I'm a member of an openly cannibalistic family and
all members of my family enjoyed eating humans
for several centuries.

Your families must have been cannibalistic, too,
because the non-cannibalistic families were
killed, butchered and cooked and they were
very very tasty.

Simple. So let's continue this tradition and
cook a few vegetarians today.

P.S. : No vegans, they are only skin and
bones. Yuck! Fattening them up would
cost a fortune.