All I Need To Know In LIfe I Learned From My Hens

Wake up early, stay busy,
rest when you need to, but
always stay alert.
Visit your favorite places
each day.
Scratch out a living.
Routine is good.
Plump is good.
Don't ponder your purpose in
life - your brain is too small.
Accept the pecking order and
know your enemies.
Weed your garden.
Protect your children fiercely
- sit on them if you need to.
Take them for walks, show them the little things and
talk constantly.
Make a nice nest.
Share it with friends.
Brag on your accomplishments.
Don't count your chicks before
they hatch.
Protect your nest egg.
Test your wings once in a while.
Squawk when necessary.
As you age, demand respect.
Leave a little something for those who
care about you.
Chase butterflies.
--
Peace!
Om

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a Son of a bitch"
-- Jack Nicholson

OmManiPadmeOmelet wrote

> All I Need To Know In LIfe I Learned From My Hens
>
> ...
> Chase butterflies.

Best RFC post ever, thanks
--
Vilco
Think pink, drink rose'

OmManiPadmeOmelet > writes:

>Don't ponder your purpose in
>life - your brain is too small.

Ha.

>Chase butterflies.

But my brain is small. Butterflies tease me.

Stacia

In article >,
"Vilco" > wrote:

> OmManiPadmeOmelet wrote
>
> > All I Need To Know In LIfe I Learned From My Hens
> >
> > ...
> > Chase butterflies.
>
> Best RFC post ever, thanks

Thanks! :-)
--
Peace!
Om

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a Son of a bitch"
-- Jack Nicholson

In article >,
(Stacia) wrote:

> OmManiPadmeOmelet > writes:
>
> >Don't ponder your purpose in
> >life - your brain is too small.
>
> Ha.
>
> >Chase butterflies.
>
> But my brain is small. Butterflies tease me.
>
> Stacia

;-)

I've watched chickens (and emus!) chase butterflies.
It's hilarious...
--
Peace!
Om

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a Son of a bitch"
-- Jack Nicholson

OmManiPadmeOmelet wrote:
> All I Need To Know In LIfe I Learned From My Hens

<snip>
Love it!
-L.

In article .com>,
"-L." > wrote:

> OmManiPadmeOmelet wrote:
> > All I Need To Know In LIfe I Learned From My Hens
>
> <snip>
> Love it!
> -L.

:-)
--
Peace!
Om

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a Son of a bitch"
-- Jack Nicholson