*
Do you have feelings of inadequacy? Do you suffer from
shyness? Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask
your doctor or pharmacist about Tequila®.

Tequila® is the safe, natural way to feel better and
more confident about yourself and your actions.

Tequila® can help ease you out of your shyness and let
you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about
anything.

You will notice the benefits of Tequila® almost immediately,
and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles
that prevent you from living the life you want to live.

Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past,
and you will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding
and start living, with Tequila®.

Tequila® may not be right for everyone. Women who are
pregnant or nursing should not use Tequila®. However, women who wouldn't
mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.

Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration,
erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of
money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing,
headache, dehydration, drymouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play
all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister.

Tequila®. Leave Shyness Behind.(tm)
--
Peace, Om.

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." -Jack Nicholson

OmManiPadmeOmelet wrote:

> Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting,

heh. don't I know it.... and you wonder why I don't touch the stuff any
more?

--
Cheers
Cathy(xyz)

OmManiPadmeOmelet > wrote in news:Omelet-
:

> *
> Do you have feelings of inadequacy? Do you suffer from
> shyness? Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
> If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask
> your doctor or pharmacist about Tequila®.
>
> Tequila® is the safe, natural way to feel better and
> more confident about yourself and your actions.
>
> Tequila® can help ease you out of your shyness and let
> you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about
> anything.
>
> You will notice the benefits of Tequila® almost immediately,
> and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles
> that prevent you from living the life you want to live.
>
> Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past,
> and you will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding
> and start living, with Tequila®.
>
> Tequila® may not be right for everyone. Women who are
> pregnant or nursing should not use Tequila®. However, women who
wouldn't
> mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.
>
> Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration,
> erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of
> money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing,
> headache, dehydration, drymouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play
> all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister.
>
> Tequila®. Leave Shyness Behind.(tm)

TRUE!

OMG. My only poison. And your JDJ explains it expertly.

A whole beach town knew me after one night of tequilla slammers and a
puff of this or that. Folks waving at me, calling me by name the next
morning. Just overnight.

Andy
Falling off three cement steps to the sidewalk. Don't remember where I
was headed until I was at another party and someone asked "WHAT HAPPENED
TO YOUR LEG?" I looked at my jeans and from just below the knee-cap down
was soaked in blood. Didn't hurt a bit! Well it ain't a tatoo but, ya
know!

In article >,
cathyxyz > wrote:

> OmManiPadmeOmelet wrote:
>
> > Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting,
>
> heh. don't I know it.... and you wonder why I don't touch the stuff any
> more?

Smart you... ;-)
I switched to Vodka�

More predictable results.......
--
Peace, Om.

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." -Jack Nicholson

In article >,
cathyxyz > wrote:

> OmManiPadmeOmelet wrote:
>
> > Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting,
>
> heh. don't I know it.... and you wonder why I don't touch the stuff any
> more?

Smart you... ;-)
I switched to Vodka�

More predictable results.......
--
Peace, Om.

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." -Jack Nicholson

In article >, Andy <q> wrote:

> > Tequila®. Leave Shyness Behind.(tm)
>
> TRUE!
>
> OMG. My only poison. And your JDJ explains it expertly.

;-)

>
> A whole beach town knew me after one night of tequilla slammers and a
> puff of this or that. Folks waving at me, calling me by name the next
> morning. Just overnight.

Famous after one try? Well done! <lol>

>
> Andy
> Falling off three cement steps to the sidewalk. Don't remember where I
> was headed until I was at another party and someone asked "WHAT HAPPENED
> TO YOUR LEG?" I looked at my jeans and from just below the knee-cap down
> was soaked in blood. Didn't hurt a bit! Well it ain't a tatoo but, ya
> know!

<snicker>
No pain no gain....... ;-D
--
Peace, Om.

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." -Jack Nicholson

OmManiPadmeOmelet wrote:
>
> Do you have feelings of inadequacy? Do you suffer from
> shyness? Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
> If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask
> your doctor or pharmacist about Tequila®.
>

When I hear the word Tequila, it reminds me of the song "Tequila" and
PeeWee Herman dancing in the bar wearing those platform shoes.

;-)

Rusty

OmManiPadmeOmelet wrote:
>
> Do you have feelings of inadequacy? Do you suffer from
> shyness? Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
> If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask
> your doctor or pharmacist about Tequila®.
>
> Tequila® is the safe, natural way to feel better and
> more confident about yourself and your actions.
>
> Tequila® can help ease you out of your shyness and let
> you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about
> anything.
>
> You will notice the benefits of Tequila® almost immediately,
> and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles
> that prevent you from living the life you want to live.
>
> Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past,
> and you will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding
> and start living, with Tequila®.
>
> Tequila® may not be right for everyone. Women who are
> pregnant or nursing should not use Tequila®. However, women who wouldn't
> mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.
>
> Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration,
> erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of
> money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing,
> headache, dehydration, drymouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play
> all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister.
>
> Tequila®. Leave Shyness Behind.(tm)
> --
> Peace, Om.
>
> "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." -Jack Nicholson

lol

http://d21c.com/scratch/holidays/egg.swf

Here in Oz (tralia) the legal age for drinking is 18.

When the evil duo (my twins) turned 18 we had a huge (and I mean HUGE)
party at home for them.

One of son's bestest friends in the whole wide world spent much of the
evening wrapped around our downstairs toilet talking to God on the big
white telephone - after imbibing a WHOLE bottle of tequila..... on an
empty stomach. Had started around midday at a club near his Uni and
didn't stop until the bottle was empty!

To this day - the mention of tequila sends him bolting for the loo.

(And being the evil mother I am, got snippets of the whole party on
video, including said young man being physically hauled from the toilet
so others could use it, then thoughtfully being placed back in his
position of choice... hehehehe)

Can't put an old head on young shoulders..... I kind of think of it as
evolution in action.

hehehe

LadyJane
(remembers well her ill-spent youth and is glad she survived to talk
about it!)
--
"Never trust a skinny cook!"

On 5 Apr 2006 14:20:31 -0700, LadyJane wrote:

> To this day - the mention of tequila sends him bolting for the loo.

To this day I'm amazed at the number of people I've met who have that
same reaction. And no, it's not that there's a particular liquor out
there for which they have bad memories, it's specifically tequila ("t'
kill ya"). I've done shots a few times but made it a hard and fast rule
to never over imbibe on that particular libation.

--

-Jeff B.
zoomie at fastmail dot fm

In article .com>,
"Freight Train Jones" > wrote:

> lol
>
> http://d21c.com/scratch/holidays/egg.swf

I saw this one last year... :-)

Time to pass it on again, thanks! <lol>
--
Peace, Om.

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." -Jack Nicholson

In article . com>,
"LadyJane" > wrote:

> Here in Oz (tralia) the legal age for drinking is 18.
>
> When the evil duo (my twins) turned 18 we had a huge (and I mean HUGE)
> party at home for them.
>
> One of son's bestest friends in the whole wide world spent much of the
> evening wrapped around our downstairs toilet talking to God on the big
> white telephone - after imbibing a WHOLE bottle of tequila..... on an
> empty stomach. Had started around midday at a club near his Uni and
> didn't stop until the bottle was empty!
>
> To this day - the mention of tequila sends him bolting for the loo.

Heh! After getting sick drunk on Tequila once, way back when I was 20 or
so, I did not touch it again for about 10 years. I've managed to
re-develop an appreciation for it again now that I never over-indulge
anymore.

>
> (And being the evil mother I am, got snippets of the whole party on
> video, including said young man being physically hauled from the toilet
> so others could use it, then thoughtfully being placed back in his
> position of choice... hehehehe)
>
> Can't put an old head on young shoulders..... I kind of think of it as
> evolution in action.
>
> hehehe
>
> LadyJane
> (remembers well her ill-spent youth and is glad she survived to talk
> about it!)

You know you had a good time the night before if "American Standard" is
impressed into your forehead in the morning...... <G>


>
--
Peace, Om.

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." -Jack Nicholson

On Wed, 05 Apr 2006 21:09:36 -0500, OmManiPadmeOmelet wrote:

> Heh! After getting sick drunk on Tequila once, way back when I was 20 or
> so, I did not touch it again for about 10 years. I've managed to
> re-develop an appreciation for it again now that I never over-indulge
> anymore.

Mighty fine sipping... http://www.patronspirits.com/
--

Practice safe eating. Always use condiments.

Have not posted for the past 2 days, well, actually I have.
None of my posts are getting thru. :-(

Hopefully, posting thru google will work...

Cheers!

Om

wrote:

> Have not posted for the past 2 days, well, actually I have.
> None of my posts are getting thru. :-(
>
> Hopefully, posting thru google will work...
>
> Cheers!
>
> Om

San Francisco to San Marcos. Reading you load and
clear, over.

ObFood: Pepper/onion bread coming out of the oven.

--
Reg

On 7 Apr 2006 19:29:47 -0700, wrote:

>Have not posted for the past 2 days, well, actually I have.
>None of my posts are getting thru. :-(
>
>Hopefully, posting thru google will work...
>
>Cheers!
>
>Om

Hi lady!

Carol
--

Some people are like Slinkies... they don't really have a purpose but
they bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.

Stolen from "traid" on the IRC

I hope not... :-(
Not only is it going to net me more spam, but google groups format
SUCK!!!

Cheers! :-)

Obviously, I won't be posting much since posting thru google is such a
Pain. <sigh> You really can't see all of the threads and this group
generates so many messages.

Guess I'll just take a sabbatical, and get my taxes done. <G>
Might be a blessing in disguise!

I'll use Austin.test to periodically check to see if the news server is
back up.

In the meantime, I guess it's ciao for now!

Too bad too... I've got a real zinger of a JDJ to post. ;-D

> wrote:

> Have not posted for the past 2 days, well, actually I have.
> None of my posts are getting thru. :-(
>
> Hopefully, posting thru google will work...
>
> Cheers!


Hang in there, Luv...!!!

--
Best
Greg

wrote:

> I hope not... :-(
> Not only is it going to net me more spam, but google groups format
> SUCK!!!

The information in my .sig may help you out with quoting and stuff, if
you have to keep using Google for a while.



Brian
--
Please quote enough of the previous message for context. To do so from
Google, click "show options" and use the Reply shown in the expanded
header.

Default User wrote:
> wrote:
>
> > I hope not... :-(
> > Not only is it going to net me more spam, but google groups format
> > SUCK!!!
>
> The information in my .sig may help you out with quoting and stuff, if
> you have to keep using Google for a while.
>
>
>
> Brian
> --
> Please quote enough of the previous message for context. To do so from
> Google, click "show options" and use the Reply shown in the expanded
> header.

Ok, Looks like I have to hilight the text I wish to quote.
Reply to author sends an e-mail which is why all my replies earlier did
not show up.

Man this sux!

Thanks Brian!

Om

Default User wrote:
> wrote:
>
> > I hope not... :-(
> > Not only is it going to net me more spam, but google groups format
> > SUCK!!!
>
> The information in my .sig may help you out with quoting and stuff, if
> you have to keep using Google for a while.
>
>
>
> Brian
> --
> Please quote enough of the previous message for context. To do so from
> Google, click "show options" and use the Reply shown in the expanded
> header.

Ok, Looks like I have to hilight the text I wish to quote.
Reply to author sends an e-mail which is why all my replies earlier did
not show up.

Man this sux!

Thanks Brian!

Om

OmManiPadmeOmelet wrote:

>
> Ok, Looks like I have to hilight the text I wish to quote.
> Reply to author sends an e-mail which is why all my replies earlier did
> not show up.
>
> Man this sux!
>
> Thanks Brian!
>
> Om
>
Om, we had similar problems with our newsfeed - down more than it was up
- so we found this one:

http://usenet-news.net/index1.php?url=get

We paid US$3.00 for the 5 Gig option - been using for over a month and
we still have over 4 Gigs left... and I look at a.b.f. as well. Have
found it to be pretty reliable. Might be an option until your normal
service is up and running again?? (You can pay as little as US$2.00 for
2 Gigs.) I access it thru my normal newsreader which is Thunderbird, but
I am sure you can access it thru yours too? BTW, am not affiliated to
them in anyway - DH found it when googling for a "reliable" feed. HTH.

--
Cheers
Cathy(xyz)

OmManiPadmeOmelet wrote:

> Default User wrote:

> > Please quote enough of the previous message for context. To do so
> > from Google, click "show options" and use the Reply shown in the
> > expanded header.
>
> Ok, Looks like I have to hilight the text I wish to quote.

You shouldn't, at least I haven't seen that when I've used it. Being a
web page and not a dedicated application, there can be
browser-dependent differences, but I haven't heard that one.

> Reply to author sends an e-mail which is why all my replies earlier
> did not show up.

That would do it.

> Man this sux!

I had to use Google for four months at the start of 2005, it wasn't
easy.

> Thanks Brian!

You're welcome.


Brian
--
If televison's a babysitter, the Internet is a drunk librarian who
won't shut up.
-- Dorothy Gambrell (http://catandgirl.com)

On 9 Apr 2006 04:09:24 -0700, OmManiPadmeOmelet wrote:

> Default User wrote:
> > --
> > Please quote enough of the previous message for context. To do so from
> > Google, click "show options" and use the Reply shown in the expanded
> > header.
>
> Ok, Looks like I have to hilight the text I wish to quote.
> Reply to author sends an e-mail which is why all my replies earlier did
> not show up.
>
> Man this sux!
>
Highlight won't help.... *I think*; but I know you need to use
"reply", not "reply to author" to post a message here.

Not that hard, just not easy to figure out when you're frustrated over
something else and would rather be using whatever it is that is
currently on the fritz.
--

Practice safe eating. Always use condiments.