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Default Alright Scarface! You Win! You are the Guru!

Michael! Uranium Breath! Chuck! Al! Percy! Whatever you real name is!!!

Enough! ENOUGH!

You are a king sized pain in the penis!

This is NOT a US newsgroup
This is the most international NG into which you could poke your dribbling
snout.
You know NOTHING about Bordeaux
You know NOTHING about Burgundy
You know NOTHING about Champagne
You know NOTHING about the wines of the Rhone.
You know NOTHING about the wines of Germany
You know NOTHING about the wines of Austria
You know NOTHING about the wines of Australia
You know NOTHING about the wines of Spain
You know NOTHING about the wines of Portugal
You know NOTHING about the wines of Hungary
You know NOTHING about the wines of South Africa
You know NOTHING about the wines of New Zealand
You know NOTHING about the wines of Chile or Argentina.
You claim to know something about Italian wines, but considering the
inconsistent dribble you plaster on this NG which masquerades as dialogue,
you seem to know f##k all about the fine wines of Italy.

In fact YOU KNOW NOTHING !

You are a pontificating moron who loves the sight of your own excrement in
print..

However, for the sake of international harmony (and the fact that wiseguys
cannot speak Polynesian - so I am probably safe), I ask you forgiveness oh
great one - please forgive this unworthy cretin - you are true almighty
whose knowledge transcends all.

There are currently about 250 people in the world today who have passed the
highest level of educational achievement in the wine industry "Master of
Wine" - and 18 of these are American - pray tell, which one are you?

So, in closing, since there is absolutely nothing which you do not know, and
nothing at all which you cannot do - please try this little challenge.

GET LOST !!!!!!!

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st.helier


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"st.helier" > wrote in message >...
> Michael! Uranium Breath! Chuck! Al! Percy! Whatever you real name is!!!
>
> Enough! ENOUGH!
>
> You are a king sized pain in the penis!
>
> This is NOT a US newsgroup
> This is the most international NG into which you could poke your dribbling
> snout.
> You know NOTHING about Bordeaux


RIGHT. Nor would I want to. That's part of F_____.

> You know NOTHING about Burgundy


RIGHT. Nor would I want to. That's part of F_____.


> You know NOTHING about Champagne


RIGHT. Nor would I want to. That's part of F_____.


> You know NOTHING about the wines of the Rhone.


RIGHT. Nor would I want to. That's part of F_____.
> You know NOTHING about the wines of Germany


False. Piesporter Goldtröpfchen, anyone?

> You know NOTHING about the wines of Austria


Richtig. But I know a lot about the German language.

> You know NOTHING about the wines of Australia


Please spare me.

> You know NOTHING about the wines of Spain


I have heard lots of good things about them.

> You know NOTHING about the wines of Portugal

So?

> You know NOTHING about the wines of Hungary

So?

> You know NOTHING about the wines of South Africa

Right, mate!

> You know NOTHING about the wines of New Zealand

Oingo Boingo!

> You know NOTHING about the wines of Chile or Argentina.

Have tried a few. Poor.

> You claim to know something about Italian wines, but considering the
> inconsistent dribble you plaster on this NG which masquerades as dialogue,
> you seem to know f##k all about the fine wines of Italy.


Oh really? Patriglione? Trebbiano di Abruzzo? Brunello? I have drunk
HUNDREDS of different Italian wines.

> In fact YOU KNOW NOTHING !

The facts do not support this conclusion.

> You are a pontificating moron who loves the sight of your own excrement in
> print..


At least mine's brown. What color is yours, Mr. alien insect?

> However, for the sake of international harmony (and the fact that wiseguys
> cannot speak Polynesian - so I am probably safe), I ask you forgiveness oh
> great one - please forgive this unworthy cretin - you are true almighty
> whose knowledge transcends all.
>
> There are currently about 250 people in the world today who have passed the
> highest level of educational achievement in the wine industry "Master of
> Wine" - and 18 of these are American - pray tell, which one are you?


The one with a brain, who doesn't give a damn about such moronic
things.

> So, in closing, since there is absolutely nothing which you do not know, and
> nothing at all which you cannot do - please try this little challenge.
>
> GET LOST !!!!!!!

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"st.helier" > wrote in message >...
> Michael! Uranium Breath! Chuck! Al! Percy! Whatever you real name is!!!
>
> Enough! ENOUGH!
>
> You are a king sized pain in the penis!
>
> This is NOT a US newsgroup
> This is the most international NG into which you could poke your dribbling
> snout.
> You know NOTHING about Bordeaux


RIGHT. Nor would I want to. That's part of F_____.

> You know NOTHING about Burgundy


RIGHT. Nor would I want to. That's part of F_____.


> You know NOTHING about Champagne


RIGHT. Nor would I want to. That's part of F_____.


> You know NOTHING about the wines of the Rhone.


RIGHT. Nor would I want to. That's part of F_____.
> You know NOTHING about the wines of Germany


False. Piesporter Goldtröpfchen, anyone?

> You know NOTHING about the wines of Austria


Richtig. But I know a lot about the German language.

> You know NOTHING about the wines of Australia


Please spare me.

> You know NOTHING about the wines of Spain


I have heard lots of good things about them.

> You know NOTHING about the wines of Portugal

So?

> You know NOTHING about the wines of Hungary

So?

> You know NOTHING about the wines of South Africa

Right, mate!

> You know NOTHING about the wines of New Zealand

Oingo Boingo!

> You know NOTHING about the wines of Chile or Argentina.

Have tried a few. Poor.

> You claim to know something about Italian wines, but considering the
> inconsistent dribble you plaster on this NG which masquerades as dialogue,
> you seem to know f##k all about the fine wines of Italy.


Oh really? Patriglione? Trebbiano di Abruzzo? Brunello? I have drunk
HUNDREDS of different Italian wines.

> In fact YOU KNOW NOTHING !

The facts do not support this conclusion.

> You are a pontificating moron who loves the sight of your own excrement in
> print..


At least mine's brown. What color is yours, Mr. alien insect?

> However, for the sake of international harmony (and the fact that wiseguys
> cannot speak Polynesian - so I am probably safe), I ask you forgiveness oh
> great one - please forgive this unworthy cretin - you are true almighty
> whose knowledge transcends all.
>
> There are currently about 250 people in the world today who have passed the
> highest level of educational achievement in the wine industry "Master of
> Wine" - and 18 of these are American - pray tell, which one are you?


The one with a brain, who doesn't give a damn about such moronic
things.

> So, in closing, since there is absolutely nothing which you do not know, and
> nothing at all which you cannot do - please try this little challenge.
>
> GET LOST !!!!!!!

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You have the ability to ignore anyone's posts.
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You have the ability to ignore anyone's posts.


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You have the ability to ignore anyone's posts.
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Thomas Curmudgeon > wrote in message news:<AO43d.325786$Oi.151700@fed1read04>...
> You have the ability to ignore anyone's posts.


But should I?
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Thomas Curmudgeon > wrote in message news:<AO43d.325786$Oi.151700@fed1read04>...
> You have the ability to ignore anyone's posts.


But should I?
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