Well, it _does_ involve food... ;-)

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**************************** LIVING WILL FORM


I, _____ (your name) _________, being of sound mind and body,
do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means.

Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of
pinhead politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if
their lives depended on it.* Nor in the hands of lawyers/doctors
who are interested simply in running up the bills.

If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least
one of the following:

* * * * Bloody Mary,
* * * * Margarita,
* * * * Strawberry Dacquiri,
* * * * Apple Martini,
* * * * Gin and Tonic,
* * * * steak,
* * * * lobster, shrimp or crab legs,
* * * * pizza,
* * * * the remote control,
* * * * bowl of ice cream,
* * * * my computer,
* * * * chocolate,
* * * * or sex

....it should be presumed that I won't ever get better. When such a
determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person
and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and
call it a day.

At this point, it is time to call a New Orleans Jazz Funeral Band
to come do their thing at my funeral, and ask all of my friends to
raise their glasses to toast the good times we have had.

Signatu**___________________________

Date: ___________________________

I also hear that in Ireland they have a Nursing Home with a Pub.
The patients are happier and they have a lot more visitors.

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--
Peace!
Om

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a Son of a bitch"
-- Jack Nicholson

Oh my gawd - that is so funny! Kind of reminds me of when we executed
one of our last prisoners. The news media published his last meal, and
it had lobster, mashed potatoes, and Diet Coke. I never quite
understood that "Diet Coke" thing as part of a last meal. I guess he
was hoping for clemancy clear up to the last.

Myrl

OmManiPadmeOmelet wrote:

>
> If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least
> one of the following:
>
> Bloody Mary,
> Margarita,
> Strawberry Dacquiri,
> Apple Martini,
> Gin and Tonic,
> steak,
> lobster, shrimp or crab legs,
> pizza,
> the remote control,
> bowl of ice cream,
> my computer,
> chocolate,
> or sex
>
LOL. Shrimp would be on the top of my list, tho'

Nice one, Om.


--
Cheers
Chatty Cathy

In article om>,
wrote:

> Oh my gawd - that is so funny! Kind of reminds me of when we executed
> one of our last prisoners. The news media published his last meal, and
> it had lobster, mashed potatoes, and Diet Coke. I never quite
> understood that "Diet Coke" thing as part of a last meal. I guess he
> was hoping for clemancy clear up to the last.
>
> Myrl

I've seen websites on prisoner last meals....
It's interesting reading.
--
Peace!
Om

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a Son of a bitch"
-- Jack Nicholson

In article >,
Chatty Cathy > wrote:

> OmManiPadmeOmelet wrote:
>
> >
> > If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least
> > one of the following:
> >
> > Bloody Mary,
> > Margarita,
> > Strawberry Dacquiri,
> > Apple Martini,
> > Gin and Tonic,
> > steak,
> > lobster, shrimp or crab legs,
> > pizza,
> > the remote control,
> > bowl of ice cream,
> > my computer,
> > chocolate,
> > or sex
> >
> LOL. Shrimp would be on the top of my list, tho'

Ditto here. :-) I like it even better than crab.

>
> Nice one, Om.

Thanks!

I need to do more of these, but I want to try to keep them mostly on
topic. There is actually quite a bit of "food humor" out there. <G>
--
Peace!
Om

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a Son of a bitch"
-- Jack Nicholson

In article 1>,
"Michael \"Dog3\" Lonergan" > wrote:

> OmManiPadmeOmelet > news:Omelet-
> :
>
> > Well, it _does_ involve food... ;-)
> >
> > <>x<<;;__;;>>x<<;;__;;>>x<<;;__;;>>x<<;;__;;>>x<<; ;__;;>>x<>
> >
> >
> > **************************** LIVING WILL FORM
> >
> >
> > I, _____ (your name) _________, being of sound mind and body,
> > do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means.
>
> I have this in a living will but thanks to my lover and family it was never
> enforced. If I had DNR (Do not resucitate) tattoed on my chest I'd be
> dead.

Nurses joke about doing just that all the time. ;-)

>
> Ob Food:
>
> Lunch was ramen with left over roast chop, veggies and whatever else I
> could find. Dinner might be a chuck roast I did not grind up.

Ramen is a great leftover disposal dish!

>
> Michael <- can you tell I'm bored
--
Peace!
Om

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a Son of a bitch"
-- Jack Nicholson

"OmManiPadmeOmelet" > wrote in message
...
> Well, it _does_ involve food... ;-)
>
> <>x<<;;__;;>>x<<;;__;;>>x<<;;__;;>>x<<;;__;;>>x<<; ;__;;>>x<>
>
>
> LIVING WILL FORM
>
>
> I, _____ (your name) _________, being of sound mind and body,
> do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means.
>
> Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of
> pinhead politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if
> their lives depended on it. Nor in the hands of lawyers/doctors
> who are interested simply in running up the bills.
>
> If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least
> one of the following:
>
> Bloody Mary,
> Margarita,
> Strawberry Dacquiri,
> Apple Martini,
> Gin and Tonic,
> steak,
> lobster, shrimp or crab legs,
> pizza,
> the remote control,
> bowl of ice cream,
> my computer,
> chocolate,
> or sex
>
> ...it should be presumed that I won't ever get better. When such a
> determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person
> and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and
> call it a day.
>
> At this point, it is time to call a New Orleans Jazz Funeral Band
> to come do their thing at my funeral, and ask all of my friends to
> raise their glasses to toast the good times we have had.
>
> Signatu ___________________________
>
> Date: ___________________________
>
> I also hear that in Ireland they have a Nursing Home with a Pub.
> The patients are happier and they have a lot more visitors.
>
> <>x<<;;__;;>>x<<;;__;;>>x<<;;__;;>>x<<;;__;;>>x<<; ;__;;>>x<>
> --
> Peace!
> Om
> -----------

LOVE IT! Thank you for sharing - I plan to do the same.
--
Cyndi (again)