1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light
bulb could have been changed differently
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
1 to move it to the Lighting section
2 to argue then move it to the Electrical section
7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
5 to flame the spell checkers
3 to correct spelling/grammar flames
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to
condemn those 6 as stupid
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb"
is perfectly correct
19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this
discussion to a lightbulb forum
11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs
and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy
the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this
technique and what brands are faulty
7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected
URL's
3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this
group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all
headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot
handle the light bulb controversy
4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about
light bulbs"
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start
it all over again.

16

1 to swap out the bulbs
2 to verify that no animals were killed in testing the
new bulb
3 to conduct a memorial service for the dead insects in
the globe around the light
6 to act as pallbearers
4 to carry the spiders on the stepstool across the street




How many omnivores does it take to change a lightbulb?

None: omnivores aren't afraid of the dark.

Jonathan Ball > wrote in message link.net>...
> 16
>
> 1 to swap out the bulbs
> 2 to verify that no animals were killed in testing the
> new bulb
> 3 to conduct a memorial service for the dead insects in
> the globe around the light
> 6 to act as pallbearers
> 4 to carry the spiders on the stepstool across the street
>
>
>
>
> How many omnivores does it take to change a lightbulb?
>
> None: omnivores aren't afraid of the dark.






They *prefer* to live in the dark.


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Ron wrote:
> Jonathan Ball > wrote in message link.net>...
>
>>16
>>
>>1 to swap out the bulbs
>>2 to verify that no animals were killed in testing the
>>new bulb
>>3 to conduct a memorial service for the dead insects in
>>the globe around the light
>>6 to act as pallbearers
>>4 to carry the spiders on the stepstool across the street
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>How many omnivores does it take to change a lightbulb?
>>
>>None: omnivores aren't afraid of the dark.
>
> They *prefer* to live in the dark.

You prefer eating out your grandmother's asshole.