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Scent-rolling
Although not known to be a hereditary tie-over from any primate
ancestors, anybody who believes they have instincts to 'scent-roll' in cow entrails, may now mark their territory & show off to the pack- all in the comfort of the den/without seeing the eyes of prey in the wild! Introducing Burger King’s cologne: “Flame” - purpose designed to smell like burnt cow flesh while concealing your own odor! Wallow in it for $3.99. You can avoid vitamin D too, the postman delivers it to you! Whether you're trying to sneak up on cows or score with that special, blood-thirsty date, you can spray yourself with this product, which may allow you closer proximity to prey & courtly love. Here is the ad I found in the local paper: "Meat Me Out Back Flame, a new men's body spray by Burger King Corp., features the scent of seduction with the hint of flame-broiled meat." http://www.firemeetsdesire.com/ Chris |
Scent-rolling
On Jan 1, 12:51*pm, crisology > wrote:
> Although not known to be a hereditary tie-over from any primate > ancestors, anybody who believes they have instincts to 'scent-roll' in > cow entrails, may now mark their territory & show off to the pack- all > in the comfort of the den/without seeing the eyes of prey in the wild! > Introducing Burger King’s cologne: “Flame” - purpose designed to smell > like burnt cow flesh while concealing your own odor! Wallow in it for > $3.99. You can avoid vitamin D too, the postman delivers it to you! > > Whether you're trying to sneak up on cows or score with that special, > blood-thirsty date, you can spray yourself with this product, which > may allow you closer proximity to prey & courtly love. > > Here is the ad I found in the local paper: > > "Meat Me Out Back > > Flame, a new men's body spray by Burger King Corp., features the scent > of seduction with the hint of flame-broiled meat." > > http://www.firemeetsdesire.com/ > > Chris That clip is very disturbing, from the psuedo-porn background music...the worst was the naked burger king King beckoning..ew...ew...ew, and the massage...was that grease she was rubbing in? What will they do next??? |
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