Since I tore my right index finger in half, I can't handle a knife. Not
being a great knife foood prep person in the first place, I can hold the
knife handle in my lasst three fingers and stab the onion, celery,
tomato, or other unfortunate veggie. and totally ruin the cutting board.

I'm having an even worse time with food prepping with my left hand, not
to mention my right index finger, hell, the whole right hand is in
jeapordy again.

Thank cuisinart for food processors.

I don't eat well either with a knife, so most of my meals go between two
slices of bread, or it's soup or finger food (excuse the pun).

But worst of all, I can't play the piano!!!

Andy
Who never learned to play the piano. <guffaw>

On Sun, 26 Mar 2006 12:37:55 -0600, Andy wrote:

> Since I tore my right index finger in half, I can't handle a knife. Not
> being a great knife foood prep person in the first place, I can hold the
> knife handle in my lasst three fingers and stab the onion, celery,
> tomato, or other unfortunate veggie. and totally ruin the cutting board.
>
> I'm having an even worse time with food prepping with my left hand, not
> to mention my right index finger, hell, the whole right hand is in
> jeapordy again.
>
> Thank cuisinart for food processors.
>
> I don't eat well either with a knife, so most of my meals go between two
> slices of bread, or it's soup or finger food (excuse the pun).
>
god, you're a real mess Andy! Are you left handed? If not, how do
you operate the mouse?

> But worst of all, I can't play the piano!!!
>
> Andy
> Who never learned to play the piano. <guffaw>
>
Not even chopsticks?

--

Practice safe eating. Always use condiments.

Andy wrote:
> Since I tore my right index finger in half, I can't handle a knife. [snip]

I thought you were going to talk about these:

http://watanabeblade.com/english/standard/l6knife.htm

On Sun, 26 Mar 2006 13:07:08 -0800, sf >
wrote:

>Not even chopsticks?

he is left handed....they don't even make left handed chopsticks.
....but we do have one antique set of left handed compliments laying
around somewhere. <vbg>

On Sun, 26 Mar 2006 22:27:34 GMT, Ward Abbott wrote:

> On Sun, 26 Mar 2006 13:07:08 -0800, sf >
> wrote:
>
> >Not even chopsticks?
>
> he is left handed....they don't even make left handed chopsticks.
> ...but we do have one antique set of left handed compliments laying
> around somewhere. <vbg>
>
I still need to know how he hurt his finger... I don't remember
reading about it. I can testify that I remember fingers and accidents
because I've cut my nails more than once and have breathed a sigh of
relief that it was just a fingernail and *not* skin... for instance, I
remember when notbob cut off his fingertip.
--

Practice safe eating. Always use condiments.

sf wrote:

>
> I still need to know how he hurt his finger... I don't remember
> reading about it. I can testify that I remember fingers and accidents
> because I've cut my nails more than once and have breathed a sigh of
> relief that it was just a fingernail and *not* skin... for instance, I
> remember when notbob cut off his fingertip.

LOL Flatfinger. I did mine on one of those cheap Japanese slicers. Luckily I
had it set to slice thin enough that I just flattened the top of my finger.
It was enough to alter the contour of my finger but not enough to draw
blood.

Andy wrote:
>
> Since I tore my right index finger in half, I can't handle a knife. Not
> being a great knife foood prep person in the first place, I can hold the
> knife handle in my lasst three fingers and stab the onion, celery,
> tomato, or other unfortunate veggie. and totally ruin the cutting board.
>
> I'm having an even worse time with food prepping with my left hand, not
> to mention my right index finger, hell, the whole right hand is in
> jeapordy again.
>
> Thank cuisinart for food processors.
>
> I don't eat well either with a knife, so most of my meals go between two
> slices of bread, or it's soup or finger food (excuse the pun).
>
> But worst of all, I can't play the piano!!!
>
> Andy
> Who never learned to play the piano. <guffaw>

Well, that's what you get for not being born left-handed.

Sheesh!

Kate

"Kate Connally" > wrote in message
...
> Andy wrote:
> >
> > Since I tore my right index finger in half, I can't handle a knife. Not
> > being a great knife foood prep person in the first place, I can hold the
> > knife handle in my lasst three fingers and stab the onion, celery,
> > tomato, or other unfortunate veggie. and totally ruin the cutting board.
> >
> > I'm having an even worse time with food prepping with my left hand, not
> > to mention my right index finger, hell, the whole right hand is in
> > jeapordy again.
> >
> > Thank cuisinart for food processors.
> >
> > I don't eat well either with a knife, so most of my meals go between two
> > slices of bread, or it's soup or finger food (excuse the pun).
> >
> > But worst of all, I can't play the piano!!!
> >
> > Andy
> > Who never learned to play the piano. <guffaw>
>
> Well, that's what you get for not being born left-handed.
>
> Sheesh!
>
> Kate

Lefties Rule!
--
Lefty

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