This one is kinda old, but it got sent to me again this morning so I'm
sure there are a few folks that have not seen it yet. ;-) Enjoy!

Once*upon a time...
*
in*a land far away, a*beautiful, independent, self-assured*princess
happened*upon a frog as she sat, contemplating*ecological issues on*the
shores of an unpolluted pond in*a verdant meadow near her castle.
*
The*frog hopped into the princess' lap and*said: Elegant Lady, I*was
once a handsome prince, until*an evil witch cast a spell upon me.
One*kiss from you, however, and*I will turn back into*the dapper, young
prince that I am and*then, my sweet, we can marry and*setup housekeeping
in your castle with*my mother, where*you can prepare my meals, clean* my
clothes, bear my children, and forever feel*grateful and happy doing so.
*
That* night, as*the princess dined sumptuously on*lightly sautee'd frog
legs seasoned*in a white wine and*onion cream sauce,
she*chuckled and thought to herself:
*
*
I*don't ****ing think so...
--
Peace, Om.

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." -Jack Nicholson

OmManiPadmeOmelet wrote:
> This one is kinda old, but it got sent to me again this morning so I'm
> sure there are a few folks that have not seen it yet. ;-) Enjoy!
>
> Once upon a time...

heh heh heh. I have seen it before, but I still laughed. Thanks.

Cheers
Cathy(xyz)

> > Once upon a time...
>
> heh heh heh. I have seen it before, but I still laughed. Thanks.
>
> Cheers
> Cathy(xyz)

A true classic!
I know many 'fading Scarlet O'Hara's and young 'Southern Princesses'.
They will make a meal of us 'Stalwart Sons' every time...:-)

Cheerfully in my place,

Hubert

In article >,
cathyxyz > wrote:

> OmManiPadmeOmelet wrote:
> > This one is kinda old, but it got sent to me again this morning so I'm
> > sure there are a few folks that have not seen it yet. ;-) Enjoy!
> >
> > Once upon a time...
>
> heh heh heh. I have seen it before, but I still laughed. Thanks.
>
> Cheers
> Cathy(xyz)

Cheers! ;-)
--
Peace, Om.

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." -Jack Nicholson

In article >,
"hubert liverman" > wrote:

> > > Once upon a time...
> >
> > heh heh heh. I have seen it before, but I still laughed. Thanks.
> >
> > Cheers
> > Cathy(xyz)
>
> A true classic!
> I know many 'fading Scarlet O'Hara's and young 'Southern Princesses'.
> They will make a meal of us 'Stalwart Sons' every time...:-)
>
> Cheerfully in my place,
>
> Hubert
>
>
>
>
>
>

Cool quote, thanks! :-)
--
Peace, Om.

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." -Jack Nicholson

OmManiPadmeOmelet wrote:
> This one is kinda old, but it got sent to me again this morning so I'm
> sure there are a few folks that have not seen it yet. ;-) Enjoy!
>
> Once upon a time...
>
> in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess
> happened upon a frog as she sat, contemplating ecological issues on the
> shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle.
>
> The frog hopped into the princess' lap and said: Elegant Lady, I was
> once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.
> One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper, young
> prince that I am and then, my sweet, we can marry and setup housekeeping
> in your castle with my mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my
> clothes, bear my children, and forever feel grateful and happy doing so.
>
> That night, as the princess dined sumptuously on lightly sautee'd frog
> legs seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce,
> she chuckled and thought to herself:
>
>
> I don't ****ing think so...

At least this time it wasn't racist...
-L.

In article .com>,
"-L." > wrote:

> OmManiPadmeOmelet wrote:
> > This one is kinda old, but it got sent to me again this morning so I'm
> > sure there are a few folks that have not seen it yet. ;-) Enjoy!
> >
> > Once upon a time...
> >
> > in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess
> > happened upon a frog as she sat, contemplating ecological issues on the
> > shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle.
> >
> > The frog hopped into the princess' lap and said: Elegant Lady, I was
> > once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.
> > One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper, young
> > prince that I am and then, my sweet, we can marry and setup housekeeping
> > in your castle with my mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my
> > clothes, bear my children, and forever feel grateful and happy doing so.
> >
> > That night, as the princess dined sumptuously on lightly sautee'd frog
> > legs seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce,
> > she chuckled and thought to herself:
> >
> >
> > I don't ****ing think so...
>
> At least this time it wasn't racist...
> -L.
>

No, it was Sexist. ;-)

Cheers!
--
Peace, Om.

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." -Jack Nicholson