ha ha so funny wrote:

> You learn something new everyday, goes the adage. And it happens to
> be true. Was watching some old Crank Yankers clips when I came across
> this curious expression: roast beef curtains.
>
> http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...&defid=1156516
>
> http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...+beef+curtains
>
> One never stops learning.

this outta be enlightening then:
http://www.large-labia-productions.com/

La****a Jackson wrote:

> What most men don't understand is that a woman's sexual feelings are
> in the lower part of the vagina and in the pussy lips and above all
> her clit. In other words, in the vulva mostly. Guys are all about
> size, thinking they need a 20 foot pole to make a woman happy. The
> vagina is only about 4-6 inches deep. Anything bigger than that and
> you hurt her (unless she's a porn actress I suppose). So guys, stop
> thinking about thrusting your cock deeply into her as if you're
> driving a bridge pylon into the ocean floor, and start thinking more
> along the lines of showering her pussy lips with lots of attention and
> working her clit real well. That's how to make a woman *** over and
> over again and make her go wild and tell all her friends about you.

That's just what she tells you dude.

--
Rockboy

I don't care what you say
I'm tired of ****ing you anyway

La****a Jackson wrote:

> Sacre Bleu > wrote:
>
>
>>ha ha so funny wrote:
>>
>>
>>>You learn something new everyday, goes the adage. And it happens to
>>>be true. Was watching some old Crank Yankers clips when I came across
>>>this curious expression: roast beef curtains.
>>>
>>>http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...&defid=1156516
>>>
>>>http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...+beef+curtains
>>>
>>>One never stops learning.
>>
>>this outta be enlightening then:
>>http://www.large-labia-productions.com/
>
>
> What most men don't understand is that a woman's sexual feelings are
> in the lower part of the vagina and in the pussy lips and above all
> her clit. In other words, in the vulva mostly. Guys are all about
> size, thinking they need a 20 foot pole to make a woman happy. The
> vagina is only about 4-6 inches deep. Anything bigger than that and
> you hurt her (unless she's a porn actress I suppose). So guys, stop
> thinking about thrusting your cock deeply into her as if you're
> driving a bridge pylon into the ocean floor, and start thinking more
> along the lines of showering her pussy lips with lots of attention and
> working her clit real well. That's how to make a woman *** over and
> over again and make her go wild and tell all her friends about you.

I gotta technique that seems to works on well-endowed **** flap chicks.
Using lots of lube, stretch out those flaps, wrap 'em around your cock,
hold them in place with a fist and start strokin'. Extends the channel a
few inches for added pleasure. A vibrator up her bum is a nice touch to.

Alright boys, get to work.


ps - gotta love the x-posting lineup of this thread!

You mean I shouldn't make it come out of her mouth ?????

La****a Jackson wrote:

> Sacre Bleu > wrote:
>
> >ha ha so funny wrote:
> >
> >> You learn something new everyday, goes the adage. And it happens to
> >> be true. Was watching some old Crank Yankers clips when I came across
> >> this curious expression: roast beef curtains.
> >>
> >> http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...&defid=1156516
> >>
> >> http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...+beef+curtains
> >>
> >> One never stops learning.
> >
> >this outta be enlightening then:
> >http://www.large-labia-productions.com/
>
> What most men don't understand is that a woman's sexual feelings are
> in the lower part of the vagina and in the pussy lips and above all
> her clit. In other words, in the vulva mostly. Guys are all about
> size, thinking they need a 20 foot pole to make a woman happy. The
> vagina is only about 4-6 inches deep. Anything bigger than that and
> you hurt her (unless she's a porn actress I suppose). So guys, stop
> thinking about thrusting your cock deeply into her as if you're
> driving a bridge pylon into the ocean floor, and start thinking more
> along the lines of showering her pussy lips with lots of attention and
> working her clit real well. That's how to make a woman *** over and
> over again and make her go wild and tell all her friends about you.

La****a Jackson > wrote:
> So guys, stop thinking about thrusting your cock deeply
> into her as if you're driving a bridge pylon into the ocean floor,

No.

-Poot

Remember, a refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull the meat out of it
..................... HA HA ; - )

Poot Rootbeer wrote:

> La****a Jackson > wrote:
> > So guys, stop thinking about thrusting your cock deeply
> > into her as if you're driving a bridge pylon into the ocean floor,
>
> No.
>
> -Poot

http://freespace.virgin.net/nigel.nicholson/lips.gif

Poot Rootbeer wrote:

> La****a Jackson > wrote:
> > So guys, stop thinking about thrusting your cock deeply
> > into her as if you're driving a bridge pylon into the ocean floor,
>
> No.
>
> -Poot