Hello. I will become 20 years old soon. It is said that the tune of
the skin collapses from 25 years old. What tea is effective for
maintaining cosmetics?
I need your help especially about Whitening!

"Naoko" > wrote in message
om...
> Hello. I will become 20 years old soon. It is said that the tune of
> the skin collapses from 25 years old. What tea is effective for
> maintaining cosmetics?

None. On your 25th birthday you will suddenly wrinkle up like a prune.
Just like everyone else. you may have noticed that everyone over the age of
24 is hideously wrinkled.

> I need your help especially about Whitening!

What about whitening? What do you want to whiten? I use bleach on stains
and Colgate on my teeth- but that's all the information I can give you.

"Naoko" > wrote in message
om...
> Hello. I will become 20 years old soon. It is said that the tune of
> the skin collapses from 25 years old. What tea is effective for
> maintaining cosmetics?

None. On your 25th birthday you will suddenly wrinkle up like a prune.
Just like everyone else. you may have noticed that everyone over the age of
24 is hideously wrinkled.

> I need your help especially about Whitening!

What about whitening? What do you want to whiten? I use bleach on stains
and Colgate on my teeth- but that's all the information I can give you.

/24/04


>
> "Naoko" > wrote in message
> om...
>> Hello. I will become 20 years old soon. It is said that the tune of
>> the skin collapses from 25 years old. What tea is effective for
>> maintaining cosmetics?
>
> None. On your 25th birthday you will suddenly wrinkle up like a prune.
> Just like everyone else. you may have noticed that everyone over the age of
> 24 is hideously wrinkled.
>
>> I need your help especially about Whitening!
>
> What about whitening? What do you want to whiten? I use bleach on stains
> and Colgate on my teeth- but that's all the information I can give you.


Tea,

It is not impossible, albeit highly improbable, that this is a serious young
person asking a serious question. I think. I myself am somewhat over 25, and
certified wrinkle free. No wrinkles on me. I attribute this miracle to tea.

By the way, Naoko, skin tone begins to collapse by the time you reach the
age of 12. In our culture, we respect age, which is sometimes, but not
usually, associated with wisdom. I recommend plenty of fresh air, sunshine,
and sencha, all of which should be easy for you to get.

Whitening?

Michael

/24/04


>
> "Naoko" > wrote in message
> om...
>> Hello. I will become 20 years old soon. It is said that the tune of
>> the skin collapses from 25 years old. What tea is effective for
>> maintaining cosmetics?
>
> None. On your 25th birthday you will suddenly wrinkle up like a prune.
> Just like everyone else. you may have noticed that everyone over the age of
> 24 is hideously wrinkled.
>
>> I need your help especially about Whitening!
>
> What about whitening? What do you want to whiten? I use bleach on stains
> and Colgate on my teeth- but that's all the information I can give you.


Tea,

It is not impossible, albeit highly improbable, that this is a serious young
person asking a serious question. I think. I myself am somewhat over 25, and
certified wrinkle free. No wrinkles on me. I attribute this miracle to tea.

By the way, Naoko, skin tone begins to collapse by the time you reach the
age of 12. In our culture, we respect age, which is sometimes, but not
usually, associated with wisdom. I recommend plenty of fresh air, sunshine,
and sencha, all of which should be easy for you to get.

Whitening?

Michael

> Whitening?

Try to contact Michael Jakson, he is an expert on this topic.

> Whitening?

Try to contact Michael Jakson, he is an expert on this topic.

"Livio Zanini" > wrote in message >...
> > Whitening?
>
> Try to contact Michael Jakson, he is an expert on this topic.

Dear Michael & Livio:

I had a very rough working day and was very tired. I just want to
thank you for let me laugh so much with your valuable advice to us
about- how to stay young. -

I wish God bless both of you many centuries and keep both of you
winkle free

Ripon
Vienna,VA

"Livio Zanini" > wrote in message >...
> > Whitening?
>
> Try to contact Michael Jakson, he is an expert on this topic.

Dear Michael & Livio:

I had a very rough working day and was very tired. I just want to
thank you for let me laugh so much with your valuable advice to us
about- how to stay young. -

I wish God bless both of you many centuries and keep both of you
winkle free

Ripon
Vienna,VA

"Ripon" > wrote in message
om...
> "Livio Zanini" > wrote in message
>...
> > > Whitening?
> >
> > Try to contact Michael Jakson, he is an expert on this topic.
>
> Dear Michael & Livio:
>
> I had a very rough working day and was very tired. I just want to
> thank you for let me laugh so much with your valuable advice to us
> about- how to stay young. -
>
> I wish God bless both of you many centuries and keep both of you
> winkle free
>
> Ripon
> Vienna,VA

You're welcome. But I'm Michele. An easy mistake to make.

I have more advice on how to use tea to stay young. Drink a cup of tea made
with your homemade tea bags (they're bigger than the commercial ones)..
Squeeze out the tea bags and let them cool. After you have drunk your tea,
put the teabags on your eyelids- they'll soothe them and temporarily make
them less puffy.

Or, you could just take used tealeaves and stick them on your face. They
won't get rid of wrinkles, but if you look in the mirror while wearing them,
you'll laugh so hard that you'll feel younger (and sillier).

"Ripon" > wrote in message
om...
> "Livio Zanini" > wrote in message
>...
> > > Whitening?
> >
> > Try to contact Michael Jakson, he is an expert on this topic.
>
> Dear Michael & Livio:
>
> I had a very rough working day and was very tired. I just want to
> thank you for let me laugh so much with your valuable advice to us
> about- how to stay young. -
>
> I wish God bless both of you many centuries and keep both of you
> winkle free
>
> Ripon
> Vienna,VA

You're welcome. But I'm Michele. An easy mistake to make.

I have more advice on how to use tea to stay young. Drink a cup of tea made
with your homemade tea bags (they're bigger than the commercial ones)..
Squeeze out the tea bags and let them cool. After you have drunk your tea,
put the teabags on your eyelids- they'll soothe them and temporarily make
them less puffy.

Or, you could just take used tealeaves and stick them on your face. They
won't get rid of wrinkles, but if you look in the mirror while wearing them,
you'll laugh so hard that you'll feel younger (and sillier).

Naoko wrote:
>
> Hello. I will become 20 years old soon. It is said that the tune of
> the skin collapses from 25 years old. What tea is effective for
> maintaining cosmetics?

Naoko, my dear, what you seek isn't tea, but pee. Horse pee. Urea,
technically speaking. My wife applies a home-made urea treatment to her
face after every washing. All the information you need for this beauty
secret can be found here (in Japanese!):

http://www.age.am/~kirei/bihadasuiresipi.htm

--cm

Naoko wrote:
>
> Hello. I will become 20 years old soon. It is said that the tune of
> the skin collapses from 25 years old. What tea is effective for
> maintaining cosmetics?

Naoko, my dear, what you seek isn't tea, but pee. Horse pee. Urea,
technically speaking. My wife applies a home-made urea treatment to her
face after every washing. All the information you need for this beauty
secret can be found here (in Japanese!):

http://www.age.am/~kirei/bihadasuiresipi.htm

--cm

Livio and Michael, to prevent EVER becoming winkle free over the
coming centuries I suggest a daily intake of Dong Ding might do the
trick.

(Long time away, a big hello to everyone and apologies for childish,
circa teenage, jokes)

Livio and Michael, to prevent EVER becoming winkle free over the
coming centuries I suggest a daily intake of Dong Ding might do the
trick.

(Long time away, a big hello to everyone and apologies for childish,
circa teenage, jokes)

5/27/04

>
>
> Naoko wrote:
>>
>> Hello. I will become 20 years old soon. It is said that the tune of
>> the skin collapses from 25 years old. What tea is effective for
>> maintaining cosmetics?
>
> Naoko, my dear, what you seek isn't tea, but pee. Horse pee. Urea,
> technically speaking. My wife applies a home-made urea treatment to her
> face after every washing. All the information you need for this beauty
> secret can be found here (in Japanese!):
>
> http://www.age.am/~kirei/bihadasuiresipi.htm
>
> --cm

On behalf of our wives and sweethearts everywhere, thank you Crymad for
bringing this wonderful product to our attention. And did you all know rumor
has it the product will even cure athlete's foot? As Babelfish translates:
"The opportunity which makes the beauty skin water of the ??child" Wasser
machen?

Seriously, people should be aware that playing with this product is illegal
in New York State, and frowned upon by the Church. If you do feel a
compulsion in that direction however, we recommend that you at least forgo
the "straw" raincoat, and use some other material.

Michael

I'm drinking pu-erh this morning. 1992 green. I leave the relevance of this
to you.

5/27/04

>
>
> Naoko wrote:
>>
>> Hello. I will become 20 years old soon. It is said that the tune of
>> the skin collapses from 25 years old. What tea is effective for
>> maintaining cosmetics?
>
> Naoko, my dear, what you seek isn't tea, but pee. Horse pee. Urea,
> technically speaking. My wife applies a home-made urea treatment to her
> face after every washing. All the information you need for this beauty
> secret can be found here (in Japanese!):
>
> http://www.age.am/~kirei/bihadasuiresipi.htm
>
> --cm

On behalf of our wives and sweethearts everywhere, thank you Crymad for
bringing this wonderful product to our attention. And did you all know rumor
has it the product will even cure athlete's foot? As Babelfish translates:
"The opportunity which makes the beauty skin water of the ??child" Wasser
machen?

Seriously, people should be aware that playing with this product is illegal
in New York State, and frowned upon by the Church. If you do feel a
compulsion in that direction however, we recommend that you at least forgo
the "straw" raincoat, and use some other material.

Michael

I'm drinking pu-erh this morning. 1992 green. I leave the relevance of this
to you.

The Immoral Mr 5/27/04


> Livio and Michael, to prevent EVER becoming winkle free over the
> coming centuries I suggest a daily intake of Dong Ding might do the
> trick.
>
> (Long time away, a big hello to everyone and apologies for childish,
> circa teenage, jokes)


Love is never having to say you're sorry.

Michael

The Immoral Mr 5/27/04


> Livio and Michael, to prevent EVER becoming winkle free over the
> coming centuries I suggest a daily intake of Dong Ding might do the
> trick.
>
> (Long time away, a big hello to everyone and apologies for childish,
> circa teenage, jokes)


Love is never having to say you're sorry.

Michael

Michael Plant wrote:
>
> 5/27/04
>
> >
> >
> > Naoko wrote:
> >>
> >> Hello. I will become 20 years old soon. It is said that the tune of
> >> the skin collapses from 25 years old. What tea is effective for
> >> maintaining cosmetics?
> >
> > Naoko, my dear, what you seek isn't tea, but pee. Horse pee. Urea,
> > technically speaking. My wife applies a home-made urea treatment to her
> > face after every washing. All the information you need for this beauty
> > secret can be found here (in Japanese!):
> >
> > http://www.age.am/~kirei/bihadasuiresipi.htm
> >
> > --cm
>
> On behalf of our wives and sweethearts everywhere, thank you Crymad for
> bringing this wonderful product to our attention. And did you all know rumor
> has it the product will even cure athlete's foot? As Babelfish translates:
> "The opportunity which makes the beauty skin water of the ??child" Wasser
> machen?
>
> Seriously, people should be aware that playing with this product is illegal
> in New York State and frowned upon by the Church. If you do feel a
> compulsion in that direction however, we recommend that you at least forgo
> the "straw" raincoat, and use some other material.

Well, we got our big bottle at a chemical supply. Came with a
complimentary MSDS. Is urea unobtainable by ordinary folk in NY? It
should be said that this stuff is a dry, white, crystalline substance,
not a yellow liquid.

--crymad

Michael Plant wrote:
>
> 5/27/04
>
> >
> >
> > Naoko wrote:
> >>
> >> Hello. I will become 20 years old soon. It is said that the tune of
> >> the skin collapses from 25 years old. What tea is effective for
> >> maintaining cosmetics?
> >
> > Naoko, my dear, what you seek isn't tea, but pee. Horse pee. Urea,
> > technically speaking. My wife applies a home-made urea treatment to her
> > face after every washing. All the information you need for this beauty
> > secret can be found here (in Japanese!):
> >
> > http://www.age.am/~kirei/bihadasuiresipi.htm
> >
> > --cm
>
> On behalf of our wives and sweethearts everywhere, thank you Crymad for
> bringing this wonderful product to our attention. And did you all know rumor
> has it the product will even cure athlete's foot? As Babelfish translates:
> "The opportunity which makes the beauty skin water of the ??child" Wasser
> machen?
>
> Seriously, people should be aware that playing with this product is illegal
> in New York State and frowned upon by the Church. If you do feel a
> compulsion in that direction however, we recommend that you at least forgo
> the "straw" raincoat, and use some other material.

Well, we got our big bottle at a chemical supply. Came with a
complimentary MSDS. Is urea unobtainable by ordinary folk in NY? It
should be said that this stuff is a dry, white, crystalline substance,
not a yellow liquid.

--crymad

Michael Plant wrote:
>
> 5/27/04
>
> >
> > http://www.age.am/~kirei/bihadasuiresipi.htm
> >
> > --cm
>
> On behalf of our wives and sweethearts everywhere, thank you Crymad for
> bringing this wonderful product to our attention. And did you all know rumor
> has it the product will even cure athlete's foot? As Babelfish translates:
> "The opportunity which makes the beauty skin water of the ??child" Wasser
> machen?

Heh-heh -- amusing translation. The writer of the testimonial is a Ms.
Ameko. Because she chose to write the "Ame" part of her name in
katakana, Babelfish stumbled, and the rest of the sentence just went
tumbling down. It should read something like this:

"Ms. Ameko's start with beautiful skin treatment."

--crymad

Michael Plant wrote:
>
> 5/27/04
>
> >
> > http://www.age.am/~kirei/bihadasuiresipi.htm
> >
> > --cm
>
> On behalf of our wives and sweethearts everywhere, thank you Crymad for
> bringing this wonderful product to our attention. And did you all know rumor
> has it the product will even cure athlete's foot? As Babelfish translates:
> "The opportunity which makes the beauty skin water of the ??child" Wasser
> machen?

Heh-heh -- amusing translation. The writer of the testimonial is a Ms.
Ameko. Because she chose to write the "Ame" part of her name in
katakana, Babelfish stumbled, and the rest of the sentence just went
tumbling down. It should read something like this:

"Ms. Ameko's start with beautiful skin treatment."

--crymad

Tea > wrote:
>
>"Naoko" > wrote in message
. com...
>> Hello. I will become 20 years old soon. It is said that the tune of
>> the skin collapses from 25 years old. What tea is effective for
>> maintaining cosmetics?
>
>None. On your 25th birthday you will suddenly wrinkle up like a prune.
>Just like everyone else. you may have noticed that everyone over the age of
>24 is hideously wrinkled.

This can be forestalled by eating 3 Big Macs a day.

--Blair
"There may be side effects, however."

Tea > wrote:
>
>"Naoko" > wrote in message
. com...
>> Hello. I will become 20 years old soon. It is said that the tune of
>> the skin collapses from 25 years old. What tea is effective for
>> maintaining cosmetics?
>
>None. On your 25th birthday you will suddenly wrinkle up like a prune.
>Just like everyone else. you may have noticed that everyone over the age of
>24 is hideously wrinkled.

This can be forestalled by eating 3 Big Macs a day.

--Blair
"There may be side effects, however."