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I read the spell chequer poem and it put me in an odd joking mood. I know
this has nothing to do with wine. But I thought I might share it with y'all for the upcoming holiday season. The Office Memo December 1st TO: ALL EMPLOYEES I'm happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will take place on December 23rd at Luigi's Open Pit Barbecue. There will be lots of spiked eggnog and a small band playing traditional carols ... feel free to sing along. And don't be surprised if our CEO shows up dressed as Santa Claus to light the Christmas tree! Exchange of gifts among employees can be done at that time; however, no gift should be over $10. Merry Christmas to you and your family. Patty Lewis - Human Resources Director December 2nd TO: ALL EMPLOYEES In no way was yesterday's memo intended to exclude our Jewish employees. We recognize that Hanukkah is an important holiday that often coincides with Christmas (though unfortunately not this year). However, from now on we're calling it our "Holiday Party." The same policy applies to employees who are celebrating Kwanzaa at this time. There will be no Christmas tree and no Christmas carols sung. Happy Holidays to you and your family. Patty Lewis - Human Resources Director December 3rd TO: ALL EMPLOYEES Regarding the anonymous note I received from a member of Alcoholics Anonymous requesting a non-drinking table, I'm happy to accommodate this request, but, don't forget, if I put a sign on the table that reads, "AA Only," you won't be anonymous anymore. In addition, forget about the gifts exchange-no gifts will be allowed since the union members feel that $10 is too much money. Patty Lewis - Human Researchers Director December 7th TO: ALL EMPLOYEES I've arranged for members of Overeaters Anonymous to sit farthest from the dessert buffet and pregnant women closest to the restrooms. Gays are allowed to sit with each other. *******s do not have to sit with the *** men; each will have their table. Yes, there will be a flower arrangement for the *** men's table. Happy now? Patty Lewis - Human Racehorses Director December 9th TO: ALL EMPLOYEES People, people-nothing sinister was intended by wanting our CEO to play Santa Claus! Even if the anagram of "Santa" does happen to be "Satan," there is no evil connotation to our own "little man in a red suit." Patty Lewis - Human Ratraces December 10th TO: ALL EMPLOYEES Vegetarians-I've had it with you people!! We're going to hold this party at Luigi's Open Pit whether you like it or not, you can just sit at the table farthest from the "grill of death," as you put it, and you'll get salad bar only, including hydroponic tomatoes. But, you know, tomatoes have feelings, too. They scream when you slice them. I've heard them scream. I'm hearing them right now. Ha! I hope you all have a rotten holiday! Drive drunk and die, you hear me? The Bitch from Hell! December 14th TO: ALL EMPLOYEES I'm sure I speak for all of us in wishing Patty Lewis a speedy recovery from her stress-related illness. I'll continue to forward your cards to her at the sanitarium. In the meantime, management has decided to cancel our Holiday Party and give everyone the afternoon of the 23rd off with full pay. Terri Bishop - Acting Human Resources Director |
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![]() "hijem" > wrote in message ... > I read the spell chequer poem and it put me in an odd joking mood. I know > this has nothing to do with wine. But I thought I might share it with y'all > for the upcoming holiday season. > > The Office Memo > [...] > her stress-related illness. I'll continue to forward your cards to her at > the sanitarium. In the meantime, management has decided to cancel our LOL... ain't it the truth. Of course a sanatorium (note corrected spelling, which you would already know if you had been using your spellchequer) is a place one goes to recover from tuberculosis. Gabriel |
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![]() "hijem" > wrote in message ... > I read the spell chequer poem and it put me in an odd joking mood. I know > this has nothing to do with wine. But I thought I might share it with y'all > for the upcoming holiday season. > > The Office Memo > [...] > her stress-related illness. I'll continue to forward your cards to her at > the sanitarium. In the meantime, management has decided to cancel our LOL... ain't it the truth. Of course a sanatorium (note corrected spelling, which you would already know if you had been using your spellchequer) is a place one goes to recover from tuberculosis. Gabriel |
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Gabriel > wrote:
> "hijem" > wrote in message > ... >> I read the spell chequer poem and it put me in an odd joking mood. I know >> this has nothing to do with wine. But I thought I might share it with > y'all >> for the upcoming holiday season. >> >> The Office Memo >> > [...] >> her stress-related illness. I'll continue to forward your cards to her at >> the sanitarium. In the meantime, management has decided to cancel our > LOL... ain't it the truth. Of course a sanatorium (note corrected spelling, > which you would already know if you had been using your spellchequer) is a > place one goes to recover from tuberculosis. > Gabriel .... and the great American-spelling versus British-spelling debate rages on! |
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Gabriel > wrote:
> "hijem" > wrote in message > ... >> I read the spell chequer poem and it put me in an odd joking mood. I know >> this has nothing to do with wine. But I thought I might share it with > y'all >> for the upcoming holiday season. >> >> The Office Memo >> > [...] >> her stress-related illness. I'll continue to forward your cards to her at >> the sanitarium. In the meantime, management has decided to cancel our > LOL... ain't it the truth. Of course a sanatorium (note corrected spelling, > which you would already know if you had been using your spellchequer) is a > place one goes to recover from tuberculosis. > Gabriel .... and the great American-spelling versus British-spelling debate rages on! |
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![]() > > > ... and the great American-spelling versus British-spelling debate > rages on! > Yeah, I'm tyred of it already. --arne > > > |
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![]() > > > ... and the great American-spelling versus British-spelling debate > rages on! > Yeah, I'm tyred of it already. --arne > > > |
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It adds a little colour to one's life.
"arne thormodsen" > wrote in message ... > >> >> >> ... and the great American-spelling versus British-spelling debate >> rages on! >> > > Yeah, I'm tyred of it already. > > --arne > >> >> >> > > |
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It adds a little colour to one's life.
"arne thormodsen" > wrote in message ... > >> >> >> ... and the great American-spelling versus British-spelling debate >> rages on! >> > > Yeah, I'm tyred of it already. > > --arne > >> >> >> > > |
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