"-L." > wrote in message
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> JoeSpareBedroom wrote:
>>
>> It's amazing, the things we can't see, but which will make us miserable.
>> This is appetizing: I got the underwear form of crabs last spring. I was
>> like "WTF? I haven't been near another human being in several months."
>> The
>> doctor said the best way to avoid it was to stop handling money or
>> shaking
>> hands.
>
> More likely you got it from a toilet seat or from trying on clothing.

I'd have to be near death before I'd sit on a toilet seat in a public place.
:-)