I wonder what they ate before GOD created plants, animals and humans.

Do you have recipes of ancient divine meals ?

"Eliot Coweye" > writes:

>I wonder what they ate before GOD created plants, animals and humans.

Divine semen, angelic Bartholin secretions, that sort of thing.

Lee Rudolph

Eliot Coweye wrote:

> I wonder what they ate before GOD created plants, animals and humans.
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> Do you have recipes of ancient divine meals ?



They ate politicians.

On Sat, 19 Nov 2005, Eliot Coweye wrote:

> I wonder what they ate before GOD created plants, animals and humans.
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> Do you have recipes of ancient divine meals ?

I have no idea what they ate, but I can tell you what they drank: pure
spirit. When I consider the theory of Intelligent Design, it is hard to
avoid the suspicion that any Intelligent Designer had prolonged interludes
of profound inebriation.

John Wexler
Edinburgh

Hazel wrote:
> Eliot Coweye wrote:
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>>I wonder what they ate before GOD created plants, animals and humans.
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>>Do you have recipes of ancient divine meals ?
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Tasty, but very difficult to clean.

Cheers
CJ Adams
Arte et Marte

Eliot Coweye wrote:
> I wonder what they ate before GOD created plants, animals and humans.
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> Do you have recipes of ancient divine meals ?

The Greek gods ate ambrosia and drank nectar, both before and after. No
recipes, so far as I know. Oh, and they liked sniffing the smoke of
sacrifice. After.

I just spoke about this ('Dining with the Gods') at Sotheby's New York.
No conclusions were reached ...