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Default Speeding Kiwis

Pulled Over For Speeding


A young woman was pulled over for speeding in Otago, New Zealand.

As the Central Otago officer walked to her car window, flipping open
his ticket book, she said, "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to
the Central Otago Police Ball."

"Central Otago Police don't have balls," the officer replied.

There was a moment of silence while she smiled, and he realized what
he'd just said.

He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left ... while
she was still laughing too hard to start her car.

-anon-
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Sheldon

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