say you know a troll you want to roast
how exactly would you go about it

how much liquid should I add to my vat

how do you feel about eye of newt?

TIA

"mob-barley" > wrote in message
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> say you know a troll you want to roast
> how exactly would you go about it

I am not sure but I know how to braise one.

Come here, Mob, I have run you a nice hot bath with fragrant herbs.



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cybercat wrote:
> "mob-barley" > wrote in message
> ups.com...
> > say you know a troll you want to roast
> > how exactly would you go about it
>
> I am not sure but I know how to braise one.
>
> Come here, Mob, I have run you a nice hot bath with fragrant herbs.

but it's so hot in there

mmmmm

something smells really good, it's a little earthy smelling, but I must
say.. you got my nose open

what's cooking doc?

"projectile vomit chick" > wrote in message
news
> On 14 Aug 2006 11:39:20 -0700, in rec.food.cooking, "mob-barley"
> > hit the crackpipe and declared:
> >
> >cybercat wrote:
> >> "mob-barley" > wrote in message
> >> ups.com...
> >> > say you know a troll you want to roast
> >> > how exactly would you go about it
> >>
> >> I am not sure but I know how to braise one.
> >>
> >> Come here, Mob, I have run you a nice hot bath with fragrant herbs.
> >
> >but it's so hot in there
> >
> >mmmmm
> >
> >something smells really good, it's a little earthy smelling, but I must
> >say.. you got my nose open
> >
> >what's cooking doc?
>
> Get a room, or take your cyber-****ing to email.
>
> --

I knew we could make you say that.

"mob-barley" > wrote in message
ps.com...
>
> cybercat wrote:
> > "mob-barley" > wrote in message
> > ups.com...
> > > say you know a troll you want to roast
> > > how exactly would you go about it
> >
> > I am not sure but I know how to braise one.
> >
> > Come here, Mob, I have run you a nice hot bath with fragrant herbs.
>
> but it's so hot in there

It's good for you. Get you nice and tender.

>
> mmmmm
>
> something smells really good, it's a little earthy smelling, but I must
> say.. you got my nose open
>
> what's cooking doc?
>
Onions and savory herbs. Turn around now, let's just brush you with some oil
and roll you in pepper.
*poke* Oh, my, you are a healthy young specimen, not much fat but plump
enough. Now then, let me just truss your arms behind you. Sit down
crosslegged and I will secure your ankles. (Just so your err, bath gets to
all parts of you evenly, you wouldn't want your legs to get too hot before
the rest of you is heated through, now would you?)

*tossing a bay leaf into the tub*

"mob-barley" > wrote in message
ups.com...
> say you know a troll you want to roast
> how exactly would you go about it
>
> how much liquid should I add to my vat
>
> how do you feel about eye of newt?

No water. Hot oil.

Mordechai Housman wrote:

> No water. Hot oil.

what kind of oil
different oil have a different breaking point
I want the hottest oil possible

cybercat wrote:

> Onions and savory herbs. Turn around now, let's just brush you with some oil
> and roll you in pepper.
> *poke* Oh, my, you are a healthy young specimen, not much fat but plump
> enough. Now then, let me just truss your arms behind you. Sit down
> crosslegged and I will secure your ankles. (Just so your err, bath gets to
> all parts of you evenly, you wouldn't want your legs to get too hot before
> the rest of you is heated through, now would you?)
>
> *tossing a bay leaf into the tub*

oh kay

<snuggling down into the savory mixture up to my eyes, peeking across
the small sea of floating herbs and spices, a single bay leaf drifts
past my nose>

you're so kind to fix me up like this
nobody has ever been so nice


<one hour later>

uh... I think this is enough, Im getting really pruned here

hellooooooo...

projectile vomit chick wrote:

> Get a room, or take your cyber-****ing to email.


how's it hangin doc?

"mob-barley" > wrote in message
ups.com...
>
> Mordechai Housman wrote:
>
>> No water. Hot oil.
>
> what kind of oil
> different oil have a different breaking point
> I want the hottest oil possible

I think to know what oil to use, you have to consider the desired
effect. Do you want to make his skin red, or do you want his skin to
break out into great, oozing sores? Do you want to kill him quickly, or
have him suffer first for a few days?

These considerations are important.

Mordechai Housman wrote:

> I think to know what oil to use, you have to consider the desired
> effect. Do you want to make his skin red, or do you want his skin to
> break out into great, oozing sores? Do you want to kill him quickly, or
> have him suffer first for a few days?
>
> These considerations are important.

I want a textured shell, I want them to stay alive as long as possilbe
so much they will smell themselves cooking.. and think to themselves..
hmmm, this smells good, I sure am getting hungry.

"mob-barley" > wrote in message
oups.com...
>
> Mordechai Housman wrote:
>
> > I think to know what oil to use, you have to consider the desired
> > effect. Do you want to make his skin red, or do you want his skin to
> > break out into great, oozing sores? Do you want to kill him quickly, or
> > have him suffer first for a few days?
> >
> > These considerations are important.
>
> I want a textured shell, I want them to stay alive as long as possilbe
> so much they will smell themselves cooking.. and think to themselves..
> hmmm, this smells good, I sure am getting hungry.
>

Hannibal! Where you been?



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"mob-barley" > wrote in message
ps.com...
>
> cybercat wrote:
> > "mob-barley" > wrote in message
> > ups.com...
> > > say you know a troll you want to roast
> > > how exactly would you go about it
> >
> > I am not sure but I know how to braise one.
> >
> > Come here, Mob, I have run you a nice hot bath with fragrant herbs.
>
> but it's so hot in there
>
> mmmmm
>
> something smells really good, it's a little earthy smelling, but I must
> say.. you got my nose open
>
> what's cooking doc?
>

Channelling Bugs Bunny and his adventures with the cannibal are we?
-ginny

mob-barley > wrote:
>say you know a troll you want to roast
>how exactly would you go about it

Tell you to climb in the oven and turn on the gas.

Then blow out the pilot light.

--Blair

Blair P. Houghton wrote:
> mob-barley > wrote:
> >say you know a troll you want to roast
> >how exactly would you go about it
>
> Tell you to climb in the oven and turn on the gas.

nah that's to natzi

On 14 Aug 2006 14:31:56 -0700, mob-barley > wrote
in oups.com>:

> Mordechai Housman wrote:
>
>> No water. Hot oil.
>
> what kind of oil
> different oil have a different breaking point
> I want the hottest oil possible

Used motor oil.

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Talpus Grumpus