"OmManiPadmeOmelet" > wrote in message
news
> In article . com>,
> "lubricant" > wrote:
>
> > JoeSpareBedroom wrote:
> >
> > > Business usually isn't so good around trailer parks.
> >
> > so ill be a crack critic
> >
> > "We tried out trailer #5 last night, woah!
> >
> <snipped hilarious essay>
> >
> > Loobie
>
> Hee! Looks like you _can_ write when you want to!
> Very creative......
> --

Loobie is a genius. His posts are IQ tests. I can tell a lot by
how people respond to him. For example, you could belong
to Mensa, but you wouldn't because you know that using your
alleged Intelligence Quotient as a status symbol is heinously
bad form. Way to go.

"lubricant" > wrote in message
ups.com...
> stabbed his palm
> with a 10 dollar bill

I particularly like this line.

"Mark Thorson" > wrote in message
...
> Andy wrote:
> >
> > You wanna be a food critic and yet you don't know shit from shinola!
>
> If he were a good writer, that wouldn't necessarily be
> fatal to his proposal.
>
> However, not being a good writer is determining,
> no matter what other skills he may have.

You clearly define "good writer" as someone with passable
punctuation and grammar.

Very pedestrian. True geniuses don't take the time to dot "i's" and
cross "t's."

Any secretary would fit the bill for you. Or any run-of-the-mill
editor. He who cannot, and so he edits. Everyone can be a
critic. And anyone.

I define a "good writer" as someone with excellent descriptive
skills, an observant mind and eye, a drive to express, and the
courage to be creative. A good story teller is something else.

Then there are literary writers.

Stephen King is a good story teller.

Anne Rice is a literary writer who is also a best seller writer,
which is rare.

And no matter what, everyone needs an editor.

One excellent piece of advice: it is probably best not to criticize
that which you do not understand.

Another: free your mind, your ass will follow.

"JoeSpareBedroom" > wrote in message
...
> "lubricant" > wrote in message
> ups.com...
> >
> > jay wrote:
> >
> >> EVERYONE is a food critic, unless they get nutrition through a tube.
Now
> >> the money part is supply and demand ... plenty supply of critics not
much
> >> demand. Stick to bootlegging. :~P
> >
> > well just for the smell of it
> > where would a fella start
> >
> > seems like publishers play a part
> >
> > I would think demographics play a part
> >
> > (it's not like we have new restaurants opening around here)
> >
>
> Business usually isn't so good around trailer parks.
>

You know what?

You are an asshole.

I bet you know that already.

I was going to give reasons why you are an asshole, but there are so many
.....

You are just not worth the breathe ... the keystrokes ... it would take to
tell you.

"cybercat" > wrote in message
...
>
> "Mark Thorson" > wrote in message
> ...
>> Andy wrote:
>> >
>> > You wanna be a food critic and yet you don't know shit from shinola!
>>
>> If he were a good writer, that wouldn't necessarily be
>> fatal to his proposal.
>>
>> However, not being a good writer is determining,
>> no matter what other skills he may have.
>
> You clearly define "good writer" as someone with passable
> punctuation and grammar.
>
> Very pedestrian. True geniuses don't take the time to dot "i's" and
> cross "t's."
>
> Any secretary would fit the bill for you. Or any run-of-the-mill
> editor. He who cannot, and so he edits. Everyone can be a
> critic. And anyone.
>
> I define a "good writer" as someone with excellent descriptive
> skills, an observant mind and eye, a drive to express, and the
> courage to be creative. A good story teller is something else.

A good writer is cognizant of the rules of language being used, and is
capable of following those rules, or bending them when it serves the purpose
of the thing being written. Mark Twain was a perfect example. The OP of this
thread does not fit this category.

"cybercat" > wrote in message
...
>
> "JoeSpareBedroom" > wrote in message
> ...
>> "lubricant" > wrote in message
>> ups.com...
>> >
>> > jay wrote:
>> >
>> >> EVERYONE is a food critic, unless they get nutrition through a tube.
> Now
>> >> the money part is supply and demand ... plenty supply of critics not
> much
>> >> demand. Stick to bootlegging. :~P
>> >
>> > well just for the smell of it
>> > where would a fella start
>> >
>> > seems like publishers play a part
>> >
>> > I would think demographics play a part
>> >
>> > (it's not like we have new restaurants opening around here)
>> >
>>
>> Business usually isn't so good around trailer parks.
>>
>
> You know what?
>
> You are an asshole.
>
> I bet you know that already.
>
> I was going to give reasons why you are an asshole, but there are so many

I'm sure it seems that way to you, any time someone points out something
you'd rather pretend didn't exist. This permits you to sleep peacefully.

http://www.fabjob.com/foodwriter.asp

"JoeSpareBedroom" > wrote in message
...
> "cybercat" > wrote in message
> ...
> >
> > "Mark Thorson" > wrote in message
> > ...
> >> Andy wrote:
> >> >
> >> > You wanna be a food critic and yet you don't know shit from shinola!
> >>
> >> If he were a good writer, that wouldn't necessarily be
> >> fatal to his proposal.
> >>
> >> However, not being a good writer is determining,
> >> no matter what other skills he may have.
> >
> > You clearly define "good writer" as someone with passable
> > punctuation and grammar.
> >
> > Very pedestrian. True geniuses don't take the time to dot "i's" and
> > cross "t's."
> >
> > Any secretary would fit the bill for you. Or any run-of-the-mill
> > editor. He who cannot, and so he edits. Everyone can be a
> > critic. And anyone.
> >
> > I define a "good writer" as someone with excellent descriptive
> > skills, an observant mind and eye, a drive to express, and the
> > courage to be creative. A good story teller is something else.
>
> A good writer is cognizant of the rules of language being used, and is
> capable of following those rules, or bending them when it serves the
purpose
> of the thing being written. Mark Twain was a perfect example. The OP of
this
> thread does not fit this category.
>
>

Cummings, as in Edward Estlin, was a better example of a fine literary
writer. Twain was a wit and a story teller.

Meanwhile, if you have that stick removed from up your ass it would be
easier for you to hump my posts.

"cybercat" > wrote in message
...
>
> "JoeSpareBedroom" > wrote in message
> ...
>> "cybercat" > wrote in message
>> ...
>> >
>> > "Mark Thorson" > wrote in message
>> > ...
>> >> Andy wrote:
>> >> >
>> >> > You wanna be a food critic and yet you don't know shit from shinola!
>> >>
>> >> If he were a good writer, that wouldn't necessarily be
>> >> fatal to his proposal.
>> >>
>> >> However, not being a good writer is determining,
>> >> no matter what other skills he may have.
>> >
>> > You clearly define "good writer" as someone with passable
>> > punctuation and grammar.
>> >
>> > Very pedestrian. True geniuses don't take the time to dot "i's" and
>> > cross "t's."
>> >
>> > Any secretary would fit the bill for you. Or any run-of-the-mill
>> > editor. He who cannot, and so he edits. Everyone can be a
>> > critic. And anyone.
>> >
>> > I define a "good writer" as someone with excellent descriptive
>> > skills, an observant mind and eye, a drive to express, and the
>> > courage to be creative. A good story teller is something else.
>>
>> A good writer is cognizant of the rules of language being used, and is
>> capable of following those rules, or bending them when it serves the
> purpose
>> of the thing being written. Mark Twain was a perfect example. The OP of
> this
>> thread does not fit this category.
>>
>>
>
> Cummings, as in Edward Estlin, was a better example of a fine literary
> writer. Twain was a wit and a story teller.
>
> Meanwhile, if you have that stick removed from up your ass it would be
> easier for you to hump my posts.
>
>

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz................

In article >,
"kilikini" > wrote:

> "OmManiPadmeOmelet" > wrote in message
> news
> > In article >,
> > "kilikini" > wrote:
> >
> > > "notbob" > wrote in message
> > > ...
> > > > On 2006-08-29, lubricant > wrote:
> > > > > i want to eat for a living
> > > >
> > > > Who doesn't?
> > >
> > > Believe it or not, I'm not that into food. I love to talk about food, I
> > > love to plan a menu, I love to cook, but I'd rather not eat. How weird
> is
> > > that?
> > >
> > > kili
> >
> > That's actually been brought up before. ;-)
> > I can spend a couple of hours preparing an elaborate meal, then not be
> > interested in eating it sometimes...
> >
> > Weird perhaps, but not uncommon.
> > --
>
> I think it's because you get tired of smelling what you're cooking, I dunno.
> I'll spend hours cooking, as well, and not eat a bite. My favorite time to
> eat (my only time, really) is about 11 am and then it's usually leftovers,
> or a bowl of steamed veggies, ramen noodles, soup, a potato and then I'm
> done for the day. I always make a full meal for my husband in the evening,
> though. I just don't eat it.
>
> kili

I understand... :-)

I'll often take time to prepare a really nice meal for dad, but 'nosh on
leftovers while I'm doing it.

He also likes some stuff sometimes that I don't care for, but I'll make
it for him anyhoo and make something else (simpler) for myself.

Gotta care for the men in our lives, be they husbands or dad's eh? <G>
--
Peace!
Om

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a Son of a bitch"
-- Jack Nicholson

In article >,
"Virginia Tadrzynski" > wrote:

> > That's actually been brought up before. ;-)
> > I can spend a couple of hours preparing an elaborate meal, then not be
> > interested in eating it sometimes...
> >
> > Weird perhaps, but not uncommon.
>
> best diets i ever was on were when I worked in food service. After putting
> in 8+ hours prepping food, I wanted little to do with it after work.
> -ginny


<lol> I understand completely....... ;-D
--
Peace!
Om

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a Son of a bitch"
-- Jack Nicholson

In article >, "cybercat" >
wrote:

> "OmManiPadmeOmelet" > wrote in message
> news
> > In article . com>,
> > "lubricant" > wrote:
> >
> > > JoeSpareBedroom wrote:
> > >
> > > > Business usually isn't so good around trailer parks.
> > >
> > > so ill be a crack critic
> > >
> > > "We tried out trailer #5 last night, woah!
> > >
> > <snipped hilarious essay>
> > >
> > > Loobie
> >
> > Hee! Looks like you _can_ write when you want to!
> > Very creative......
> > --
>
> Loobie is a genius. His posts are IQ tests. I can tell a lot by
> how people respond to him. For example, you could belong
> to Mensa, but you wouldn't because you know that using your
> alleged Intelligence Quotient as a status symbol is heinously
> bad form. Way to go.

<G>

Why thank you!
Very perceptive........
--
Peace!
Om

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a Son of a bitch"
-- Jack Nicholson

In article >,
"cybercat" > wrote:

> One excellent piece of advice: it is probably best not to criticize
> that which you do not understand.
>
> Another: free your mind, your ass will follow.

ROFL!!!

Sweet. ;-D
--
Peace!
Om

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a Son of a bitch"
-- Jack Nicholson

"OmManiPadmeOmelet" > wrote in message
news
> In article >,
> "cybercat" > wrote:
>
> > One excellent piece of advice: it is probably best not to criticize
> > that which you do not understand.
> >
> > Another: free your mind, your ass will follow.
>
> ROFL!!!
>
> Sweet. ;-D
> --

Stolen from a Funkadelic (George Clinton, later Parliament) song from the
1970s!




--
Posted via a free Usenet account from http://www.teranews.com

In article >,
"JoeSpareBedroom" > wrote:

> > I define a "good writer" as someone with excellent descriptive
> > skills, an observant mind and eye, a drive to express, and the
> > courage to be creative. A good story teller is something else.
>
> A good writer is cognizant of the rules of language being used, and is
> capable of following those rules, or bending them when it serves the purpose
> of the thing being written. Mark Twain was a perfect example. The OP of this
> thread does not fit this category.

Don't be so hasty......... ;-)
--
Peace!
Om

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a Son of a bitch"
-- Jack Nicholson

"OmManiPadmeOmelet" > wrote in message
news
> In article >,
> "JoeSpareBedroom" > wrote:
>
>> > I define a "good writer" as someone with excellent descriptive
>> > skills, an observant mind and eye, a drive to express, and the
>> > courage to be creative. A good story teller is something else.
>>
>> A good writer is cognizant of the rules of language being used, and is
>> capable of following those rules, or bending them when it serves the
>> purpose
>> of the thing being written. Mark Twain was a perfect example. The OP of
>> this
>> thread does not fit this category.
>
> Don't be so hasty......... ;-)
> --
> Peace!
> Om

If it changed its writing style, it was trolling to begin with. All previous
conclusions remain the same.

JoeSpareBedroom wrote:

> If it changed its writing style, it was trolling to begin with. All previous
> conclusions remain the same.

what's wrong Joe, flunk out of food critic shcool cause you can't
write?

youi can always put in an application to be my editor

"lubricant" > wrote in message
ups.com...
>
> JoeSpareBedroom wrote:
>
>> If it changed its writing style, it was trolling to begin with. All
>> previous
>> conclusions remain the same.
>
> what's wrong Joe, flunk out of food critic shcool cause you can't
> write?
>
> youi can always put in an application to be my editor
>

Right. shcool.

In article >,
"JoeSpareBedroom" > wrote:

> "OmManiPadmeOmelet" > wrote in message
> news
> > In article >,
> > "JoeSpareBedroom" > wrote:
> >
> >> > I define a "good writer" as someone with excellent descriptive
> >> > skills, an observant mind and eye, a drive to express, and the
> >> > courage to be creative. A good story teller is something else.
> >>
> >> A good writer is cognizant of the rules of language being used, and is
> >> capable of following those rules, or bending them when it serves the
> >> purpose
> >> of the thing being written. Mark Twain was a perfect example. The OP of
> >> this
> >> thread does not fit this category.
> >
> > Don't be so hasty......... ;-)
> > --
> > Peace!
> > Om
>
> If it changed its writing style, it was trolling to begin with. All previous
> conclusions remain the same.

You do not know him from other lists.......

Change perspective for a moment in time.
Sometimes a weed produces the most beautiful blooms.
--
Peace!
Om

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a Son of a bitch"
-- Jack Nicholson

"OmManiPadmeOmelet" > wrote

> Sometimes a weed produces the most beautiful blooms.

Ah, but a weed is something that grows where you don't
want it to.

nancy

"OmManiPadmeOmelet" > wrote in message
news
> In article >,
> "JoeSpareBedroom" > wrote:
>
>> "OmManiPadmeOmelet" > wrote in message
>> news
>> > In article >,
>> > "JoeSpareBedroom" > wrote:
>> >
>> >> > I define a "good writer" as someone with excellent descriptive
>> >> > skills, an observant mind and eye, a drive to express, and the
>> >> > courage to be creative. A good story teller is something else.
>> >>
>> >> A good writer is cognizant of the rules of language being used, and is
>> >> capable of following those rules, or bending them when it serves the
>> >> purpose
>> >> of the thing being written. Mark Twain was a perfect example. The OP
>> >> of
>> >> this
>> >> thread does not fit this category.
>> >
>> > Don't be so hasty......... ;-)
>> > --
>> > Peace!
>> > Om
>>
>> If it changed its writing style, it was trolling to begin with. All
>> previous
>> conclusions remain the same.
>
> You do not know him from other lists.......
>
> Change perspective for a moment in time.
> Sometimes a weed produces the most beautiful blooms.
> --
> Peace!
> Om

It's bad enough the special bus dropped off that moron in the White House, a
child who sets a hideous example for the rest of the country's children, in
terms of language. We don't need it here, too.

lubricant, after taking an infinite amount of time, finally, on 29 Aug
2006, typed out:

> i want to eat for a living
> does a food critic make good money?

Nope, but they don't die of starvation!

Andy
Food critic since Day 1, and STILL KICKIN'.

lubricant wrote:
> i want to eat for a living
> does a food critic make good money?
>
> I think I know what good food and service is
>
> for example, this pizza Im eating right now sux
> but Ill need another slice to be sure

Well, having professional writing skills is half the battle.

ke8yy wrote:
> lubricant wrote:
> > i want to eat for a living
> > does a food critic make good money?
> >
> > I think I know what good food and service is
> >
> > for example, this pizza Im eating right now sux
> > but Ill need another slice to be sure
>
> Well, having professional writing skills is half the battle.


And giving up your fulltime job as a Usenet troll would help too,
BARRY.

http://groups.google.com/groups/prof...GmAJbX05nZ-8fQ

In article >,
"Nancy Young" > wrote:

> "OmManiPadmeOmelet" > wrote
>
> > Sometimes a weed produces the most beautiful blooms.
>
> Ah, but a weed is something that grows where you don't
> want it to.
>
> nancy

True, initially, but since I've gotten into xeriscaping, I've developed
an appreciation for "weeds". ;-)
--
Peace!
Om

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a Son of a bitch"
-- Jack Nicholson

On Wed, 30 Aug 2006 13:08:22 -0700, Mrs. Dash must die wrote:

> ke8yy wrote:
>> lubricant wrote:
>> > i want to eat for a living
>> > does a food critic make good money?
>> >
>> > I think I know what good food and service is
>> >
>> > for example, this pizza Im eating right now sux
>> > but Ill need another slice to be sure
>>
>> Well, having professional writing skills is half the battle.
>
>
> And giving up your fulltime job as a Usenet troll would help too,
> BARRY.
>
> http://groups.google.com/groups/prof...GmAJbX05nZ-8fQ



Is that sorta like this one, chungismybeyotch?

http://groups.google.com/groups/prof...X8Aco_cP2a5buQ

In article >,
"JoeSpareBedroom" > wrote:

> It's bad enough the special bus dropped off that moron in the White House,

I won't argue with that one!

> a
> child who sets a hideous example for the rest of the country's children, in
> terms of language. We don't need it here, too.

Patience.

Some children can be "educated". <G>
--
Peace!
Om

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a Son of a bitch"
-- Jack Nicholson

"OmManiPadmeOmelet" > wrote in message
news
> In article >,
> "JoeSpareBedroom" > wrote:
>
>> It's bad enough the special bus dropped off that moron in the White
>> House,
>
> I won't argue with that one!
>
>> a
>> child who sets a hideous example for the rest of the country's children,
>> in
>> terms of language. We don't need it here, too.
>
> Patience.
>
> Some children can be "educated". <G>
> --
> Peace!
> Om

54%, Om. Remember the number. It's pretty dependable, and won't vary much
from one generation to the next.

In article >,
"JoeSpareBedroom" > wrote:

> "OmManiPadmeOmelet" > wrote in message
> news
> > In article >,
> > "JoeSpareBedroom" > wrote:
> >
> >> It's bad enough the special bus dropped off that moron in the White
> >> House,
> >
> > I won't argue with that one!
> >
> >> a
> >> child who sets a hideous example for the rest of the country's children,
> >> in
> >> terms of language. We don't need it here, too.
> >
> > Patience.
> >
> > Some children can be "educated". <G>
>
> 54%, Om. Remember the number. It's pretty dependable, and won't vary much
> from one generation to the next.

Still better than a half chance. :-)

As far as the whitehouse goes tho', I've given up hope and am just
marking time... <sigh>

Personally, I found the "crack trailer" essay to be very entertaining.
;-) I'm betting it's pretty accurate.
--
Peace!
Om

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a Son of a bitch"
-- Jack Nicholson

JoeSpareBedroom wrote:

> > you can always put in an application to be my editor
> >
>
> Right. shcool.

no problem, I can train you

it's pretty simple really

my goal is to write like someone might talk
and NEVER NEVERNEVERuse the phrase "and too"

I'll be sure to bring you my doggie bag after each fine meal

one of my goals is to compliment the readers intellect, if you write
straight forward enough you don't have to write in complete sentences,
complete sentences lend to redundancy, redundancy leads to a dumber
class of readers.

just make sure the mother****er flows alright, and above all, do insist
on some tongue and cheek phrasing, like last nights review... crack
critic, anorexic alcoholic,
a picture of Jesus with the eyes that light up... see how velvety that
phrase is..

even crack critic had a crispness to it.. anorexic alcoholic.. makes
you feel metallic and buzzy..

tongue and cheek

never use trendy buzz words, any literate ass hole can plagiarize

WE ARE THE TREND, WE...

set the trend, it's simple

my writing forces a souls un-divided attention, it is somewhat
un-predictable
hopefully interesting enough to want to continue.. but written in the
common language so as to be grossly understood

you're goin be alright, stick around, Ill teach you how

it's like an old cow chewing her cud, yule get it..

lmao

if you're gonna turn a corner with your words you may as well turn
three,
people like it. Many good things come in three, it takes a simpleton to
only turn 2 corners...

if Im going to make it to my goal, if Im going to make it to my chair
in time, if we're going to eat good for FREE, brother we got to move in
threes.

Four can be a bore, it's too far to carry the average reader.

You writing this down? It don't matter, you're gonna eat sleep and
breathe this new language, this new literary form, this NEW FANTABULOUS
FABRICATION , A STUPENDOOOUUUUS PERPETRATION..remember we are raising
the bar, we don't need anyones approval, that's part of the approval
pro-cess.

What's worse than someone asking "am I cool?" HELL NO! IF YOU GOTTA
ASK, THEN NO! YOU AIN'T EVEN CLOSE TO BEING COOL.

same idea only food reviews.

nobody thinks in complete sentences, you actually write what people are
thinking.

in doing this, you place the reader closer to your encounter, it is a
more personal read. remember, you compliment the readers intelligence
by being straight forward, by not necessarily moving in complete
sentences, because no-one thinks in complete sentences.

I could share more right now, but I'd have to charge you.

In article .com>,
"lubricant" > wrote:

> I could share more right now, but I'd have to charge you.

Just out of sheer curiosity, what do you do for a living?
--
Peace!
Om

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a Son of a bitch"
-- Jack Nicholson

OmManiPadmeOmelet wrote:
> In article .com>,
> "lubricant" > wrote:
>
> > I could share more right now, but I'd have to charge you.
>
> Just out of sheer curiosity, what do you do for a living?

I work for a large television network, my job is to **** people off on
usenet

we steal their comeback flames and use them on our day-time soaps

you know that line that says.. "Margaret! You don't touch me anymore!"

that was me! I provoked that out of someone!

We are watching "you'ins"

we are stealing are asses off

OmManiPadmeOmelet wrote:

> True, initially, but since I've gotten into xeriscaping, I've developed
> an appreciation for "weeds". ;-)

i've thought that too

I have a small lot behind my house, it's grown over with weeds.
This summer, they were all in full bloom, very beautiful large purple
blooms.

OmManiPadmeOmelet wrote:

> Personally, I found the "crack trailer" essay to be very entertaining.
> ;-) I'm betting it's pretty accurate.

oh no, not me
never touched the stuff

the closest I come to cocaine is my morning coffee

I come pre-wired, but I will smoke a blunt from time to time, just to
level out... I don't buy it, or go looking for some

I run my own construction company, but it's been a little slow this
year, sometimes I have to make the good-times last.

"jay" > wrote in message
news
> On Wed, 30 Aug 2006 13:08:22 -0700, Mrs. Dash must die wrote:
>
> > ke8yy wrote:
> >> lubricant wrote:
> >> > i want to eat for a living
> >> > does a food critic make good money?
> >> >
> >> > I think I know what good food and service is
> >> >
> >> > for example, this pizza Im eating right now sux
> >> > but Ill need another slice to be sure
> >>
> >> Well, having professional writing skills is half the battle.
> >
> >
> > And giving up your fulltime job as a Usenet troll would help too,
> > BARRY.
> >
> >
http://groups.google.com/groups/prof...GmAJbX05nZ-8fQ
>
>
>
> Is that sorta like this one, chungismybeyotch?
>
>
http://groups.google.com/groups/prof...X8Aco_cP2a5buQ

Chung is actually a short, fat, Filipina slight attendant named Benedict
Corpuz. Who is obsessed with our friend lubricant, judging from the way he
follows him around Usenet. You can see pictures of his Mama on his web site.
And Benedict in a Superman costume, just have had it specially made for
his squat fat little body.



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cybercat wrote:

> Chung is actually a short, fat, Filipina slight attendant named Benedict
> Corpuz. Who is obsessed with our friend lubricant, judging from the way he
> follows him around Usenet. You can see pictures of his Mama on his web site.
> And Benedict in a Superman costume, just have had it specially made for
> his squat fat little body.


don't forget to ramshack

http://www.benedictcorpuz.com

he exploited his entire family on the site
which is fine as his family is beautiful

however! one should not be so malicious AND hang his family out on the
net.

here he is now, this is for real...
http://www.benedictcorpuz.com/2004/May/DSC04182.jpg

In article . com>,
"lubricant" > wrote:

> OmManiPadmeOmelet wrote:
> > In article .com>,
> > "lubricant" > wrote:
> >
> > > I could share more right now, but I'd have to charge you.
> >
> > Just out of sheer curiosity, what do you do for a living?
>
> I work for a large television network, my job is to **** people off on
> usenet
>
> we steal their comeback flames and use them on our day-time soaps
>
> you know that line that says.. "Margaret! You don't touch me anymore!"
>
> that was me! I provoked that out of someone!
>
> We are watching "you'ins"
>
> we are stealing are asses off

Ookayyyyyyy... ;-)
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Peace!
Om

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a Son of a bitch"
-- Jack Nicholson

In article . com>,
"lubricant" > wrote:

> OmManiPadmeOmelet wrote:
>
> > True, initially, but since I've gotten into xeriscaping, I've developed
> > an appreciation for "weeds". ;-)
>
> i've thought that too
>
> I have a small lot behind my house, it's grown over with weeds.
> This summer, they were all in full bloom, very beautiful large purple
> blooms.

I have a large patch of evening primrose on one side of my driveway that
comes back every year... Looks like a weed patch initially until it
breaks out in nice pretty pink blossoms each spring about 2" across.

It dies back during the summer and disappears, then comes back from seed.

I'm rather fond of dandilions too.
--
Peace!
Om

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a Son of a bitch"
-- Jack Nicholson

There ought to be a song from that title, to the tune of "How Can I
Have Spring Fever (When it isn't even Spring?)"


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Dan Goodman
All political parties die at last of swallowing their own lies.
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lubricant wrote:
> cybercat wrote:
>
> > Chung is actually a short, fat, Filipina slight attendant named Benedict
> > Corpuz. Who is obsessed with our friend lubricant, judging from the way he
> > follows him around Usenet. You can see pictures of his Mama on his web site.
> > And Benedict in a Superman costume, just have had it specially made for
> > his squat fat little body.
>
>
> don't forget to ramshack
>
> http://www.benedictcorpuz.com
>
> he exploited his entire family on the site
> which is fine as his family is beautiful
>
> however! one should not be so malicious AND hang his family out on the
> net.


We've been down this road before, Barry (and assorted sockpuppets). I
actually contacted the guy that you *think* I am after you posted his
personal information on Usenet, in your first case of mistaken identity
me. Remember? That's probably how you lost your last ISP.

I, however, KNOW who you are. And you hate it.

Keep guessing, Bar.

>
> here he is now, this is for real...
> http://www.benedictcorpuz.com/2004/May/DSC04182.jpg