STOP EATING VEGETABLES!!

They're alive! They grow!

Andy
And when you order french fries, speak english dammit!

"Andy" <q> wrote in message ...
> STOP EATING VEGETABLES!!
>
> They're alive! They grow!
>
> Andy

True, but an apple tree doesn't die when I eat it's fruit.

-T

In article > , "Moriarty" > wrote:
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>"Andy" <q> wrote in message ...
>> STOP EATING VEGETABLES!!
>>
>> They're alive! They grow!
>>
>> Andy
>
>True, but an apple tree doesn't die when I eat it's fruit.

But the poor little baby apples do -- or do you plant all the seeds to
give the poor little buggers a fulfilling life?

And I presume you don't eat carrots? And I *hope* you don't eat baby
alfalfa alive!

There's just no over-estimating the cruelty of some people.

Cheers, Phred.

--
LID

Moriarty wrote:

>> They're alive! They grow!
>>
> True, but an apple tree doesn't die when I eat it's fruit.

So you don't have any problems with stone crab claws?

Bob

In article > ,
"Moriarty" > wrote:

> "Andy" <q> wrote in message ...
> > STOP EATING VEGETABLES!!
> >
> > They're alive! They grow!
> >
> > Andy
>
> True, but an apple tree doesn't die when I eat it's fruit.
>
> -T

What about when you eat corn?
Consuming an ear of corn kills sixty'leven baby corn plants!
Same with summer squashes and cucumbers. :-(

Poor little baby plants.......

You kill hundreds of innocent little baby plants when you eat some
veggies while you only kill _one_ chicken when you eat fried chicken.

Oh the irony........

<lol>

Om -> Dedicated carnivoir, but likes veggies too.
--
Peace!
Om

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a Son of a bitch"
-- Jack Nicholson

OmManiPadmeOmelet > wrote in news:Omelet-
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> In article > ,
> "Moriarty" > wrote:
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>> "Andy" <q> wrote in message news:Xns97E2AF9611AA0cotd@
216.196.97.136...
>> > STOP EATING VEGETABLES!!
>> >
>> > They're alive! They grow!
>> >
>> > Andy
>>
>> True, but an apple tree doesn't die when I eat it's fruit.
>>
>> -T
>
> What about when you eat corn?
> Consuming an ear of corn kills sixty'leven baby corn plants!
> Same with summer squashes and cucumbers. :-(
>
> Poor little baby plants.......
>
> You kill hundreds of innocent little baby plants when you eat some
> veggies while you only kill _one_ chicken when you eat fried chicken.
>
> Oh the irony........
>
> <lol>
>
> Om -> Dedicated carnivoir, but likes veggies too.


Look how vegetables are treated!! Force fed fertilizers to make them
grow only to be cut down in the prime of life!

Also imagine if we let all chicken eggs hatch! Before long they'd evolve
into flying chickens, eating all the farms and laying eggs everywhere
and dead chickens would rot into the ground water and the vegetables
would drink that water and they would become "animegetables" after a
while. Have you ever heard a carrot scream???



Andy

In article >, Andy <q> wrote:

> OmManiPadmeOmelet > wrote in news:Omelet-
> :
>
> > In article > ,
> > "Moriarty" > wrote:
> >
> >> "Andy" <q> wrote in message news:Xns97E2AF9611AA0cotd@
> 216.196.97.136...
> >> > STOP EATING VEGETABLES!!
> >> >
> >> > They're alive! They grow!
> >> >
> >> > Andy
> >>
> >> True, but an apple tree doesn't die when I eat it's fruit.
> >>
> >> -T
> >
> > What about when you eat corn?
> > Consuming an ear of corn kills sixty'leven baby corn plants!
> > Same with summer squashes and cucumbers. :-(
> >
> > Poor little baby plants.......
> >
> > You kill hundreds of innocent little baby plants when you eat some
> > veggies while you only kill _one_ chicken when you eat fried chicken.
> >
> > Oh the irony........
> >
> > <lol>
> >
> > Om -> Dedicated carnivoir, but likes veggies too.
>
>
> Look how vegetables are treated!! Force fed fertilizers to make them
> grow only to be cut down in the prime of life!
>
> Also imagine if we let all chicken eggs hatch! Before long they'd evolve
> into flying chickens, eating all the farms and laying eggs everywhere
> and dead chickens would rot into the ground water and the vegetables
> would drink that water and they would become "animegetables" after a
> while. Have you ever heard a carrot scream???

Depends on how much I've had to drink. <g>

>
>
>
> Andy
--
Peace!
Om

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a Son of a bitch"
-- Jack Nicholson

"Moriarty" > wrote in message
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> > They're alive! They grow!
> >
> > Andy
>
> True, but an apple tree doesn't die when I eat it's fruit.

Nor does a hen....;-)

Bob M.

In article >,
"Bob Myers" > wrote:

> "Moriarty" > wrote in message
> . com...
>
> > > They're alive! They grow!
> > >
> > > Andy
> >
> > True, but an apple tree doesn't die when I eat it's fruit.
>
> Nor does a hen....;-)
>
> Bob M.

Or a cow....
--
Peace!
Om

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a Son of a bitch"
-- Jack Nicholson

"Bob Myers" > wrote in message
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>
> "Moriarty" > wrote in message
> . com...
>
>> > They're alive! They grow!
>> >
>> > Andy
>>
>> True, but an apple tree doesn't die when I eat it's fruit.
>
> Nor does a hen....;-)
>
> Bob M.
>

What's the old joke? I'm vegetarian, but also pro-choice, so I eat eggs.

(I'm actually not even vegetarian.)

-T

"Andy" <q> wrote in message ...
> STOP EATING VEGETABLES!!
>
> They're alive! They grow!
>
> Andy
> And when you order french fries, speak english dammit!

As Tom Paxton sang, "Oh, no, don't slay that potato, what never done nuthin'
to you".

Felice