First Anatomy Class


First-year students at Med School were receiving their first anatomy
class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery
table with the body covered with a white sheet.

The professor started the class by telling them, "In medicine, it is
necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor. The first is that
you not be disgusted by anything involving the human body."

For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in
the butt of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck his finger in his mouth.

"Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students. The students
freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns
sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it.

When everyone had finished, the Professor looked at them and told them,
"The second most important quality is attention to detail.

I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to
pay attention
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Peace, Om.

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." -Jack Nicholson