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....this time of the unintentional sort (I think):

http://www.amicistours.com/wineswirling.html

Hoo, boy!

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On Aug 11, 11:24*am, Mark Lipton > wrote:
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Hoo, boy just about says it all. As a scientist....what do you think
of the issue of swirling against the molecular nap? LOL!!
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On 08/11/2011 05:24 PM, Mark Lipton wrote:
> ...this time of the unintentional sort (I think):
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> http://www.amicistours.com/wineswirling.html
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> Hoo, boy!
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Wow! That caused my magnetic dipoles to oscillate wildly. North, south,
north, south. I have cousin who thinks like that.
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> ...this time of the unintentional sort (I think):
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> http://www.amicistours.com/wineswirling.html
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> Hoo, boy!



Is this a joke or does he mean it seriously? I've read it a couple of
times and I'm still not sure.

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I bet they believe it he
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Ken Blake wrote:
> Mark Lipton > wrote:
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>> ...this time of the unintentional sort (I think):
>>
>> http://www.amicistours.com/wineswirling.html
>>
>> Hoo, boy!


Oh, my. This is the proper reaction to reading this article, I think:

http://mlkshk.com/r/1DR5


> Is this a joke or does he mean it seriously? I've read it a couple of
> times and I'm still not sure.


Quite serious, apparently. There's a follow-up link at the top of
the page, where he relents a bit and concedes that it is not wine
"cells" but molecules, or even atoms. A wine atom, now that's a
fascinating concept. Mark, what do you think its atomic weight might
be? Should we call it 'vinium'?

But seriously, is there even a tiny shred of evidence for the
effect, never mind the idiotic explanation? Anybody observe something
like that? I sure haven't, but then I don't have a "very educated,
albeit big, Italian nose" (sic).

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On 8/11/11 4:33 PM, Patok wrote:

> Quite serious, apparently. There's a follow-up link at the top of the
> page, where he relents a bit and concedes that it is not wine "cells"
> but molecules, or even atoms. A wine atom, now that's a fascinating
> concept. Mark, what do you think its atomic weight might be? Should we
> call it 'vinium'?


Well, we know that wine is slightly lighter than water, so I think that
a wine atom should have a mass of ~17 AMU. Vinium has a nice ring to
it, unless one wanted to go Greek, in which case oenogen might work ;-)

> But seriously, is there even a tiny shred of evidence for the effect,
> never mind the idiotic explanation? Anybody observe something like that?
> I sure haven't, but then I don't have a "very educated, albeit big,
> Italian nose" (sic).


I doubt that anyone has taken such claims seriously enough to study
them, but I can say that what we know about olfaction would not support
such a possible effect since the binding of molecules to oflactory
receptors shouldn't be affected by the direction of stirring.

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On 11/08/2011 16:24, Mark Lipton wrote:
> ...this time of the unintentional sort (I think):
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> http://www.amicistours.com/wineswirling.html
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> Hoo, boy!
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> Mark Lipton


I always wondered why there was no such thing as The Southern Lights.

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Steve Slatcher wrote:
> On 11/08/2011 16:24, Mark Lipton wrote:
>> ...this time of the unintentional sort (I think):
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>> http://www.amicistours.com/wineswirling.html
>>
>> Hoo, boy!

>
> I always wondered why there was no such thing as The Southern Lights.


There is. Aurora Australis. I guess fewer people live close to its
range, hence it's not as popular.

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> On 11/08/2011 16:24, Mark Lipton wrote:
>> ...this time of the unintentional sort (I think):
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>> http://www.amicistours.com/wineswirling.html
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>> Hoo, boy!
>>
>> Mark Lipton

>
> I always wondered why there was no such thing as The Southern Lights.
>
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Yerse we 'ave them down 'ere in Orstrylia. I saw some last night, they went
green, orange, red...green....

Cheers!
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Steve Slatcher wrote:

> I always wondered why there was no such thing as The Southern Lights.
>


That was one of the more flabbergasting (among a rich selection of them)
statements in that article. Anyone who simply Googles "Southern Lights"
or Aurora Australis would know better.

*sigh*
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On Aug 11, 5:24*pm, Mark Lipton > wrote:
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> Hoo, boy!
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.... this is not even wrong ...
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