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!Jones wrote:
> On Wed, 02 Aug 2006 09:27:36 -0700, in talk.politics.guns "0:->" > > wrote: > >> !Jones wrote: >>> I bet I can make you say "who". >> How? > > < Here, hold my beer and watch this! > > > Well, if I can't, I bet I know who can! What is his name please? Or better, tell me his name. Or better yet, is it you? If not you, the can we assume it's someone else? Are you going to make me guess, or are you going to tell me. Where is this person and what would I call him if I wished to talk to him? If I can't say a word, possibly my owl can do it for me? And you'll tell me then? Or in the patter of my kiddies when they first learned to speak, "hoo daddy, hoo?' So, xho IS it? (substitute a 'w' where appropriate.) Are you having fun yet? Recognize me yet? Hint: I usually play as dumb as I can manage. And am so talented and experienced at it I make people believe it...usually by using their ego against them. Hint: think Fidonet and BBS's. Been around quite awhile we have, Jonesy. > Jones For someone that actually contributes little but disruption you can be amusing. Kontinoo pleez, an wil u tel mi hu now? 0:-> -- "Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well armed lamb contesting the vote." - Benjamin Franklin (or someone else) |
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![]() 0:-> wrote: > !Jones wrote: > > On Wed, 02 Aug 2006 09:27:36 -0700, in talk.politics.guns "0:->" > > > wrote: > > > >> !Jones wrote: > >>> I bet I can make you say "who". > >> How? > > > > < Here, hold my beer and watch this! > > > > > Well, if I can't, I bet I know who can! > > What is his name please? > > Or better, tell me his name. > > Or better yet, is it you? > > If not you, the can we assume it's someone else? > > Are you going to make me guess, or are you going to tell me. > > Where is this person and what would I call him if I wished to talk to > him? > > If I can't say a word, possibly my owl can do it for me? And you'll > tell > me then? > > Or in the patter of my kiddies when they first learned to speak, "hoo > daddy, hoo?' > > So, xho IS it? (substitute a 'w' where appropriate.) > > Are you having fun yet? > > Recognize me yet? Hint: I usually play as dumb as I can manage. Wow! You're doing a *grand* job. > And am so talented and experienced at it I make people believe it... Well, I'd say that you certainly convinced *me*! > usually by using their ego against them. > > Hint: think Fidonet and BBS's. > > Been around quite awhile, we have, Jonesy. Obviously! > For someone that actually contributes little but disruption you can be > amusing. Kontinoo pleez, an wil u tel mi hu now? > > 0:-> Damn! Outsmarted again! I should have known that this'n was only *pretending* to be that stupid... he couldn't possibly have been as silly of a twit as he acted. I suppose I'd best whack it whih a stick; methinks e's flappin' his gills at me in a threatenin' manner, so I'd best play it safe. Jones |
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