. ³When you have finished cutting the grass,² I said, ³you
> might as well sweep the sidewalk.²
> **
> The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.

LOL! Love it.
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In article >,
sf > wrote:

> On Wed, 22 Mar 2006 08:44:19 -0600, OmManiPadmeOmelet wrote:
>
> > I SHOULD¹VE FIXED MY MOWER!
> > *
> > When our lawn mower broke down and wouldn¹t run, my wife kept hinting to
> > me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else
> > to take care of first, the truck, the car, fishing, always something
> > more important to me.
> >
> > Finally, in desperation, she thought of a clever way to get her point
> > across. When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall
> > grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors.
> >
> > I watched silently for a short time and then went inside the house.
> > I was gone only a few minutes. When I came out again I handed her a
> > toothbrush. ³When you have finished cutting the grass,² I said, ³you
> > might as well sweep the sidewalk.²
> > **
> > The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.
>
> LOL! Love it.

:-)
--
Peace, Om.

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." -Jack Nicholson