Goo

On May 28, 1:48*am, dh@. wrote:
> * * Goo

but he came first in "Stupid Pet Tricks".

On Tue, 27 May 2008, Goo agreed:

>On Tue, 27 May 2008 14:48:42 -0100, dh@. wrote:
>
>>
>>
>> Goo
>
> Me

Congratulations for being worst, Goo, since we've
seen that's the "best" you can do.

On Tue, 27 May 2008 13:15:38 -0700 (PDT), "Mr.Smartypants" > wrote:

>On May 28, 1:48*am, dh@. wrote:
>> * * Goo
>
>but he came first in "Stupid Pet Tricks".

The Goober could never make it as a real pet though,
since the first time he got the chance he'd end up
outstupiding himself and get hit by a car, or bite into
an electric chord, or eat something that would poison
him or something like that, and if he ended up in a
shelter he would no doubt be the first one "down".
Goo would probably enjoy being an animal as long as
it lasted though, spending all day licking his ball and
sticking his nose up as many assholes as possible...
come to think of it the Goober probably envies dogs
quite a lot for those very reasons. Maybe one reason
Goo doesn't consider life to be a benefit is because
of his frustration at not being able to sniff everybody's
asshole the way dogs "get to" do.

On May 29, 12:12*am, Rudy Canoza > wrote:
> Goo - ****wit David Harrison, admittedly stupid cracker - lied and
> presented no challenge:
>
> > On Tue, 27 May 2008, Rudy M. Canoza agreed:
>
> >> On Tue, 27 May 2008 14:48:42 -0100, Goo - ****wit David Harrison, admittedly stupid cracker - lied and presented no challenge:
>
> >>> * *Me, ****wit David Harrison.
>
> >> Exactly, Goo. *You blow.
>
> > * * Congratulations
>
> For what? *For pointing out how badly you blow, Goo? *Okay, Goo - have
> it your way. *You blow.


Boobs I need you and your dictionary to verify that "gulas" is a real
word.

You can bite someone at Google if it isn't.

On May 28, 8:17*pm, dh@. wrote:
> On Tue, 27 May 2008 13:15:38 -0700 (PDT), "Mr.Smartypants" > wrote:
> >On May 28, 1:48*am, dh@. wrote:
> >> * * Goo
>
> >but he came first in "Stupid Pet Tricks".
>
> * * The Goober could never make it as a real pet though,
> since the first time he got the chance he'd end up
> outstupiding himself and get hit by a car, or bite into
> an electric chord, or eat something that would poison
> him or something like that, and if he ended up in a
> shelter he would no doubt be the first one "down".
> Goo would probably enjoy being an animal as long as
> it lasted though, spending all day licking his ball and
> sticking his nose up as many assholes as possible...
> come to think of it the Goober probably envies dogs
> quite a lot for those very reasons. Maybe one reason
> Goo doesn't consider life to be a benefit is because
> of his frustration at not being able to sniff everybody's
> asshole the way dogs "get to" do.


Poor Boobs. Trying to catch his stubby little tail, trying to lick his
nonexistent balls, and the only joy he actually achieves is shoving
his nose up someone's ass.

One out of three ain't bad I guess.