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The American Barbarian Vegan: Two Great Cold-from-the-Can Single-Dish Meals

4/5 can (drained) of young spring peas + small can (drained) of
mushroom pieces + oz. or two of soy-sauce + salt + cayenne seeds + oz.
or two of canola oil. Let seeds humidify in soy sauce etc. for a
minute or two before finally adding oil. Stir well. Garnish with
chopped green onion if desired. Serve with crackers.

Can (drained) of dark kidney beans + chopped onions + chopped green
olives + oz. or two of cayenne sauce + oz. or two of canola oil. Stir
well. Serve with crackers or tortilla chips.

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Now you know where I get the peas
my cats so love.

The American Barbarian Vegan: Two Great Cold-from-the-Can Single-Dish Meals

On Tue, 27 Sep 2011 13:16:59 -0700 (PDT), mimus wrote:

> 4/5 can (drained) of young spring peas + small can (drained) of
> mushroom pieces + oz. or two of soy-sauce + salt + cayenne seeds + oz.
> or two of canola oil. Let seeds humidify in soy sauce etc. for a
> minute or two before finally adding oil. Stir well. Garnish with
> chopped green onion if desired. Serve with crackers.
>
> Can (drained) of dark kidney beans + chopped onions + chopped green
> olives + oz. or two of cayenne sauce + oz. or two of canola oil. Stir
> well. Serve with crackers or tortilla chips.

Boy do those quatz have you fooled.

Smee

Quote:

Originally Posted by Checkmate (Post 1665356)

Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
Checkmate. Oh, yeah... I should also mention that mimus said the following:

4/5 can (drained) of young spring peas + small can (drained) of
mushroom pieces + oz. or two of soy-sauce + salt + cayenne seeds + oz.
or two of canola oil. Let seeds humidify in soy sauce etc. for a
minute or two before finally adding oil. Stir well. Garnish with
chopped green onion if desired. Serve with crackers.

Can (drained) of dark kidney beans + chopped onions + chopped green
olives + oz. or two of cayenne sauce + oz. or two of canola oil. Stir
well. Serve with crackers or tortilla chips.

Open can of chili beans

*BURP*

*PFFFFFT*

Done.

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Don't really understand the post or I'm just way too bored to read the whole post.

The American Barbarian Vegan: Two Great Cold-from-the-CanSingle-Dish Meals

On Sep 27, 4:55*pm, Peggy Scissons > wrote:

> On Tue, 27 Sep 2011 13:16:59 -0700 (PDT), mimus wrote:
>
> > 4/5 can (drained) of young spring peas + small can (drained) of
> > mushroom pieces + oz. or two of soy-sauce + salt + cayenne seeds + oz.
> > or two of canola oil. Let seeds humidify in soy sauce etc. for a
> > minute or two before finally adding oil. Stir well. Garnish with
> > chopped green onion if desired. Serve with crackers.
>
> > Can (drained) of dark kidney beans + chopped onions + chopped green
> > olives + oz. or two of cayenne sauce + oz. or two of canola oil. Stir
> > well. Serve with crackers or tortilla chips.
>
> > --
>
> > Now you know where I get the peas
> > my cats so love.
>
> Boy do those quatz have you fooled.
>
> Smee

Well, it's probably a combination of legumes being high in protein and
them attempting to weird me out.

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The diced tomatoes thing is just attempting to weird me out.

The American Barbarian Vegan: Two Great Cold-from-the-Can Single-Dish Meals

On Wed, 28 Sep 2011 13:22:24 -0700 (PDT), mimus wrote:

> On Sep 27, 4:55*pm, Peggy Scissons > wrote:
>
>> On Tue, 27 Sep 2011 13:16:59 -0700 (PDT), mimus wrote:
>>
>>> 4/5 can (drained) of young spring peas + small can (drained) of
>>> mushroom pieces + oz. or two of soy-sauce + salt + cayenne seeds + oz.
>>> or two of canola oil. Let seeds humidify in soy sauce etc. for a
>>> minute or two before finally adding oil. Stir well. Garnish with
>>> chopped green onion if desired. Serve with crackers.
>>
>>> Can (drained) of dark kidney beans + chopped onions + chopped green
>>> olives + oz. or two of cayenne sauce + oz. or two of canola oil. Stir
>>> well. Serve with crackers or tortilla chips.
>>
>>> --
>>
>>> Now you know where I get the peas
>>> my cats so love.
>>
>> Boy do those quatz have you fooled.
>>
>> Smee
>
> Well, it's probably a combination of legumes being high in protein and
> them attempting to weird me out.

They'd certainly weird me out.

Smee

The American Barbarian Vegan: Two Great Cold-from-the-CanSingle-Dish Meals

On Sep 30, 4:59*pm, Peggy Scissons > wrote:

> On Wed, 28 Sep 2011 13:22:24 -0700 (PDT), mimus wrote:
>
> > On Sep 27, 4:55*pm, Peggy Scissons > wrote:
>
> >> On Tue, 27 Sep 2011 13:16:59 -0700 (PDT), mimus wrote:
>
> >>> 4/5 can (drained) of young spring peas + small can (drained) of
> >>> mushroom pieces + oz. or two of soy-sauce + salt + cayenne seeds + oz..
> >>> or two of canola oil. Let seeds humidify in soy sauce etc. for a
> >>> minute or two before finally adding oil. Stir well. Garnish with
> >>> chopped green onion if desired. Serve with crackers.
>
> >>> Now you know where I get the peas
> >>> my cats so love.
>
> >> Boy do those quatz have you fooled.
>
> >> Smee
>
> > Well, it's probably a combination of legumes being high in protein and
> > them attempting to weird me out.
>
> They'd certainly weird me out.
>
> Smee

It's funny watchin' 'em chase the peas around on the plate.

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They're not really well-adapted to eating little crispy-ish round
things.

The American Barbarian Vegan: Two Great Cold-from-the-CanSingle-Dish Meals

On Sep 27, 6:13*pm, Checkmate > wrote:

> Warning! *Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> Checkmate. *Oh, yeah... I should also mention that mimus said the following:
>
> > 4/5 can (drained) of young spring peas + small can (drained) of
> > mushroom pieces + oz. or two of soy-sauce + salt + cayenne seeds + oz.
> > or two of canola oil. Let seeds humidify in soy sauce etc. for a
> > minute or two before finally adding oil. Stir well. Garnish with
> > chopped green onion if desired. Serve with crackers.
>
> > Can (drained) of dark kidney beans + chopped onions + chopped green
> > olives + oz. or two of cayenne sauce + oz. or two of canola oil. Stir
> > well. Serve with crackers or tortilla chips.
>
> Open can of chili beans
>
> *BURP*
>
> *PFFFFFT*

Adding about a tablespoon of oats per serving to beans when you cook
'em helps prevent that.

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I don't know why, but it does.
Emollient? alternative microfloral food? dunno.