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CINDY ADAMS (umpteenth sweet, Jewish NYer - legendary gossip columnist
for the NY Post - oldest, continuously published newspaper in the world
- founded by one of our founding fathers - Alexander Hamilton):

ACTRESS' FILM FAMILY FEELS LIKE HER OWN

I had a hilarious talk with Lesley Ann Warren, who's coming out in a
sort of "My Big Fat Greek Wedding" Jewish-style film called "When Do We
Eat?" Said Lesley: "Besides flashbacks and fantasy sequences, it's
basically all set around one Passover meal. That means our whole cast
was shot all around this dinner table for three months. I got to the
point where If I saw one more matzo ball, I thought I'd kill myself. "I
remember these actual family Passover dinners. Probably nobody suspects
it, but I'm Jewish. I don't practice the religion, but my parents did,
and I remember my great-grandma's Seders.
They were very much like the movie. Crazy. Sweet. Rambunctious.
Contentious. Funny. Dysfunctional. With factions. Those doing well,
those not doing well. Who's siding with whom. Those pairing off and
those left out. And the jealousies like, "You were always mama's
favorite.' Stuff comes out in every family get-together." "When Do We
Eat" opens April 7, and Lesley Ann Warren hits New York next week for
the expected sit-down interviews.

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Darrin wrote:
> CINDY ADAMS (umpteenth sweet, Jewish NYer - legendary gossip columnist
> for the NY Post - oldest, continuously published newspaper in the world
> - founded by one of our founding fathers - Alexander Hamilton):
>
> ACTRESS' FILM FAMILY FEELS LIKE HER OWN
>
> I had a hilarious talk with Lesley Ann Warren,


Ewwwwwwwwwww.. I never could stand her. Her presence on Desperate
Housewives as Susan's mother almost ruined the whole show for me. Odd
how some folks just gross ya out or annoy you, huh?
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Darrin wrote:
I got to the
> point where If I saw one more matzo ball, I thought I'd kill myself.


There's a story of Liz Taylor being offered matzo ball soup for the
third dinner in a row and saying (quote from memory) "Is there no
other part of the matzo that's made into soup?"

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Anthony wrote:
> Darrin wrote:


> I got to the> > point where If I saw one more matzo ball, I thought I'd kill myself.>


> There's a story of Liz Taylor being offered matzo ball soup for the
> third dinner in a row and saying (quote from memory) "Is there no
> other part of the matzo that's made into soup?"


Wrong actress, correct story!eh Marilyn Monroe, upon marrying Arthur
Miller! eh Yes, Liz also converted when she married Eddie Fisher! -D,
NYC "Jews always know two things: suffering and where to find great
Chinese food!" eh - MY FAVORITE YEAR, 1982.."Bagels are doughnuts with
a college education - and the college is probably Yeshiva!" eh - LEO
ROSTEN (sweet Jew).."New York City is the central home for this entire
planet. The Olympics draws contestants from all countries. Wherever
they come from we've got a family for them, a neighborhood for them, a
group who speak their language, cook their food, support their
religion, understand their needs. We have someone for everyone" - JUDGE
JUDY (umpteenth sweet, Jewish NYer).."If food were a competitive sport,
New York City would have more gold medals than anywhere else in the
world" - TRACY NEIPORENT (sweet), Myriad Restaurant Group/NYC & Company
Restaurant Committee Chair.."I went from St. Claire shores and drink
specials at Winners..to New York City and $700 dinners" - KID
ROCK.."New York - the only city in the world where you can order a
Kosher corned beef sandwich that doesn't fit in your mouth, watch a
film being made, and be flipped off - all at once!"ehehe.."New Yorkers
spend $11 billion a year eating out, making NY the restaurant capital
of the world" - JANE'S NY: RESTAURANTS (NBC 4 NY - World Headquarters
at Rockefeller Center - hub of broadcasting: home to Dateline, Nightly
News with Brian Williams, SNL, The Today Show, Late Night With
Conan).."Send a Salami to Your Boy in the Army" - KATZ'S DELI (est.
1888, NYC, famous WW II slogan).."I'm going to marry a nice Jewish
woman because I like the idea of getting up on Sunday morning and going
to the deli" eh - MICHAEL J. FOX.."Tevye: Where are you going? Lazar
Wolf: Chicago. In America. Tevye: Chicago, America? We are going to New
York, America. We'll be neighbors" eh - FIDDLER ON THE ROOF.."Norman
Jewison isn't!" eh - FAMOUS HOLLYWOOD JOKE.."Mr. O'Brien, your mother
Mrs. Horowitz is here to see you" ehe - "YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE JEWISH"
(comedy album).."Five Jewish men influenced the history of Western
civilization: Moses said the law is everything. Jesus said love is
everything. Marx said capital is everything. Freud said sex is
everything. Einstein said everything is relative" ehe.."If we were
forced to choose just one, there would be no way to deny that Judaism
is the most important intellectual development in human history" -
DAVID GELERTNER, Yale University Professor.."I think NY restaurants
sets a trend for the rest of the world. There's no other place that has
the diversity and the experience of the chefs and restaurants that NYC
has" - STEPHEN P. HANSON, P.R. Guest Restaurants.."I am constantly
impressed by the number of restaurants that open in NY in a year..even
a month's time. The quality..the fact that there's such a huge
community that supports these new restaurants" - BARBARA FAIRCHILD, Bon
Appetit.."NYC - 8 million or so people..5 boroughs..international mix
of people..it has been the hubbub of nightlife activity and restaurants
for 50-100 years" - JAMES OLIVER CURY, Time Out Magazine.."More history
happened in NY than in any other place in the nation" - KENNETH T.
JACKSON, Columbia University Professor, Encyclopedia of New York.."Stay
home. Marry the girl next door. Open a restaurant there. New York
doesn't need any more restaurants. America does." - SHELLEY FIREMAN
(sweet), NYC Restaurateur, owner of Cafe' Fiorello, Tratoria Dell'Arte,
Shelly's, Brooklyn Diner, Redeye Grill, and Bond 45.."Listen all you
New Yorkers - there's a rumor going round - that some of you good
people want to leave this town - so save your time & trouble - cause
when you leave New York man, you don't go anywhere" - SAMMY DAVIS JR
(sweet, Jewish convert, umpteenth celebrity NYer).."Come on, there's
lots of fun in store for you - see how the other half lives on Park
Avenue" - IRVING BERLIN (b. Israel Isidor Baline, sweet NYC-raised Jew,
one of the most influential composers of the 20th century).."A bottle
of red, a bottle of white..it all depends upon your appetite..IŽll
meet you anytime you want..in our Italian Restaurant..do you remember
those days hanging out at the Village (mecca of folk) green" - BILLY
JOEL (umpteenth sweet, Jewish NYer - one of the Top 100 selling artists
of all-time).."The more I travel across the gravel..The more I sail the
sea..The more I feel convinced to the fact, New York's the town for me.
That crazy skyline is right in my line. And when I'm far away, I'm able
to bear it for several hours..Then I brake down and say: Take me back
to Manhattan...Take me back to New York...I'm just longing to see once
more..my little home on the hundredth floor" - COLE PORTER.."If I'd
lived in Roman times, I'd have lived in Rome. Where else? Today America
is the Roman Empire and New York is Rome itself" - JOHN LENNON (one of
NY's most famous adoptive sons, Strawberry Fields Memorial,Central Park
- world's most famous recreational park).."In New York, even if you're
Catholic, you're Jewish. If you live in Butte, Monatana, you're going
to be Goyish, even if you're Jewish!" eh - LENNY BRUCE (b. Leonard
Alfred Schneider, umpteenth sweet, Jewish NYer).."I moved into my
apartment Sept. 10. In one day I saw the worst but also the best of New
York. Its people are glorious, marvelous. The best. First-run movies?
We got it. Tops in theater? We got it. Ballet, opera, circus, concerts.
More culture here, more in the way of arts than anywhere in the world.
New York is the Athens of today" - MATT DAMON.."From New York - the
greatest city in the world!" - LATE SHOW WITH DAVID LETTERMAN (Ed
Sullivan Theatre - placed the Beatles on the musical map)
http://tinyurl.com/3juvb (New York Jewish History - largest, richest,
most creative Jewish community in the world)
http://tinyurl.com/pyz6a (Top 10 Places To Live & Work For Those Under
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http://www.forbes.com (NY: 3 of Top 5 Most Expensive Homes in the US)
http://tinyurl.com/5zmb6 (Temple Emanu-El, NYC - World's Largest
Synagogue - Guinness World Record holder)
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Anthony wrote:
> Darrin wrote:
> I got to the
> > point where If I saw one more matzo ball, I thought I'd kill myself.

>
> There's a story of Liz Taylor being offered matzo ball soup for the
> third dinner in a row and saying (quote from memory) "Is there no
> other part of the matzo that's made into soup?"


Hardly surprising since she has the IQ of a grape like the rest of
these idiot
women who marry jews and then are either pressured to convert or get
the
daft idea that one can become a jew by injection. I wonder why Liz
Taylor
didn't convert to Burtons religion when she married *him*.

One mustn't mock the afflicted and it is obvious that poor Darrin 68
(his IQ)
is a ham sandwich short of a picnic. It is fortunate that he lives
close
to Bellevue so the men in white don't have far to go when they have
to throw
their net over him every 2 weeks. I heard he has a sidewalk stall
where
he sells flies.

Speaking of flies there is an English joke -

Three men board a train One is a Paki, one an Englishman and one a
jew.

Just as they start off, a fly flies into their compartment. The
Englishman
brushes it of in disgust, the Paki grabs it and eats it. Another
fly manages
to get into the same compartment, whereby the jew grabs it and asks,
rubbing
his hands in glee "Anybody vant to buy a fly?"



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Back from her extended weekend pass from the insane asylum, Boedicia
(vile British anti-Semite & mother of two, who managed to get a visa to
the US) wrote:


> Anthony wrote:
> > Darrin wrote:
> > I got to the
> > > point where If I saw one more matzo ball, I thought I'd kill myself.

> >
> > There's a story of Liz Taylor being offered matzo ball soup for the
> > third dinner in a row and saying (quote from memory) "Is there no
> > other part of the matzo that's made into soup?"


> Hardly surprising since she has the IQ of a grape like the rest of> these idiot
> women who marry jews and then are either pressured to convert or get> the
> daft idea that one can become a jew by injection. I wonder why Liz> Taylor
> didn't convert to Burtons religion when she married *him*.>
> One mustn't mock the afflicted and it is obvious that poor Darrin 68
> (his IQ)> is a ham sandwich short of a picnic. It is fortunate that he lives
> close> to Bellevue so the men in white don't have far to go when they have
> to throw> their net over him every 2 weeks. I heard he has a sidewalk stall
> where> he sells flies.> Speaking of flies there is an English joke -
> Three men board a train One is a Paki, one an Englishman and one a
> jew> Just as they start off, a fly flies into their compartment. The
> Englishman> brushes it of in disgust, the Paki grabs it and eats it. Another
> fly manages> to get into the same compartment, whereby the jew grabs it and asks,
> rubbing> his hands in glee "Anybody vant to buy a fly?"


When it comes to tasteless humor, I am an equal opportunist. IOW, I
have heard 'em all!ehehh You cannot stump the YID of TID!eh BO the
SHMO, I am sure that Halla, Humbug, Bear, Mike Harrison, self-loathing
Jewish Jane (American), and all the rest of the British skinheads, must
simply adore you! ehe Otherwise, you continue to shame your fellow
Brits (including Paul Bettany, who is married to sweet Jew, Jennifer
Connelly (mother is Jewish), and happily residing with their children
in their multi-million dollar Brownstone in Brooklyn Heights!eheheh
BTW, you still have yet to answer the following:

> Why do you keeping do *that* you simpleton.> As for the no-talent Lesley Warren, the whole world knows she is a> jewess and if> they couldn't tell from that face of hers, the minute she opened her> face would> be enough to convince them.> > Now call Bellevue and tell them to come and get you before they send> the> wagon to the net cafe and throw a net over you, you mad hebe.> ehe ehe ehe ehe ehe ehe ehe ehe ehe ehe ehe> My God, he's got me doing it now!!!!!>>


As opposed to Dame Joan Plowright (what Sir Larry saw in her is truly a
mystery!? LOL), who has portrayed Jews in film, and looks more Jewish
than Lesley Ann Warren ever could! LOL! Once again, "Funny - you don't
look Jewish!?" applies in many instances. Lesley included! Perhaps you
should put down the Joseph Goebbels propaganda handbook on the Jewish
stereotype of appearance. That should come after clearing your trailer
trash table of its milk & meat. "It does the neo-Nazi children good!"
eheheh -D, NYC "When I was at school I thought it was fun to lark about
and show off - and so I did a lot of that - and my mother had always
wanted to be an actress - and she was a nice Jewish girl - and they
didn't do that sort of thing in those days - so she used to put me in
for what we used to call music festivals - and I would do poetry and
stuff like that" - MARIAM MARGOLYES (Yiddish British).."Today in
Germany I am called a German man of science, and in England I am
represented as a Swiss Jew. If I come to be regarded as bete noire the
descriptions will be reversed, and I shall become a Swiss Jew for the
Germans and a German man of science for the English!" eh - ALBERT
EINSTEIN (Greatest Mind of The 20th Century)

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Oy. Watch it with the "vile British", please.

Jani
(looking at the crossposts and wondering whose bright idea *that* was ...)


"Darrin" > wrote in message
oups.com...
> Back from her extended weekend pass from the insane asylum, Boedicia
> (vile British anti-Semite & mother of two, who managed to get a visa to
> the US) wrote:
>
>
>> Anthony wrote:
>> > Darrin wrote:
>> > I got to the
>> > > point where If I saw one more matzo ball, I thought I'd kill myself.
>> >
>> > There's a story of Liz Taylor being offered matzo ball soup for the
>> > third dinner in a row and saying (quote from memory) "Is there no
>> > other part of the matzo that's made into soup?"

>
>> Hardly surprising since she has the IQ of a grape like the rest of>
>> these idiot
>> women who marry jews and then are either pressured to convert or get>
>> the
>> daft idea that one can become a jew by injection. I wonder why Liz>
>> Taylor
>> didn't convert to Burtons religion when she married *him*.>
>> One mustn't mock the afflicted and it is obvious that poor Darrin 68
>> (his IQ)> is a ham sandwich short of a picnic. It is fortunate that
>> he lives
>> close> to Bellevue so the men in white don't have far to go when they
>> have
>> to throw> their net over him every 2 weeks. I heard he has a sidewalk
>> stall
>> where> he sells flies.> Speaking of flies there is an English joke -
>> Three men board a train One is a Paki, one an Englishman and one a
>> jew> Just as they start off, a fly flies into their compartment. The
>> Englishman> brushes it of in disgust, the Paki grabs it and eats it.
>> Another
>> fly manages> to get into the same compartment, whereby the jew grabs
>> it and asks,
>> rubbing> his hands in glee "Anybody vant to buy a fly?"

>
> When it comes to tasteless humor, I am an equal opportunist. IOW, I
> have heard 'em all!ehehh You cannot stump the YID of TID!eh BO the
> SHMO, I am sure that Halla, Humbug, Bear, Mike Harrison, self-loathing
> Jewish Jane (American), and all the rest of the British skinheads, must
> simply adore you! ehe Otherwise, you continue to shame your fellow
> Brits (including Paul Bettany, who is married to sweet Jew, Jennifer
> Connelly (mother is Jewish), and happily residing with their children
> in their multi-million dollar Brownstone in Brooklyn Heights!eheheh
> BTW, you still have yet to answer the following:
>
>> Why do you keeping do *that* you simpleton.> As for the no-talent
>> Lesley Warren, the whole world knows she is a> jewess and if> they
>> couldn't tell from that face of hers, the minute she opened her> face
>> would> be enough to convince them.> > Now call Bellevue and tell them
>> to come and get you before they send> the> wagon to the net cafe and
>> throw a net over you, you mad hebe.> ehe ehe ehe ehe ehe ehe ehe ehe ehe
>> ehe ehe> My God, he's got me doing it now!!!!!>>

>
> As opposed to Dame Joan Plowright (what Sir Larry saw in her is truly a
> mystery!? LOL), who has portrayed Jews in film, and looks more Jewish
> than Lesley Ann Warren ever could! LOL! Once again, "Funny - you don't
> look Jewish!?" applies in many instances. Lesley included! Perhaps you
> should put down the Joseph Goebbels propaganda handbook on the Jewish
> stereotype of appearance. That should come after clearing your trailer
> trash table of its milk & meat. "It does the neo-Nazi children good!"
> eheheh -D, NYC "When I was at school I thought it was fun to lark about
> and show off - and so I did a lot of that - and my mother had always
> wanted to be an actress - and she was a nice Jewish girl - and they
> didn't do that sort of thing in those days - so she used to put me in
> for what we used to call music festivals - and I would do poetry and
> stuff like that" - MARIAM MARGOLYES (Yiddish British).."Today in
> Germany I am called a German man of science, and in England I am
> represented as a Swiss Jew. If I come to be regarded as bete noire the
> descriptions will be reversed, and I shall become a Swiss Jew for the
> Germans and a German man of science for the English!" eh - ALBERT
> EINSTEIN (Greatest Mind of The 20th Century)
>



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Jani wrote:

> Oy. Watch it with the "vile British", please.>>
> Jani> (looking at the crossposts and wondering whose bright idea *that* was ...)>


Jani, you conveniently omitted a key word: "anti-Semite." eh I love
British culture! I'm the first one to admit that English sounds far
better when it flows from a British tongue!eh Albeit, Brits do have an
annoying habit of adding an extra vowel to Americanized words:
"flavor," not "flavour." eh Unfortunately, BO the SHMO shames most
righteous British (Britain is the #1 producing country for
international visitors to NYC - consistently leads in more areas of
life than any other city on earth; first among culture, finance,
fashion, retail, trade, cuisine, real estate, nightlife, arts, theatre,
media & communications), with her long history of vile racism. BTW, are
you a SHIKSA or a JAP?eh I ask in the context of endearment!eeh -D, NYC
"Roses are Reddish, Violets are Bluish - if it wasn't for Christmas,
we'd all be Jewish!" eh - BENNY HILL (his last tv special was taped in
NYC).."And you can hear it in my accent when I talk, I'm an Englishman
in New York" - STING.."Did you ever see a woman..coming out of New York
City..with a frog in her hand" - T-REX (aka Marc Bolan, b. Feld, sweet
Yiddish-British).."If we were forced to choose just one, there would be
no way to deny that Judaism is the most important intellectual
development in human history" - DAVID GELERTNER, Yale University
Professor.."Five Jewish men influenced the history of Western
civilization: Moses said the law is everything. Jesus said love is
everything. Marx said capital is everything. Freud said sex is
everything. Einstein said everything is relative" ehe.."Yes, I am a
Jew, and when the ancestors of the right honorable gentleman were
brutal savages in an unknown island, mine were priests in the Temple of
Solomon" - BENJAMIN DISRAELI (1804-1881, first Jewish Prime Minister of
England, responding to Irish Roman Catholic leader Daniel O' Connell,
in the House of Commons, who cast aspersions on his Jewish
ancestry).."Well a redneck nerd in a bowlin' shirt was a guzzlin' Lone
Star beer..Talkin' religion and politics for all the world to
hear..They ought to send you back to Roosha, boy, or New York City
one..You just wanna doodle a Christian girl and you killed God's only
son! I said, has it occurred to you, you nerd, that that's not very
nice, we Jews believe it was Santa Claus that killed Jesus Christ!" eh
- KINKY FRIEDMAN & THE TEXAS JEW BOYS.."I mean the City of New
York...for New York is a wonder city, a veritable fairyland..with many
sights not to be seen in Massachusetts or Maryland" - OGDEN NASH.."This
legendary NY Jewish developer was a pioneer of tract housing & has
towns in New York (Levittown, Long Island - first planned suburban
community in the US) and in Pennsylvania named after him" - WILLIAM
LEVITT.."They would part with all they've got...could they but once
more walk..with their best girl and have a twirl...on the Sidewalks of
New York" - LAWLOR & BLAKE.."I happen to like New York, I happen to
like this town. I like the city air, I like to drink of it, The more I
know New York the more I think of it. I like the sight and the sound
and even the stink of it" - COLE PORTER.."Think Yiddish, dress
British!" eh - POPULAR MADISON AVENUE (hub of retail, fashion,
business, advertising) SLOGAN.."My so-called Jewish roots are in Egypt.
They went down there with Joseph, and they came back with Moses, you
know, the guy that killed the Egyptian, married an Ethiopian girl, and
brought the law down from the mountain" - BOB DYLAN (b. Zimmerman,
sweet Jew - "Voice of A Generation, Top 100 selling artist of
all-time).."."One thing about being successful is that I stopped being
afraid of dying. Once you're a star you're dead already. You're
embalmed" eh - DUSTIN HOFFMAN (2-time Oscar winner, 7-time Oscar
nominee, sweet Jew).."Do the Wall Street shuffle..hear the money
rustle...watch the greenbacks tumble..feel the Sterling crumble...you
need a yen to make a mark...If you wanna make money...you need the luck
to make a buck...If you wanna be Getty, Rothschild (sweet
Yiddish-British whose fortunes turned England into an Empire)" - 10 CC
(Godley & Creme are sweet Yiddish-British).."Groggy eyed and fried -
I'm headed for the station..D-Train ride Coney Island (America's First
Amusement Park) vacation" - BEASTIE BOYS (umpteenth sweet, Jewish NYers
- first successful all-white rap group).."She's my Coney Island
baby..She's my Coney Island Girl..She's a princess, in a red
dress..She's the moon in the mist to me" - TOM WAITS.."I rode a roller
coaster..From Coney Island to Key West.. I held on with one finger..So
the other ten could rest" - HARRY CONNICK JR. (mother is a
sweet).."We'll go to Coney..And eat baloney on a roll..In Central Park,
we'll stroll...Where our first kiss we stole...Soul to soul" - RODGERS
& HART (umpteenth sweet, Jewish NYers).."I'd like to send this one out
for Lou and Rachel..and all the kids and P.S. 192..Coney Island
Baby..Man, I'd swear, I'd give the whole thing up for you" - LOU REED
(family changed name from Rabinowitz, umpteenth sweet, Jewish
NYer).."'Cause everyone's your friend in New York City..And everything
looks beautiful when you're young and pretty..The streets are paved
with diamonds and there's just so much to see..But the best thing about
New York City is you and me..Statue of Liberty, Staten Island Ferry,
Co-op City, Katz's and Tiffany's..Central Park, Brooklyn Bridge, The
Empire State where Dylan lived..Coney Island and Times Square,
Rockefeller Center..Wish I was there" - THEY MIGHT BE GIANTS.."From New
York - the greatest city in the world" - LATE SHOW WITH DAVID LETTERMAN
(Ed Sullivan Theatre - placed the Beatles on the musical map).."I moved
into my apartment Sept. 10. In one day I saw the worst but also the
best of New York. Its people are glorious, marvelous. The best.
First-run movies? We got it. Tops in theater? We got it. Ballet, opera,
circus, concerts. More culture here, more in the way of arts than
anywhere in the world. New York is the Athens of today" - MATT
DAMON.."If statistics are right, the Jews constitute but one percent of
the human race. It suggests a
nebulous dim puff of stardust lost in the blaze of the Milky way.
Properly, the Jew ought hardly to be heard of, but he is heard of, has
always been heard of. He is as prominent on the planet as any other
people, and his commercial importance is extravagantly out of
proportion to the smallness of his bulk. His contributions to the
world's list of great names in literature, science, art, music,
finance, medicine, and abstruse learning are also away out of
proportion to the weakness of his numbers. He has made a marvelous
fight in this world, in all the ages; and had done it with his hands
tied behind him. He could be vain of himself, and be excused for it.
The Egyptian, the Babylonian, and the Roman followed, and made a vast
noise, and they are gone. Other peoples have sprung up and held their
torch high for a time, but it burned out, and they sit in twilight now,

or have vanished. The Jew saw them all, beat them all, and is now what
he always was, exhibiting decadence, no infirmities of age, no
weakening of his parts, no slowing of his energies, no dulling of his
alert and aggressive mind. All things are mortal but the Jew; all other

forces pass, but he remains. What is the secret of his immortality?" -
MARK TWAIN.."One of the great mysteries that has always puzzled me is
how Jews, who account for such a tiny fraction of the world's
population, have been able to achieve so much and excel in so many
different fields - science, music, medicine, literature, arts, business

and more. If you listed the most influential people of the last hundred

years, three at the top of the list would be Einstein, Freud and Marx;
all were Jews. Many more belong on the list, yet Jews comprise at most
less than 3 percent of the United States population. They are an
amazing people. Imagine the persecution they endured over the
centuries: pogroms, temple burnings, Cossack raids, uprootings of
families, their dispersal to the winds and the Holocaust. After the
Diaspora, they could not own land or worship in much of the world; they

were prohibited from voting and were told where to live. Yet their
children survived and Jews became by far the most accomplished people
per capita that the world has ever produced" - MARLON BRANDO (excerpt
from "SONGS MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME").."The Jew is the emblem of eternity.
He who neither slaughter nor torture of thousands of years could
destroy, he who neither fire, nor sword, nor Inquisition was able to
wipe off the face of the earth. He who was the first to produce the
Oracles of God. He who has been for so long the Guardian of Prophecy
and has transmitted it to the rest of the world. Such a nation cannot
be destroyed. The Jew is as everlasting as Eternity itself" - LEO
TOLSTOY.."Western civilization is undeniably a 'Jewified' civilization,

however offensive the word may be to our ears because of the ugly use
made of it by anti-Semites - anti-Semites believed that Jews were
everywhere, and in a sense they were almost everywhere that counted in
modern society" - ALBERT LINDEMANN, In Esau'sTears: Modern
anti-Semitism and the Rise of the Jews, Cambridge University Press,
1997, p. 20.."1/3 of all American multimillionaires are tallied as
Jewish; 45% of the top 40 of the Forbes 400 richest Americans are
Jewish, yet they comprise a measly 2% of the American populace" -
STEVEN SILBIGER ("The Phenomenon of The Jews" - 2000).."Los Angeles is
for those who sleep, Paris and London baby you can keep, no other city
will make me dance like New York" - MADONNA..""The extraordinary
European Jews who emigrated to New York were enriching the city's
intellectual life with an intensity that has probably never been
equaled anywhere during a comparable period of time. I was raised
largely by these Jews...They were my teachers; they were my employers;
they were my friends. They introduced me to a world of books and ideas
that I didn't know existed" - MARLON BRANDO, excerpt from "Songs My
Mother Taught Me"
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most creative Jewish community in the world)
http://tinyurl.com/pyz6a (Top 10 Places To Live & Work For Those Under
35 - NY, NY)
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http://www.forbes.com (NY: 3 of Top 5 Most Expensive Homes in the US)
http://tinyurl.com/5zmb6 (Temple Emanu-El, NYC - World's Largest
Synagogue - Guinness World Record holder)
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what of it?)

>
> "Darrin" > wrote in message
> oups.com...
> > Back from her extended weekend pass from the insane asylum, Boedicia
> > (vile British anti-Semite & mother of two, who managed to get a visa to
> > the US) wrote:
> >
> >
> >> Anthony wrote:
> >> > Darrin wrote:
> >> > I got to the
> >> > > point where If I saw one more matzo ball, I thought I'd kill myself.
> >> >
> >> > There's a story of Liz Taylor being offered matzo ball soup for the
> >> > third dinner in a row and saying (quote from memory) "Is there no
> >> > other part of the matzo that's made into soup?"

> >
> >> Hardly surprising since she has the IQ of a grape like the rest of>
> >> these idiot
> >> women who marry jews and then are either pressured to convert or get>
> >> the
> >> daft idea that one can become a jew by injection. I wonder why Liz>
> >> Taylor
> >> didn't convert to Burtons religion when she married *him*.>
> >> One mustn't mock the afflicted and it is obvious that poor Darrin 68
> >> (his IQ)> is a ham sandwich short of a picnic. It is fortunate that
> >> he lives
> >> close> to Bellevue so the men in white don't have far to go when they
> >> have
> >> to throw> their net over him every 2 weeks. I heard he has a sidewalk
> >> stall
> >> where> he sells flies.> Speaking of flies there is an English joke -
> >> Three men board a train One is a Paki, one an Englishman and one a
> >> jew> Just as they start off, a fly flies into their compartment. The
> >> Englishman> brushes it of in disgust, the Paki grabs it and eats it.
> >> Another
> >> fly manages> to get into the same compartment, whereby the jew grabs
> >> it and asks,
> >> rubbing> his hands in glee "Anybody vant to buy a fly?"

> >
> > When it comes to tasteless humor, I am an equal opportunist. IOW, I
> > have heard 'em all!ehehh You cannot stump the YID of TID!eh BO the
> > SHMO, I am sure that Halla, Humbug, Bear, Mike Harrison, self-loathing
> > Jewish Jane (American), and all the rest of the British skinheads, must
> > simply adore you! ehe Otherwise, you continue to shame your fellow
> > Brits (including Paul Bettany, who is married to sweet Jew, Jennifer
> > Connelly (mother is Jewish), and happily residing with their children
> > in their multi-million dollar Brownstone in Brooklyn Heights!eheheh
> > BTW, you still have yet to answer the following:
> >
> >> Why do you keeping do *that* you simpleton.> As for the no-talent
> >> Lesley Warren, the whole world knows she is a> jewess and if> they
> >> couldn't tell from that face of hers, the minute she opened her> face
> >> would> be enough to convince them.> > Now call Bellevue and tell them
> >> to come and get you before they send> the> wagon to the net cafe and
> >> throw a net over you, you mad hebe.> ehe ehe ehe ehe ehe ehe ehe ehe ehe
> >> ehe ehe> My God, he's got me doing it now!!!!!>>

> >
> > As opposed to Dame Joan Plowright (what Sir Larry saw in her is truly a
> > mystery!? LOL), who has portrayed Jews in film, and looks more Jewish
> > than Lesley Ann Warren ever could! LOL! Once again, "Funny - you don't
> > look Jewish!?" applies in many instances. Lesley included! Perhaps you
> > should put down the Joseph Goebbels propaganda handbook on the Jewish
> > stereotype of appearance. That should come after clearing your trailer
> > trash table of its milk & meat. "It does the neo-Nazi children good!"
> > eheheh -D, NYC "When I was at school I thought it was fun to lark about
> > and show off - and so I did a lot of that - and my mother had always
> > wanted to be an actress - and she was a nice Jewish girl - and they
> > didn't do that sort of thing in those days - so she used to put me in
> > for what we used to call music festivals - and I would do poetry and
> > stuff like that" - MARIAM MARGOLYES (Yiddish British).."Today in
> > Germany I am called a German man of science, and in England I am
> > represented as a Swiss Jew. If I come to be regarded as bete noire the
> > descriptions will be reversed, and I shall become a Swiss Jew for the
> > Germans and a German man of science for the English!" eh - ALBERT
> > EINSTEIN (Greatest Mind of The 20th Century)
> >


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