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such has someone suggested recently. the alternative they proposed was
to not pay taxes. specifically the war tax. the mythical war tax. here is our response: not pay taxes and they garnish your wages and take your stuff--your car, your pension or take it out of your social security or jail you and you lose your job and freedom. not work and you cannot live anywhere unless you squat and in doing so reduce your life excpectancy precipitously. sabotage things and they'll catch your dna and throw you in jail for the rest of your life, giving business to mega-prison corps and cheap labor to microduff et al. don't worry, the al quaeda have nuclear bombs. volunteer to strap one on your back and walk to your least favorite town and sit and wait, why not. go out iwth a bang. go out in a rich neighborhood. like greenwhich ct or wannabee-wasp hamptons, amagansett or quogue or the ever cash-rich bedford-stuyvesant and sw chichago. or shit and **** in every open kiosk and streetside cafe or cough likewise. dog and pig and sheep poop mixed with the soil they walk in even better (pneumatic anthrax). do this at diabetics, aids-patients and carriers and old people who are still mobile. better still. infect your doggie with rabies and teach him/her to lick humans. infectious a month prior to onset. so get the shots first. walk around with some cadmium stolen from a hospital x-ray machine or storage room. you'll die fast but not before making most of a city block and its passersby go with. walk fast though. and not in nyc--too many detectors mounted around. they shoot to kill for that in nyc. scoop some tritium or strontium90 droess from a dripping sewer line at hanford or livermore. or 3-mile or indian point or the one near va. slingshot it at the bohemian grove the first or second week of june or the second or third week of august. look for 5,000 acres not on the map in mendocino california. kill abunch of owls and put them on pikes around the white house and hold a pagan ceremony banishing all owls and grovers. invoke the spirit of dull care to rise. enact it in the park opposite the white house. then burn an effigy of all the bushes or have dull care do so. have your anarchy women refuse to have sex. or if hiv, to give it freely and with leaky condoms and snaggled teeth intended to exchange fluids of all sorts. invite a few vampires in for tupperware parties and group sex occasionally. don't reveal identities till dawn. drip blood across the thresholds of corrupt organizations and write your scree in human blood. it is against talmudic law and costs a lot for a place of business to be ritualistically cleansed by a rabbi in order for orthodox and conservative jews to cross such a threshold until it is done. do so during the lunch hour. wall street sounds fun. but midtown has more investment banking companies, and then there's always the media companies and backroom paperwork backup financial backrooms in the edison/fort lee area. get culturally creative. why the proviso against scaring children? hang the purple dinosaur infront of the circus all gory and scary or show him propped up next to a lampost with an erect penis about to do the nasty with olive oil or ms.piggy or popeye. dress him with a spent flourescent (green for contrast) condom. they'll swear off cartoons and the induction to commercialismo till puberty and then you'll make a killing on those purple dinosaur anatomically-currect and-then-some blow-up dolls you sell to the adult bookstores or on ebay. fur-optional. they won't be able to procreate normally and will interbreed only with the unshaven purple hordes. to the horror of their andover-investment-banking goose-killing pate-swilling wine-gulping peres and meres, yet also pears and mares. never settle for the status quo. nor the altered quo. quo veritas? in my pink llame thong! the eternal object of beppebung desire! 0000000000000000000000000000 (-->>BeTTeR LiVinG Thru BetteR LiVING !!<<----) GABRIELLI WINERY & VINEYARDS OF MENDOCINO For The BIGGEST BOLDEST & SASSIEST REDS: Zany & ZaFTiG ZINFANDELS +++ Sassy SYRIAHs +++ SEXY Sangiovese +++ Piquant PINOT NOIRs: http://www.gabrielli-winery.com http://community.webtv.net/rosaphilia/h2Rosaphilias ----------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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