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A Canadian is having his breakfast (coffee, croissants, bread, butter
and jam) when an American man, chewing gum, sits down next to
him.

The Canadian ignores the American who, nevertheless, starts
a conversation.

American: "You Canadian folk eat the whole bread?"

Canadian (in a bad mood): "Of course."

American: (after blowing a huge bubble)"We don't. In America,
we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container,
recycle it, transform them into croissants and sell them to
Canada." The American has a smirk on his face.

The Canadian listens in silence.

The American persists: "Do you eat jelly with the bread??"

Canadian: "Of Course."

American: (cracking his gum between his teeth and chuckling).
"We don't. In America we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then
we put all the peels, seeds,and left overs in containers,
recycle them, transform them into jam and sell the jam to
Canada."

The Canadian then asks: "Do you have sex in America?"

American: "Why of course we do", the American says with a big
smirk.

Canadian: "And what do you do with the condoms once you've
used them?"

American: "We throw them away, of course."

Canadian: "We don't. In Canada, we put them in a container,
recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell them
to America."




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elaine wrote:

> A Canadian is having his breakfast (coffee, croissants, bread, butter
> and jam) when an American man, chewing gum, sits down next to
> him.
>
> The Canadian ignores the American who, nevertheless, starts
> a conversation.
>
> American: "You Canadian folk eat the whole bread?"
>
> Canadian (in a bad mood): "Of course."
>
> American: (after blowing a huge bubble)"We don't. In America,
> we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container,
> recycle it, transform them into croissants and sell them to
> Canada." The American has a smirk on his face.
>
> The Canadian listens in silence.
>
> The American persists: "Do you eat jelly with the bread??"
>
> Canadian: "Of Course."
>
> American: (cracking his gum between his teeth and chuckling).
> "We don't. In America we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then
> we put all the peels, seeds,and left overs in containers,
> recycle them, transform them into jam and sell the jam to
> Canada."
>
> The Canadian then asks: "Do you have sex in America?"
>
> American: "Why of course we do", the American says with a big
> smirk.
>
> Canadian: "And what do you do with the condoms once you've
> used them?"
>
> American: "We throw them away, of course."
>
> Canadian: "We don't. In Canada, we put them in a container,
> recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell them
> to America."
>
>
>
>
> elaine.
>
>


<lol>

Om


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"elaine" > wrote in message
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>A Canadian is having his breakfast (coffee, croissants, bread, butter
> and jam) when an American man, chewing gum, sits down next to
> him.
>
> The Canadian ignores the American who, nevertheless, starts
> a conversation.
>
> American: "You Canadian folk eat the whole bread?"
>
> Canadian (in a bad mood): "Of course."
>
> American: (after blowing a huge bubble)"We don't. In America,
> we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container,
> recycle it, transform them into croissants and sell them to
> Canada." The American has a smirk on his face.
>
> The Canadian listens in silence.
>
> The American persists: "Do you eat jelly with the bread??"
>
> Canadian: "Of Course."
>
> American: (cracking his gum between his teeth and chuckling).
> "We don't. In America we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then
> we put all the peels, seeds,and left overs in containers,
> recycle them, transform them into jam and sell the jam to
> Canada."
>
> The Canadian then asks: "Do you have sex in America?"
>
> American: "Why of course we do", the American says with a big
> smirk.
>
> Canadian: "And what do you do with the condoms once you've
> used them?"
>
> American: "We throw them away, of course."
>
> Canadian: "We don't. In Canada, we put them in a container,
> recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell them
> to America."
>
>
>
>
> elaine.
>


L O L!!!!!

MoM


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