Little Johnny is sitting in biology class, when his teacher
states the fact that only humans stutter, and no other
animal in the world does.
Johnny raises his hand and says. "You're wrong, Miss Finch!"

"Really, would you mind telling us why that is
Johnny?"replies the teacher.
"Well, Miss Finch, the other day I was playing with my cat
on the porch. The neighbors' Rottweiler came around the
corner, and my cat went 'fffff! fffff! fffff!', and before
he could say '****!', the dog ate him!"

Dave Smith wrote:
> Little Johnny is sitting in biology class, when his teacher
> states the fact that only humans stutter, and no other
> animal in the world does.
> Johnny raises his hand and says. "You're wrong, Miss Finch!"
>
> "Really, would you mind telling us why that is
> Johnny?"replies the teacher.
> "Well, Miss Finch, the other day I was playing with my cat
> on the porch. The neighbors' Rottweiler came around the
> corner, and my cat went 'fffff! fffff! fffff!', and before
> he could say '****!', the dog ate him!"
>
LOL. Good one, Dave.

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Cheers
Chatty Cathy

Chatty Cathy wrote:
> Dave Smith wrote:
>
>> Little Johnny is sitting in biology class, when his teacher
>> states the fact that only humans stutter, and no other
>> animal in the world does.
>> Johnny raises his hand and says. "You're wrong, Miss Finch!"
>>
>> "Really, would you mind telling us why that is
>> Johnny?"replies the teacher.
>> "Well, Miss Finch, the other day I was playing with my cat
>> on the porch. The neighbors' Rottweiler came around the
>> corner, and my cat went 'fffff! fffff! fffff!', and before
>> he could say '****!', the dog ate him!"
>>
> LOL. Good one, Dave.
>

Shouldn't that have been LOL. Good one, Johnny? )

In article >,
says...
> Little Johnny is sitting in biology class, when his teacher
> states the fact that only humans stutter, and no other
> animal in the world does.
> Johnny raises his hand and says. "You're wrong, Miss Finch!"
>
> "Really, would you mind telling us why that is
> Johnny?"replies the teacher.
> "Well, Miss Finch, the other day I was playing with my cat
> on the porch. The neighbors' Rottweiler came around the
> corner, and my cat went 'fffff! fffff! fffff!', and before
> he could say '****!', the dog ate him!"
>
>
>

You forgot the joke.

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