* FEMALE POEM*
I want a man who's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen all day long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I want him to be gainfully employed,
And when I spend his cash, not be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! For a man who makes love to my mind,
And knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I want this man to love me to no end,
And forever be my very best friend.

* MALE POEM*
I want a deaf-mute nymphomaniac,
With huge boobs

who owns a bottle shop and a fishing boat.
I know this doesn't rhyme and I don't give a sh*t.

"Old Mother Ashby" > wrote in message
...
>
> * FEMALE POEM*
> I want a man who's handsome, smart and strong
> One who loves to listen all day long,
> One who thinks before he speaks,
> One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
> I want him to be gainfully employed,
> And when I spend his cash, not be annoyed.
> Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
> Massages my back and begs to do more.
> Oh! For a man who makes love to my mind,
> And knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
> I want this man to love me to no end,
> And forever be my very best friend.
>
> * MALE POEM*
> I want a deaf-mute nymphomaniac,
> With huge boobs
>
> who owns a bottle shop and a fishing boat.
> I know this doesn't rhyme and I don't give a sh*t.

Well, these manage to insult both sexes pretty thoroughly!
MJ

Mokosh wrote:

>"Old Mother Ashby" > wrote in message
...
>
>
>> * FEMALE POEM*
>> I want a man who's handsome, smart and strong
>> One who loves to listen all day long,
>> One who thinks before he speaks,
>> One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
>> I want him to be gainfully employed,
>> And when I spend his cash, not be annoyed.
>> Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
>> Massages my back and begs to do more.
>> Oh! For a man who makes love to my mind,
>> And knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
>> I want this man to love me to no end,
>> And forever be my very best friend.
>>
>> * MALE POEM*
>> I want a deaf-mute nymphomaniac,
>> With huge boobs
>>
>> who owns a bottle shop and a fishing boat.
>> I know this doesn't rhyme and I don't give a sh*t.
>>
>>
>
>Well, these manage to insult both sexes pretty thoroughly!
>MJ
>
>
>
>
That's the general idea. I thought it was about time somebody lowered
the tone around here ;-)

Christine

Old Mother Ashby wrote:
> Mokosh wrote:
>
> >"Old Mother Ashby" > wrote in message
> ...
> >
> >
> >> * FEMALE POEM*
> >> I want a man who's handsome, smart and strong
> >> One who loves to listen all day long,
> >> One who thinks before he speaks,
> >> One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
> >> I want him to be gainfully employed,
> >> And when I spend his cash, not be annoyed.
> >> Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
> >> Massages my back and begs to do more.
> >> Oh! For a man who makes love to my mind,
> >> And knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
> >> I want this man to love me to no end,
> >> And forever be my very best friend.
> >>
> >> * MALE POEM*
> >> I want a deaf-mute nymphomaniac,
> >> With huge boobs
> >>
> >> who owns a bottle shop and a fishing boat.
> >> I know this doesn't rhyme and I don't give a sh*t.
> >>
> >>
> >
> >Well, these manage to insult both sexes pretty thoroughly!
> >MJ
> >
> >
> >
> >
> That's the general idea. I thought it was about time somebody lowered
> the tone around here ;-)
>
> Christine

You mean the various jokes du jour aren't low enough for you? <g>

maxine in ri
limbo---how low can _you_ go?

On Sat, 20 May 2006 17:12:13 +1000, Old Mother Ashby wrote:

>Mokosh wrote:
>
>>"Old Mother Ashby" > wrote in message
...
>>
>>
Snipped two poems

>>Well, these manage to insult both sexes pretty thoroughly!
>>MJ
>>
>That's the general idea. I thought it was about time somebody lowered
>the tone around here ;-)
>
>Christine

Christine, as a man I find no insult here
--
Pan Ohco
I would like to see the bottom of my monitor, but I have cats.

Pan Ohco wrote:
>
> On Sat, 20 May 2006 17:12:13 +1000, Old Mother Ashby wrote:
>
>> Mokosh wrote:
>>
>>> "Old Mother Ashby" > wrote in message
>>> ...
>>>
>>>
> Snipped two poems
>
>>> Well, these manage to insult both sexes pretty thoroughly!
>>> MJ
>>>
>> That's the general idea. I thought it was about time somebody lowered
>> the tone around here ;-)
>>
>> Christine
>
> Christine, as a man I find no insult here

Who cares what you think?

--
Cheers
Chatty Cathy

"Chatty Cathy" > wrote in message
...
> Pan Ohco wrote:
> >
> > On Sat, 20 May 2006 17:12:13 +1000, Old Mother Ashby wrote:
> >
> >> Mokosh wrote:
> >>
> >>> "Old Mother Ashby" > wrote in message
> >>> ...
> >>>
> >>>
> > Snipped two poems
> >
> >>> Well, these manage to insult both sexes pretty thoroughly!
> >>> MJ
> >>>
> >> That's the general idea. I thought it was about time somebody lowered
> >> the tone around here ;-)
> >>
> >> Christine
> >
> > Christine, as a man I find no insult here
>
> Who cares what you think?
>
> --
> Cheers
> Chatty Cathy

Think? Men think?
MJ